iris the irresistible

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[pepplemint]

more role switch since ya’ll asked. Figured these one made most sense?

Lance went to Kerberos, not as a pilot but as a student/intern of some sort

Allura’s father was the pilot of the Kerberos crew and she is on an undercover mission to figure out what really happened to him

Hunk dropped out after his best friend being declared dead and hearing a lot of nasty comments about it and followed some kind of energy to the desert where he measured a bunch of energy stuff i don’t know the terms for and found the caves and figured out something would happen and he better think of a plan

Shiro SHOULD have been just telling Allura to go back inside but hey is that their old student what the heck are they doing—- Shiro is too good of a guy to not do The Right Thing™ 

Keith just followed Shiro and Allura and got caught up god damnit

[pinkishcats]

wait does this mean……

please let me have this

[maruz-panteno]

@ashterism CHECK THIS OUT OML

[sodamnbored]

Piper: Okay, well I guess we should just camp out here tonight.

Leo, cheerfully: Cool. Where should I set up my sleeping bag?

Piper, shrugging: Anywhere here is fine, I guess.

Jason: What are you crazy? There could be any number of perverts about!

Jason to Leo, seriously: You need to set up at the very centre of the group.

Jason, to both of them: We need to keep the hotties in the middle, make them harder to get to.

Jason, sagely: That’s how wolves protect their hottest wolves.

[dreamy-iris]

“That’s how wolves protect the hottest wolves” bros STRESSING over keeping his hottie safe💔

[haunting-hufflepuffs-basement]

Genuinely one of my favorite things about the maruaders fandom that is widely agreed upon:

Regulus is trans. Everyone assumes Remus is trans because werewolf behavior can look suspiciously similar to having a period. Shenanigans ensue:

*During 1st Year*

Sirius: *discreetly giving Remus chocolate during his time of the month*

Remus, in his head: HOW DOES HE KNOW? HOW DOES HE KNOW I'M A WEREWOLF? HOW DOES HE KNOW CHOCOLATE HELPS? WHY IS HE NOT SAYING ANYTHING? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

*Quidditch Locker Room*

Marlene: FUCK!

Sirius: What's wrong?

Marlene: I started my period and don't have anything on me!

James, who started carrying extras because he's a mom friend: Oh, here you go.

Marlene: *intensely stares at them* Okay if James carries the tampons and Remus is the one who uses them, why the FUCK is Sirius named Pads???

James: I. . .what?

Sirius: Abort Prongs. There's no right answer to this one.

*During a Study Session*

Regulus: Ugh, I'm so jealous of you sometimes Lupin.

Remus "Low Self-Esteem" Lupin: Why?

Reg: It's just that. . .well, if your mood is any indication, your time of the month is so CONSISTENT! Like, every 28 days like clockwork. You've never had 2 in one month or anything!

Remus, in his head: . . .is. . .is Regulus a werewolf too? Is this how Sirius was so accepting?

Remus out loud: You get it TWICE sometimes, how is that even possible?

Reg: I know right, it's so unfair!

Regulus: . . .

Peter: . . .

Regulus: So is there a REASON you've been stalking me or---

Peter: Are you a werewolf?

Reg: The fuck? No? Why---

Peter: KAY THANKS BYE!

*later*

Remus: oh my God Peter I didn't mean ASK HIM

Peter: Well how the fuck else was I supposed to find out?

Everyone start milking the comedy potential, or I'll have to write it myself! This is a threat! There's enough angst in this fandom, we need more pure comedy fics!

[alexsays-no]

Slow dancing is their love language

[alwaystightrope]

im on the twins black brothers bs again

[huiyi07]

right I actually don't think we as a fandom talk about the percy jackson official arts from readriordan.com enough! these are only a few of my fave ones

[dreamy-iris]

So, the "brain stops developing at 25" thing is pseudoscience. The study that claim came frlm *stopped measuring* brain development at 25.

Aside fron that your tommy/dream post is totally correct lol

Thank you to everyone who was so kind about correcting me on that, you all were so sweet <3 :3

i genuinely love psychology and like all the different aspects and this gives me a chance to talk about it more >:3

the study i linked stopped recording development at 25 while a few other studies have shown that it slows a bit but all of those studies have been proven false and it has been shown that the human brain never truly stops developing BUT that growth does slow down a lot by late adolescence/early adulthood.

But all that to say basically, Tommy’s brain is no doubt still developing and is still less developed than dreams and his will continue to steadily develop for ATLEAST 5-6 more years.(not saying development will stop everyone is always) Dream is a little over 5 years ahead of him developmentally and while it’s true that brain development slows down by like, late adolescents.(?) 5 years is still a long time. Lots of life lessons to be learned and all that shit.

[dreamy-iris]

another thing to remember with the Dream trying to start shit drama stuff

is that Dream is 25 years old. and his birthday is in august, so technically he has another 5 ish months until his prefrontal cortex fully stops developing but as it is his brain is just about at its peak.

Tommyinnit on the other hand is 20 years old, he has SIX MORE YEARS of developmental growth, he’s very mature for his age and really good about taking accountability for his shit but also it’s understandable that he fucks up a bit more than older adults and is a bit more impulsive because his brain literally has six more years until it’s fully developed.

I’m just now sitting down to recap all the drama and see what everyone has said

(maybe i’ll put together a master post timeline+summary?? if anyone would be interested in that??) so take all of this with a grain of salt but here’s my input as a psychology nerd

the article i attached is a really good read but if you just want one specific section it’s line 4 after figure 3 (in the prefrontal cortex section :)

Adolescence is the developmental epoch during which children become adults – intellectually, physically, hormonally, and socially. Adolescen

[dreamy-iris]

Ah shit now I'm doing the silly violent ask game. guys ask me questions I have so many opinions.

the character everyone gets wrong a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom screenshot or description of the worst

[scattered-vernal]

literally nobody asked for these but im procrastinating packing up boxes so. woe v*ltron be upon ye

[dreamy-iris]

Everything about this is so.

8 slutty slutty years. Real.

He went crazy on space drugs once. AND WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT ENOUGH.

KEITH AND ACXA TWIN TRUTHERS RISE UP✊(chat am I allowed to use that emoji in this context) (someone shoot me I just said chat)

Anyone who says Allura was meant for blue, or was a good blue paladin is WRONG. no. Shush. Uh uh uh buh uh uh nuh nuh uh. She wasn't and that's ok.

shirt. I feel like at this point in the fandom I should know better then to be surprised at stuff like this but for some reason I'm not.

OH ALSO. Why TF was there no plot or story or bit of any sort with hunk and his head band?? There where jokes for pieces glasses WHEN SHE DOESN'T EVEN NEED THEM SO THAT MAKES THOSE AN ACCESSORY SAME AS HIS HEADBAND BUT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HIS FUCKING HEADBAND.

I don't know that man and I don't want to. I fear the only scene I remember that had MY Keith in it past season 5 was the fucking sunset scene with Keith and lance before Lance's date with Allura oh my God they are so in love.

[transmortifried]

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

[anakachow]

reblog to mash your face against your mutuals like a cat

[dreamy-iris]

VOLTRON FANS DON'T SCROLL!!!

COME JOIN THE VOLTRON COMMUNITY PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I POST ALL MY HEAD CANON PROMTS THERE AND I WILL KEEP THIS FANDOM ALIVE BY MYSELF IF I HAVE TO

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A community dedicated to our beloved show

ALL ARE WELCOME join plz.

[sixthemeowmeowidk-deactivated20]

Trans Ctommys!!!

mtf , ftm or non binary ctommy? How about ALL!!!

i personally hc ctommy as genderfluid

Felt compelled to post this…

[dreamy-iris]

As a genderfluid this is PERFECT for c!tommy🤩

[dreamy-iris]

I NEED HELP FINDING A FIC PLZZZZZZZ

OK SO!

It's an MHA fic I don't remember what it's on could be Wattpad, FF, or ao3.

Class 1-A was still in school and like quirks existed and stuff but electricity quirks where like SUPER rare and those that DID have them AND had strong ones where even MORE rare. So the government made it so that if disasters of any kind happened anyone that had strong electricity quirks had to help, hero training or no. So one day something happens and Denki is called in the middle of class to go help and he has to go to a hospital and charge it for like hours because the power went out bc of somthing, there was more to it but I can't remember what😭😭😭😭😭.

That's all I can remember but I NEED to find this fic😭 HELP PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Like I don't even read ff anymore BUT I NEED TO REREAD THIS I REMEMBERED IT YESTERDAY RANDOMLY GUYS THIS IS NOT A WANT IT'S A NEED

[toothless101]

Hiccup 100% carries around tiny paintings of his 5 kids and one dragon in a locket he made like this at all times, specifically in case one of them gets lost

It’s almost always Snotlout

[dreamy-iris]

I WAS LIKE 'He has 2 kids?!??!?! ' AND IT'S THE GANG🙏😭😭🙏🙏😭🙏

[dreamy-iris]

So i just started JJK, like JUST started, like theres still three minutes in the first episode… and all i can imagine right now is that there’s like some secret society of ppl that keep the ‘cursed energy’ under control and this pink haired fuckin kid shows up with this knock off Sasuke dude and its just like

‘so why did you bring this kid?’-gojo (white haired guy?)

‘well, tell them why your here.’-emo

‘tee hee *burp* i eated it.’ -ita-something

‘…eated….what…..’ -gojo(white haired guy?)

‘guess >u<‘-Ita-something

‘….’-all

‘fingerrrrrr’-Ita-somthing

Thank you i’ll be here till i hyperfixate on something new😻😻😻

[dreamy-iris]

HE FUCKING DIED AND HE COMES BACK ON TE AUTOPSY TABLE AND HIS

FIRST

FUCKING

QUESTION

IS 'where are my clothes?'

BWJSOBHLWHPHJP I LEGITIMATELY CANNOT.

[dreamy-iris]

BWHAHAHA HE RAISED HIS HAND

'Sorry but uh... I ate thing thing.'

'Really??'

'He did.' 'I did'

I'M LITERALLY SHITTING MYSELF I FUCKIN LOVE THIS SM