[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[bioluminescent-fungus]

no amount of butter or salt removes the nutrients from vegetables

[therosielord]

Also cooked vegetables are more easily digestible than raw vegetables! People always act like raw vegetables are the healthiest but that is NOT true if you have a sensitive digestive system. Roast that shit.

[machinot]

Share link 10 years ago

https://Poopvideos.com/video-id/817655H

Share link now

https://poopvi.ds/video-id/817655H&user_8-65155JN&shared.at/7:39PM/palantir_tracking_id=92827652.876.99&socialsecuritynumber=827.92.7251&bloodtype:bnegative&penis_size:about_6_inches_hard_iqn76

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

dropped an embroidery needle on my floor in the dark and couldn't recover it so hopefully a bug is about to use it as a sword and go on some adventures and shit

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[riannafinch]

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

[javert]

tumblr users yearn for the much-maligned genre of "iowa writers workshop divorce litfic"

[tomorrowillbeyou]

cds 💿 are so cool its literally a cirlcle 🔵 that has music 🎶 in its heart......

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[rain-droplet]

who turned them german mid tag ?

[dastardlywlw]

how do you know they were transformed midday?

[devilleworship]

saw this on Insta and the idea that people who are anti-AI are just using it anyway like... willing to give it up? I ACTIVELY AVOID THAT SHIT BUD! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

ALSO

It's not as if this shit has been around SOOO LONG. We all existed JUST FINE before this shit became THE THING someone decided to shove in our face like...

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[lostinhistory]

Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[now-play-slay-the-spire-2]

But if Duck=Bird, and Bird=Dinosaur, and T-rex=Dinosaur, and Sue=T-rex, then wouldn’t Sue=Duck?

[isthereaduck]

I stand corrected.

There’s a duck in this post.

[medievalthymes]

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[michaelblume]

Rickrolling is a beautiful achievement in collective disarmament. We designated a perfectly pleasant pop song as The Prank Song, we agreed that if someone tricks you into listening to it, that means they Owned You, and now no one has to look at goatse anymore.