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@dragonthingpaws
going to be real if you're bent out of shape about people having a kink or fetish, where they're engaging in it without harming any *non-fictional* person (your fee-fees don't count, you can just block/mute/etc), you can fuck right off. trying to censor shit is, in fact, fascist behavior. so go join your nazi bar friends and get the fuck out.
Needed to get this off my chest to someone. But. I think someone should make Queen Elizabeth smoke a joint that's laced with weed so she dies. Literally foolproof
you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. "oh a diet joint" and she goes to smoke it but then it's. it's weed. and she hates it? I think? and she dies. from the weed?
if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”
but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”
Back in the day I worked at a certain very famous and very high caste art museum in the US as a junior curator. Part of my job was to catalog the objects in the museum database. This includes details like provenance, measurements, and a visual description of what the object looked like.
Like I said, the museum was a pretty snotty institution. It’s got a LOT of objects it’s way famous for possessing, but nobody knew about the absolutely massive collection of Moche erotic pottery it had because the curators were totally embarrassed by this stuff.
Some examples:
Pretty hot shit, right? They never, ever put any of this stuff on public view or published it in any catalogues but - we legit had like several hundred pieces of Moche ceramics in the “dirty pots” category. Anyway, I was left alone to just do my job with regard to the database for several years, ok? And I figured, well, these’re accessioned objects in the museum’s collection - better get down to bidness.
I catalogued every goddamn bestiality, necrophiliac, cocksucking, buttfucking, detached penis, and giant vulva drinking cup in that collection. I’d be like,
A drinking vessel in form of a standing man wearing a tunic and cap. He holds an oversized erection in his hands and stares into the distance (note I did not say “like he’s hella-constipated”). The vessel has a hole at both the tip of the penis as well as around the rim of the figure’s head, thus forcing the drinker to drink only from the penis or risk spilling wine all over themselves from the top of the vessel. Red and orange slip covers the surface of the piece.
Pretty straightforward, right? Apparently the deep seated fear of these objects that the curators exhibited was meant to spread to me as well, but - no one ever gave me that memo, because I guess Midwesterners reproduce asexually. When the curators understood that I had catalogued all of these objects in addition to the other, non-sexy pieces in the collection, they were apparently livid, but knew they had no legs to stand on in terms of getting pissed at me for it.
I visited the museum’s online public access database a few years back and - every single description I wrote of these pieces has been totally neutered to say something like Male figural vase.
Long story short? Just call a dildo a fucking dildo. It’s all gonna be ok, I swear.
This is absolutely the MOST unusual reblog I have ever tagged with what is probably my second-favorite tag, “talk to me about your work.”
Plus it’s hilarious.
I love ancient art history !!!!!
@lowercasetrashwriter
Museums should have sections dedicated to artifacts like these with a warning that says “There’s a lot of private parts in here but we’re dedicated to displaying history so we won’t censor these. Enter at your own risk” or something. It’s prudish to deliberately hide history because of some ding dongs.
Fucking Puritanism.
Unpopular opinion: Sex exists. Making body parts taboo is both psychologically bad for us and kinda stupid.
maybe the cold and squirming thing from beyond the stars isn't in the mood for tentacle rape this evening. maybe it'd like to bottom for a change. have you considered that
transmasc user fails to comprehend the joke of post about transmisogyny in an extremely condescending way. many such cases
returning to this brilliant post bc ive been getting really into centaurs lately for normal reasons and im really noticing that this is a trend there too. presumably this pervades in many terato spaces but im not extraordinarily active in many of those. anyway it’s already exhausting lol, it really hit me when i saw a random post that was like “centaur gf” and one of the things was “big spoon obviously” and it reallyyyy made me pause and go holdddd on lol. obviously centaurs are pregnant with metaphor but omfg maybe the huge horse girl wants to be cuddled too bitch. it happens with werewolves too and it’s just so obvious. why would a girl with a wolfcock exist if not to breed. why would a girl with a horsecock exist. and like, god, the most frustrating thing abt this is is that i know it probably seems ridiculous from the point of anyone who’s not a trans girl lol.
tl:dr; if you have a tentacle monster gf, or a centaur gf or a werewolf gf, you better be doing crazy shit to her prostate. and hold her. and get her flowers. you all treat any remotely monstrous woman as a phallus and it’s annoying!! come up with something else!
you have to treat that therian trans woman like the animal she is.
you have to treat that therian trans woman like the animal it is.
inventing new and exciting moral dilemmas to place upon my island's miis
actually, just drinking it isn't enough for me. i've created a video game adaptation.
we're upping the stakes. would you eat him
they should make a zelda game where link has been on estrogen for 6 years and she has a fat ass that jiggles and also the plot and characters aren't super racist
who's a kissable puppy, huh? who is it? is it YOU??? 🫵 tag a puppy friend you wanna KISS!! 💋
as any good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story:
rags to riches
man vs man
man vs bee
voyage to meat world
coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
amateur pornography
evangelion
I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it
Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors
I'm sorry but the RPG reddit community taking their already very strict anti-self promotion and amending it to include any mention of your games in any discussion context is hilarious. I just spent hours scrolling there to see if there's anything worth engaging with that wouldn't get deleted? It's the same repetitive threads over and over. Why have a community about games where people can't...talk about games.
I'm sorry but what the fuck is wrong with you people. Do you even like games??????
The really funny part about them responding "it's okay because if your game is of interest to this community someone else will post about it" is that the very same update that classified all discussion of games you created yourself as self-promotion also added a stipulation that if a newly created account or an existing account with no substantial history of activity on that particular community posts about any game that doesn't already have an established body of discussion, the mods will assume you're the game in question's author in disguise and treat it as self-promotion. So in practice, you're just not allowed to post about games that aren't already being discussed at all unless the mods like you.
Genuinely, every community ostensibly dedicated to rpgs having rules like this gave me so many panic attacks and made me feel like such a worm trying to tell people of the game I spent years making, Valiant Quest (available for 12$ canadian on itch.io), that I became an internet hermit for years after like two weeks of self-promotion.
Like I was proud of my work, the tests went well, people liked it, the people who bought it liked it, I have every reason to be confident in my art, and yet I can't breach the insane, sociopathic levels of confidence you need to break into any of these communities or do any degree of 'organic' marketing. These communities treat you like a malignant grifter for making games if you aren't: -An established publisher going back to at least the 00's -A kickstarter that clearly already has a 6+ digit budget behind it. -A youtubesman with 100k+ subs. -On a big actual-play show.
waking up from a caffeine-induced stress nightmare mid panic attack after not quite enough sleep sweatier than I've ever been in my life: I do this all for the Shareholders. my life for them
So to be 100% clear:
tumblr just added an update that requires you to verify your age in order to view "mature content". I'm not sure how they do the verification (haven't yet checked), but given recent similar updates from things like Discord, it most likely involves sending them a photo of either your face or your ID.
In addition, over the past few months, and also years in the long-term, tumblr has been incorrectly marking things as mature content. These include:
Notifications about missing persons and requests for help
Posts about youth liberation
Posts about sex education
Posts about how the mature content is poorly implemented
Posts about being trans, more specifically about trans women and transmisogyny by both tumblr and users on tumblr
Non-sexual selfies by trans women/transfems
Trans womens'/transefems' ENTIRE BLOGS even if the blog contains no sexual content
Reblogs made by various blogs, mostly trans women, which add no additional content but somehow are marked as containing mature content, when the original post is not
Posts talking about racism and antiblackness both on and off tumblr
Posts by black people, especially black trans people, that are non-sexual
And likely many more I haven't seen
In essence, this update has mandated that a majority of users must either a) submit their personal information to tumblr, a website whose moderation has been EXTREMELY biased against marginalised people and who I would not trust with my ID, or b) be excluded from absolutely all conversations tumblr decides are "mature content", whether they are actually sexual in nature or not. Furthermore, anyone not over 18 will also not be allowed to take part in these conversations, or even see them, or interact with many trans women or people of colour on this site, as tumblr decides.
This update is complete bullshit designed to censor and exclude marginalised people, poorly hidden under a guise of "protecting teenagers from sexual content", and they know it.
google when you sign into your account on your phone that you use every day: HOLY SHIT!?!?!? someone is trying to HACK YOU!?!?!? please verify your phone number, home address, and social security number immediately or we will disable your account
every single bank when someone finds the password to your account "password12345" stored in plain text in their database: oh you want to transfer your entire account balance to some guy you've never sent money to before? ok!
What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.
And if you somehow manage to glitch yourself out of the building, cruise will still be aggroed on you no matter how far away you get.
But it's not like you will get all that far away in the first place:
Scientology bred him into the perfect anti speedrunner weapon...
Children, listen to me.
His health bar moved. So he can be killed.
where can I meet this guy’s wife
How do these loser redit men get these incredibly talented and fascinating women lmao
THIS MAN’S GIRLFRIEND MADE HER OWN LOOM TO WEAVE PERIOD ACCURATE FABRIC AND HER ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO LEARN THE NAME OF THE CLOTHES SHE WAS MAKING WITH IT HOLY SHIT I AM LIVID
Ooh I hope she leaves his ass
godtier tweet
