Dragons, Doughnuts And Dumbasses

I have no fucking clue either. Just your normal Destiny2 player.

[rocketeverywhere]

overheard an npc asking another about a breakup and it made me think about prominent guardians basically being celebrities in the city and all their business is just out there at the mercy of public opinion

[pukicho]

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Here's my attempt at making a generic Y2K-esque dance song that would've made me 1 billion dollars in the year 2007 but makes me zero dollars in the year 2026

[pris-cas]

“Lesson #1 how far can humans see”

@deltatxt made this into a fanfic!! It’s awsome!! Go check it out!! Blinking in the starlight

Lesson #2

[luna-azzurra]

Ways to worldbuild (Astronomy) <3

[dragons-doughnuts-and-dumbasses]

In honor of the last week of The Dawning, I made this

[dragons-doughnuts-and-dumbasses]

For those that watched the game awards tonight (or didn’t)

[thefirstknife]

Various assortment of funny quotes:

Louis and Human Louis meme is real!

Lodi commentary on the Crucible.

Anything Blue says honestly.

Love the honesty here. Yeah their fashion slaps.

Absolutely obsessed with this Vex.

No context Lodi.

No comment needed.

No context Lodi 2!

Calling the Vex "a bunch of soup that likes to gamble" is slaughtering me.

She's just saying things.

[escapedaudios]

People who have a million ideas but no actually completed projects love to be like "self care is important uwu" and "you should always remember to take breaks ❤️" like mf what are you taking a break from what are you talking about you didn't do anything.

[dragons-doughnuts-and-dumbasses]

Dice tower

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[goldpersonified]

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

[soup-erb]

[bumblebeebats]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[catwithbenefits]

[corgifish]

[persistentmanlyagitation]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[looshelle]

some happy pedrito portraits!! 🫶🏼 💕

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[gabbigabriella]

This is one of those legendary posts that’s been around since I first made a Tumblr. When I didn’t have access to my Tumblr for a few years I would sometimes reference this post. Iconic lol

[lunarblazes]

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[nerugiganon]

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

[biggaybunny]

Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

[andorology]

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

[kestrel-tree]

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

[bananonbinary]

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.

[ahedderick]