[kosmogrl]

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

I'm technically a prophet but the prophecies are presented to me in a language I can neither speak nor fundamentally fathom. so I just circle back to basically being normal

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

[welcometomybonfire]

Orhoq after eating a seal

[welcometomybonfire]

Yall need to be more chill about my sled dogs

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[lollytea]

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

[lollytea]

Lets glare at the intruder with Mama

[the-fantastic-mrs-fuck]

@bovineblogger

[do-not-u-dare]

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[pukicho]

Sometimes a banana will have the most vile texture known to man, other times… heh! This banana ain’t half bad!

[qqchurch]

[theboredvoid]

[virtualgirladvance]

[creachers-pet]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[emobanana22]

Being not a teenager on this app feels exactly like this fr

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[sexchangedotcom]

we have to bring back the erotic thriller. in the 1970s a beautiful man could go to a beautiful italian villa and fuck every member of the family living there and then leave and that was the entire movie. and you could smoke indoors

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[cringefail-clown]

seeing someone using the word "abscond" in the wild