This Blog Sucks

[rohirric-hunter]

They call the creature Jimothy, and it stalks Seattle

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[again-please]

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]

[bearotonin-international]

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[tsunflowers]

the sun is a sickly orange color today with a haze of smog blurring its edges. it truly looks like something you would use in a scifi movie to clue the audience in that something has gone very wrong

[tsunflowers]

here’s a pic from the local reddit that honestly looks even scarier than what I’m seeing now

[dovewithscales]

It really does look like a horror/post-apocalypse movie...

[dovewithscales]

Gods, that's even worse

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[kosmogrl]

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[spectre-squared]

@evilwizard

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[wordfather]

🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧👷‍♂️sorry there's 🚧contruction going on on this post. just🚧🚧🚧🚧 🏗🏗yeah just curve around it 🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧somehow🚧🚧🚧🚧

[vsgroundnet]