I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one
$LAYYYTER

titsay

if i look back, i am lost
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
noise dept.

@theartofmadeline
One Nice Bug Per Day
wallacepolsom

Kiana Khansmith

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
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styofa doing anything
Game of Thrones Daily
will byers stan first human second

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almost home
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@twistydragon
I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one
Stoned af and made the best tweet of my life.
Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis
Eden Kalif, Good Cats
Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.
by researchremora
And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city
Okay so, it took me a second to remember that the Great Lakes fucking massive, and I couldn’t help imagining
We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards
Fish in the great lake being like
obfficial michigan post
this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen
guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward
Fish in the great lake being like
Wait shit wrong fucking post
officical michigan post
the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019
I love this post especially the rat part
going on me feed
what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post
why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic
He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.
Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.
Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.
And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?
Capitalism is disgusting.
Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj
What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.
Trilobite Mermaid
imagine, if you will, a fat dragon
"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
OOPS TOO DEEP
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
Steam summer dragon
i had to…
Important question
Okay but I think these two are onto something
Test subject
(no bird was harmed)
Last month I caught Covid, and right at the start of my symptoms I saw this post. For the next 8ish days, I was HAUNTED by this song. It played on a loop in my head for hours. I would wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat singing “…mixed with Zach Galifianakis” as it bounced around in my virus-addled brain. It was literally inescapable.
Anyway as soon as that ended, the Morbin Time memes started so you can imagine how that went for me, who would be deliriously sick for another 5 days.
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post, Zach Galifianakis still haunts me in my fucking dreams like the predator