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“Yutaan,” you may say, “you’ve already made so much art of Jiang Cheng holding baby Jin Ling and crying on him. You do not need to make any more.” YES TRUE but CONSIDER! Is there ENOUGH art of Jiang Cheng holding baby Jin Ling and crying on him? No there is not!! I can do many variations on this most excellent theme.

Anyway happy birthday Jiang Cheng! Your present is cuddles with your baby nephew!

tbgkaru-woh

CQL/MDZS ULTIMATE CHARACTER RE-DESIGN

Added sect leaders + some additional designs for the different time periods/stages for some of the characters!

ALSO! if anyone wants to use these designs for art or edits or fics, please feel free to, i'd be so honored! all i'm asking for is to tag me/send it to me so i SEE AND DIE OF HAPPINESS

transjinako

Classic issue between girls

transjinako

https://dynasty-scans.com/series/the_guy_she_was_interested_in_wasnt_a_guy_at_all its this

catscafecomics

Things you can control in life…

phantasmaghosti

estinky feat; ynele (my wol)

based of this post by @the-imperial-nuisance

kovir

That day, mankind saw half of its number sacrificed to bring forth Zodiark. And covering the star in a shroud of aether, we forestalled the Final Days.

To return to the star whence we came is a privilege afforded to we who have so loved and nurtured our star. A choice embraced by those who have lived their lives to the fullest, in service to our world. And when they depart upon this journey, it is beautiful. Always.

frostbittenbucky

I’m so fucking sick of it

Bruce Wayne IS NOT BATMAN!!! Leave the damn man alone! No offense but Bruce Wayne is a fucking idiot

Have any of your seen a single interview with him? The man legitimately didn’t believe narwhals existed

lemanzanabizarra

Cut of said interview:

Bruce Wayne: so the sea unicorns are real?!

imacowboy3

Honestly Bruce Wayne is THE definition of himbo,I don't know why ya'll keep insisting that he's the bat.

inprogress-predicament

Ok, but remember when the Riddler crashed a Wayne Gala. Bruce decked the first goon to get with 10 feet of his kids.

frostbittenbucky

He’s just a really good parent. If you had your gang of children at a heist you too would drop anyone who approaches them

mollyhats

Look the baseline for Gotham himbo is different from everywhere else. You wouldn’t understand, you’re probably from Metropolis or smth.

dick-nightwing-grayson

As a parent, I second @frostbittenbucky That is simply instinct. I ill personally fight the joker if he threatened my kids. He may win, but he would not come out unscathed. Bruce Wayne is just a mother hen doing his best

sugarcoated44

I’ve seen Bruce Wayne stutter when trying to buy hot dogs from a vendor on main street outside his office, anyone who says him and the bat are the same has to be on something.

sapphossidechick

but the butts are the same

locket-lyncis

Are you seriously going on the fact that their butts are the same? That's creepy af! Now you're sexualising both of them >:(

frostbittenbucky

Thank you!!!111!1!!!! Disgusting 😤

theshinymetalassknight7xl9

Honestly the theory of Bruce Wayne being Batman it's simply ridiculous, the guy is well intended trying to give jobs to people but he can't be Batman, he doesn't know the difference between buying a Netflix subscription or buying Netflix

dick-nightwing-grayson

Are we honestly thinking the guy that locked his keys in his cars 4x last year, that we know of, is batman? This man cannot even remember how to spell AAA for roadside service, he definitely is NOT batman.

interplanetary-redacted

Are we saying that the guy who started crying when he got lost in the supermarket after they remodeled and he was separated from his youngest child is batman??? Really?? Didn't Damian end up making an announcement to try and find his dad??

frostbittenbucky

He did! It’s on YouTube

Damian: “Bruce Wayne, please make your way to register 6. Bruce Wayne, this is your son. I know you’re scared but I’m here”

kiragecko

Do you know how many times he and his children have been kidnapped, this year alone?! You’re putting his entire family in danger with this ridiculous speculation! I know he’s insanely rich, but he’s still a person. Let him give away his money and adopt his kids in peace.

transgendergoblinfromspace

Artist: Ilustratorium Sara Szewczyk

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Black cats are lucky actually because if you see one you have seen a black cat and they are very cute animals

So that is good luck <3

alivedean

THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER that lives in my head → 14/? (insp.)

acnhkiosk

Pattern to be used with 'Cube Light' item. tokino_siruetto | twitter

tabletoptrinketsbyjj

Hotlinks to all Tables: A complete list of every trinket table for quicker access compared to scrolling through the entire blog or sifting through the archive. This also functions as the easiest link to reblog or save for reference purposes as it’s updated with each new table. Now with 115 full d100 loot tables, category specific rolling tables a working rollable Omni Loot Table.

—Note: The links sometimes don’t work on mobile devices or some apps. Try using a desktop or browser extensions if they aren’t working.

-The Omni Loot Table: A loot meta-table that allows the user to roll randomly on the 115 tables this blog has collected. This grants a DM literally millions of unique trinkets, equipment and items that players can find to enrich their world and playing experience.

-Character Creation Loot Generator: This generator creates an sample of five trinkets, curiosities and loot, pulled from a wide list of other tables that is meant to provide the player with some items to encourage engaging roleplaying with perhaps a minor boon to the odd dice roll. The generator is meant to be used by character’s of Level 1 or higher at character creation to help them with ideas of what their character have been or have done.

-All Unique Armors: Splint mail, studded leather and sturdy shields of all shapes, sizes and mysterious backgrounds. Distinctive armors that can serve as the basis for family heirlooms, legendary artifacts and magical or masterwork weapons.

-Unique Armors, 1

-Unique Armors, 2

-Masterwork Armor Bonuses: Over a dozen homebrew armor improvements, enhancements and modifications created though superior craftsmanship. These masterpieces though more powerful than ordinary armor would not be considered “magic” or “+1” objects.

-All Unique Minor Magic Weapons: A collection of flavorful weapons of artifact level quality suitable for low level characters. Much like the Minor Weapon Enchantments that some of them draw inspiration from, they provide small bonuses and combat options that are restrained by limited uses, niche situations or come with risky drawbacks.

-Unique Minor Magic Weapons, 1

-Unique Minor Magic Weapons, 2

-Unique Minor Magic Weapons, 3

-Unique Minor Magic Weapons, 4

-Minor Weapon Enchantments: A collection of minor bonuses that are weaker than a standard +1 weapons, as they come with trade-offs, risks, prerequisites, limited uses or niche benefits. These enchantments provide feat-like bonuses, low level class abilities, modify damage types, provide short bursts of power or replicate the effects of low levels spells. Rollable Minor Weapon Enchantments Table.

-Random Weapon + Random Minor Weapon Enchantment.

-Random Unique Weapon + Random Minor Weapon Enchantment.

-All Minor Magical Items: Semi useful magical objects (If not always useful to an adventurer) that have little to no drawbacks associated with their use and are perfect for low level characters.

-Minor Magic Items, 1 / -Minor Magic Items, 2

-Minor Magic Items, 3 / -Minor Magic Items, 4

-Minor Magic Items, 5

-All Unique Weapons: Blades, bludgeons and bows of all shapes, sizes and mysterious backgrounds. Distinctive weapons that can serve as the basis for family heirlooms, legendary artifacts and magical or masterwork weapons.

-Unique Weapons, 1 / -Unique Weapons, 2

-Unique Weapons, 3 / -Unique Weapons, 4

-Unique Weapons, 5 / -Unique Weapons, 6

-Unique Weapons, 7 / -Unique Weapons, 8

-Unique Weapons, 9 / -Unique Weapons, 10

-Unique Weapons, 11 / -Unique Weapons, 12

-Unique Weapons, 13 / -Unique Weapons, 14

-Masterwork Weapon Bonuses: Over 20 homebrew weapon improvements, enhancements and modifications created though superior craftsmanship. These masterpieces though more powerful than ordinary weapons would not be considered “magic” or “+1” weapons. Compatible with Pathfinder, D&D 5e and other D20 systems. Rollable Masterwork Bonus Table

-Running the Numbers: On Balancing Homebrew Masterwork Weapon Bonuses

-Random Weapon + Random Masterwork Weapon Bonus.

-Random Unique Weapon + Random Masterwork Weapon Bonus.

-Wild Magic Surges: A collection of Wild Surge options for DMs and PCs who find the published tables limiting, repetitive or boring, three things wild magic by definition, should never be. Rollable Wild Magic Surge Table.

Unique Metamagic Options: The practice of learning, preparing and casting spells is often considered Art rather than religious fervour, academic knowledge or inborn skill. An expanded list of metamagic options for PC’s and DM’s to use in their games and as a resource for other tables on this blog. More than just a list of effects, each Metamagic option hopes to provide a vivid description of exactly how the caster is deliberately warping the nature of the spell to achieve their goal. Rollable Unique Metamagic Options.

-All Sealed Glass Vials: Faulty potions, weak elixirs, alchemical supplies, spell components, ritual elements, enchanting materials, crafting ingredients and magically preserved biological samples.

-Sealed Glass Vials, 1 / -Sealed Glass Vials, 2

-Sealed Glass Vials, 3 / -Sealed Glass Vials, 4

-Sealed Glass Vials, 5 / -Sealed Glass Vials, 6

-Sealed Glass Vials, 7 / -Sealed Glass Vials, 8

-Sealed Glass Vials, 9

-All Books: An eclectic library of dusty tomes, fictional textbooks, pocketbooks, paperbacks, hardcovers, booklets, leaflets and magical manuals.

-Trinkets, Books, 1 / -Trinkets, Books, 2

-Trinkets, Books, 3 / -Trinkets, Books, 4

-Trinkets, Books, 5 / -Trinkets, Books, 6

-Trinkets, Books, 7 / -Trinkets, Books, 8

-Trinkets, Books, 9

-All Rings: Enough rings and bands to wear three on every finger and toe while still having dozens to spare. These small circular pieces of gems, metal, wood or bone always add more to the story than the sum of their parts.

-Trinkets, Rings, 1 / -Trinkets, Rings, 2

-Trinkets, Rings, 3

-All Cloaks: A collection of unique descriptions of cloaks for DM’s to give to their players as magical or mundane loot and for players to use during character creation to help flesh out their personal style.

-Cloaks, 1

-All Necklaces: Pendants, amulets, lockets, chokers and other “Neck Slot” jewelry that grant an immediate glance into the bearer’s personality, wealth, rank or social class and often serves as an iconic part of that character’s look. While a locked metal torque can instantly mark the bearer a penniless slave and a string of lustrous pearls mark their owner a flauntingly wealthy noble, so can an adventurer’s necklace mark them as a creature to bestow quests upon.

-Trinkets, Necklaces, 1 / -Trinkets, Necklaces, 2

-Trinkets, Necklaces, 3

-All Artifacts: Artist masterpieces, rare magics and opulent combinations of jewels and precious metals. These objects can be found in the throne rooms of kings, the demiplanes of archmages and the pinnacle of a dragon’s hoard.

-Trinkets, Artifacts, 1

-All Valuables: More useful than regular trinkets, these items have either a clear purpose, a reliable ability or are made from a fairly costly material.

-Trinkets, Valuable, 1 / -Trinkets, Valuable, 2

-Trinkets, Valuable, 3 / -Trinkets, Valuable, 4

-Trinkets, Valuable, 5 / -Trinkets, Valuable, 6

-Trinkets, Valuable, 7 / -Trinkets, Valuable, 8

-Trinkets, Valuable, 9 / -Trinkets, Valuable, 10

-Trinkets, Valuable, 11

-All Trinkets: Interesting baubles or semi magical items that have little to no practical in game or mechanical use for an adventurer.

-Trinkets, First

-Trinkets, 1 / -Trinkets, 2 / -Trinkets, 3

-Trinkets, 4 / -Trinkets, 5 / -Trinkets, 6

-Trinkets, 7 / -Trinkets, 8 / -Trinkets, 9

-Trinkets, 10 / -Trinkets, 11 / -Trinkets, 12

-Trinkets, 13 / -Trinkets, 14 / -Trinkets, 15

-Trinkets, 16 / -Trinkets, 17 / -Trinkets, 18

-Trinkets, 19 / -Trinkets, 20 / -Trinkets, 21

-Trinkets, 22 / -Trinkets, 23 / -Trinkets, 24

-Trinkets, 25 / -Trinkets, 26 / -Trinkets, 27

-Trinkets, 28 / -Trinkets, 29 / -Trinkets, 30

-Trinkets, 31 / -Trinkets, 32 / -Trinkets, 33

-Trinkets, 34 / -Trinkets, 35 / -Trinkets, 36

-Trinkets, 37 / -Trinkets, 38 / -Trinkets, 39

-Trinkets, 40 / -Trinkets, 41 / -Trinkets, 42

-All Worthless Trinkets: Vaguely interesting garbage, vendor trash and junk loot. Not magical or mysterious like regular trinkets or worth anything more than a copper piece or two even if you could find someone to buy it in the first place.

-Trinkets, Worthless, 1 / -Trinkets, Worthless, 2

-Trinkets, Worthless, 3 / -Trinkets, Worthless, 4

-Trinkets, Worthless, 5 / -Trinkets, Worthless, 6

-Trinkets, Worthless, 7 / -Trinkets, Worthless, 8

-Trinkets, Worthless, 9 / -Trinkets, Worthless, 10

-All Mottos: Whether they’re called adages, maxims or creeds, these simple statements are essentially promises made to oneself, family, or institution. A character’s motto can be a goal in itself or a moral anchor that centers his life and guides his action. A mixed collection of real life and fictional mottos that can aid a DM to quickly expand the history of the campaign or to aid a PC in a richer character creation.

-Mottos, 1 / -Mottos, 2 / -Mottos, 3

-Mottos, 4 / -Mottos, 5 / -Mottos, 6

-Mottos, 7 / -Mottos, 8 / -Mottos, 9

-Mottos, 10 / -Mottos, 11

-Battle Cries: Simplistic and bone chilling warcries, complex and inspiring calls to arms and primal wordless screams of rage that shakes the enemy down to their iron-shod boots. A collection of simple phrases, threats, insults and violent promises for creatures to yell before and during combat to add verbal spice to each attack.

-Battle Cries, 1 / -Battle Cries, 2 / -Battle Cries, 3

-Battle Cries, 4 / -Battle Cries, 5 / -Battle Cries, 6

-Battle Cries, 7

-All Reference Tables: When a trinket calls for a Random Weapon, Random Color or Random Godly Domain and you can’t think of one offhand, just go here and either roll a die or select one of your own choosing.

—Keep reading for all reference and resource tables.

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alivedean

THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER that lives in my head → 23/? (insp.)

swan2swan

You know what?

I’m no longer holding Star Trek or Star Wars “accountable” for their clunky-looking sixties-and-seventies future technology.

Why?

Because the Enterprise is off on a years-long voyage through space. There’s no Verizon store, no Radio Shack, no Geek Squad out there. If the Klingons fire photon torpedoes and the bridge shakes and Spock’s head bangs against the fancy iPad72 touchscreen and cracks the glass, the ship’s toast. If Han Solo’s fingerprints get all over the starchart and the touch-calibration is off by half a centimeter, the Falcon is going right into a star. But if Mister Worf accidentally twists the command knob too hard and pops it off, he can just screw that thing right back on and it will keep working. Dust gets in there? Take it apart and clean it out. All the plugs are big and universal, all the power cells are functional and have a decent battery life, and nothing is built to expire in the next six months so you have to buy a new one.

That tech isn’t anachronistic or suffering a bad case of Zeerust–it’s practical, effective, and it works. Apple tried launching its own space exploration craft, it had to come back for full repairs within three months, and then it had to be upgraded over the next two.

But this? This is just good, long-lasting, fully-functional, and reliable craftsmanship.

alexkablob

The actual real-life space shuttles’ electronics looked pretty much like that for their entire lifespan and this is exactly why.

marithlizard

Oh my god, it all makes sense now. The Enterprise is the spaceship equivalent of a Volkswagen.

confused--robot

Do people just not know what industrial/military equipment looks like?

Consumer devices are designed to break on purpose and lately be impossible to repair and no matter how sleek it is that’s a deplorable practice. On the other hand, industrial and military interfaces and hardware are designed for all the above points like resistance to fouling, repairable, designed for the angry 200 lb gorilla using it while wearing a space suit. I imagine a spaceship would look a lot like a ship down on earth:

In fact exactly the issues the above people pointed out about touch screens and fancy sleek touch control have happened. DDG-56 John S McCain suffered a collision with a commercial vessel due to complications with touch based throttle and steering controls; difficult to use, crew training, technical oversight. The Navy has decided touchscreens have proven to be a risk and will be replaced with more traditional controls.

Controls in aircraft look just as chunky because, again, it’s reliable and works. Granted multifunction displays (MFDs) and “glass cockpits” have been around since the 60s/70s in aircraft (first military and commercial much later) but in these cases they’re more display devices with switches and buttons for control input (iirc).

In summary I fucking hate when sci fi makes every surface polished white with enormous touch screens and gentle annunciators.

swan2swan

It’s been a number of years since I made this post, and this is one of the best additions (though there have been many good ones).

I also want to note that it has occurred to me that movies deliberately put in the smooth, sleek, consumer-optimized touchscreens and holograms because they’re selling you the products. They want you to see Tony Stark and Captain Kirk using these fancy smooth screens so you’ll go out and buy a new smartphone just like they use in the MCU (filmed on Samsung Cameras, using Apple Movie Studios!).

It’s a SCAM.