the only thought in this boy's head is don't come don't come don't come don't come don't come don't come don't come do NOT COME
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the only thought in this boy's head is don't come don't come don't come don't come don't come don't come don't come do NOT COME
You know Ilya goes fucking insaneee when Shane asks if he belongs to him. Like Ilya goes mental for being owned. Shane is being fuuucked, like dicked the fuck down by Ilya, fucked into the mattress in a way that is making the bed frame ram the wall and Shane can hear it- how hard heâs being fucked, the wet squelch of Ilya's cock driving into him, his balls slapping against his lube soaked hole.
Shaneâs nails are scrambling down Ilyaâs back, leaving dark marks, his breaths are loud hiccuping gasps and cut off moans and his head is rubbing against the mattress under him squirming wriggling head thrown back in pleasurepleasurepleasure and god Shane loves being fucked so much. And Ilya growls and starts fucking him harder, deeper, somehow and Shane just gasps out.
âLove your cock oh my godâ and Ilya is nodding frantic into his throat, biting at his neck. âFor youâ Ilya slurs out and Shane goes âyeah? Itâs for me?â And his voice is pitchy and dazed and heâs heâs so fucking hard leaking wet and messy all over his cock and hip. Ilya nods nods and says âyes sweetheart for youâ and Shane whines, broken sound and his toes curl and his leg kicks out, a jolt of his prostate being bullied by Ilyaâs thick cock and Shane is nodding and is all.
âYes, fuck my cock, all mine, belongs to meâ and ilya is whining like a puppy, biting at Shaneâs ears, jaw. And Shane is being fucked beyond thought, sense.
âMine mine mineâ Shane breathe, his hand fists tight into the back of Ilyaâs curls and pulls, twists hard.
âMy fucking cock Ilya. Made for me, made just for me, isnât it? To fuck me like this- oh godâ he shakes because heâs so close but he canât stop âyou belong to me, your cock belongs to me Ilya belongs inside me Iâll look after it Iâll always make it feel so good I promise I promise itâs all mine Iâll be so good to it. Love your cock. My cockâ and Ilya is like.
Jesus Christ. Iâm going to die. He feels insane, at being owned, at being made for Shane and knowing how badly heâs needed at Shane, Shane Hollander being possessive of him.
He pins Shane harder and heâs fucking him brutally, whole bed moving with it and he pulls back enough to look at Shane, face blissed and red and saying âmine mine mineâ as he arches his back and whines and cums all over his tummy, just from Ilyaâs cock fucking him open. Ilya cums so hard sounds pitches out and his head gets heavy dizzy and he shakes shakes shakes through it, through filling Shane and collapses forward onto Shaneâs body. Head pressed into his chest.
Every time I see a gifset of the stairwell kiss I'm like oh surely this has been slowed down. It hasn't! He is genuinely lingering like that. Do you do that with all your hookups Ilya. Jesus fucking Christ genuinely are you okay. Is the We Meet Up We Fuck Is Simple in the FUCKING ROOM WITH US. what are you DOING man.
ILYA "PUPPY" ROZANOV
Fic where Shane gets mind reading powers (and let's pretend it's translated from Russian to English too) where he can hear Ilya's thoughts and it's just a constant stream of:
look cool look cool look cool look cool -- don't freak him out don't freak him out don't -- kiss him but not the way you want kiss him but not the way you want -- god he's so perfect he's so perfect fuck my life -- pretend to be normal about him-- fuck, he's so perfect
and then
freckles freckles freckles
Harris do his best as always
ilya is literally sweetieful. even when he's being mean to shane he's being sweetieful because he's making him feel really good. many fail to recognize this but real ilyaheads know
Ilya always has a mop of frizzy wild curls at the cottage because
They're always in and out of the water â lake swims, pool swims, hot tub, showers â so doing his curl routine each time would be crazy when he could be spending that precious time sucking his boyfriend's dick.
Shane's not the biggest fan of how Ilya's styling products feel. He'll tolerate it, but Ilya can tell by his face that the texture isn't his favourite. Less product = more hair touching.
Shane's hands are always in his hair. When they're kissing. When they're watching a movie. When they fuck. When Ilya sits with his head in Shane's lap. When they're napping on the couch together. Shane's hands are usually full of a handful of Ilya's curls.
Shane seems to really like it. One time Shane said Ilya's fluffy hair made him look like a duckling and he's been chasing that high ever since.
He just prefers this version of him that doesn't need to look perfect and be perfect to be loved and adored. Shane never makes him feel lazy for letting his hair get a little wild over summer. He kisses his temples and tells him he's so fucking beautiful.
I truly don't think we talk enough about how the tuna melt day was very likely also Ilya's first time frotting. Like I truly don't think he knew what Shane was angling for until he was already doing it and was too busy with the newness and intensity of it to bring his usual confidence
God the intricate pregame rituals the Centaurs could have... Shane and Ilya each give Luca Haas a face wash with their stinky hockey gloves before every game and Luca does kind of chub up in his pants from this and that rush gets him playing better. The first time Ilya did it as a joke/prank but Luca played so well that it ended up as a superstition and somehow Shane joined in too. Ilya and Troy have a silent but complicated handshake sequence. Dykstra has to shake his ass exactly nine times while the team chants the lyrics to Drop It Like It's Hot. Shane and Bood do what is essentially Lamaze breathing with their buckets pressed together for like a full thirty seconds. Every single person has to give Wyatt a butt slap and a head bonk before the game or the game WILL go to shit.
Dillon Holmberg and Young bark at each other because they've all got that DAWG in em. Tanner Dillon I know nothing about you as a character but you are now my Brandon Duhaime stand in and you make your entrance barking on all fours.
Reporters ask if it's weird being in the Centaurs locker room because they are angling to get the players to say something negative about Shane, Ilya and Troy, but they are all talking about how the weirdest thing is that Tanner Dillon is always barking but they really love that and it really hypes the team up when he eats the cards after reading the starting lineup.
La Pointe is always stark naked under his pads and refuses to wear a shirt or anything but teeny tiny slut shorts and slides when he has to be out of his gear but still on camera, for media availability or an interview or something.
Nick Chouinard adds a single skittles into the hollow of one of his backup hockey sticks before every game, and empties them out and eats them at the end of every season. The stick has to travel with the other backup sticks but the equipment managers have to make sure that it's never actually handed to him as a replacement when he breaks a stick during a game. The team call it the skittles stick and they rattle it before every single game. Chouinard got himself a sponsorship with Skittles after a video about it went viral.
*dissociating at work* Ilya rozanov deserves to be babied and worshipped and its a really good thing he found a freak like shane hollander bc he does that shit unprompted
Things that turn Ilya Rozanov on
- being cared for in a classic way. Itâs something he thought he wouldnât ever have and now he does and heâs horny for it.
- Shane standing up for himselfâŠ
- Shane taking really good care of Anya. Ilya wants to get him pregnant so bad HE starts ovulating
- Shane wearing an old man outfit. Button up pajamas, reading glasses, slippers, etc. if Shane came downstairs with a night cap and a candle Ilya would pass out. Mr. Scrooge style.
- the playoffs (he is just like his husband)
- their wedding rings. He starts jerking off with his non-dominant hand so he can feel it (left handed Ilya Rozanov truthers please rise)
- Shane being His Boyfriend âąïž
- one time Shane ordered for him at a restaurant and Ilya got so hard they had to leave.
- weed. He canât smoke weed in public anymore because he gets too horny.
- Shane in a priest outfit. Itâs his Halloween costume one year at a tram party because he lost a bet with Wyatt. Ilya almost blacks out when he sees it and spends the entire night proposing different role play scenarios. Ok what if Iâm a dirty sinner and you are a stuck up virgin? What if I call you Father Hollander? What if I sin and you make me pay for it? What if youâre a high ranking priest and Iâm trying to show you how fun worldly things are by bending you ov â
we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack
reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks
ilya loves sucking cock. đ„° shaneâs cock in particular. loves how fat and heavy it is on his tongue. loves how good he is at it, loves how impressed shane always is, despite how many times theyâve done it. loves shaneâs soft little noises he makes, loves digging his fingers into shaneâs plush massive thighs. loves when shane loses control and accidentally squeezes ilyaâs head in between them, his mouth is full of and everything around him is shane.
a day with at the beach for hollanov looks like this
- shane packs all the sunscreen and towels ilya packs snacks
- shane lathers ilya in sunscreen part 1
- ilya goes in the water immediately after which means he is no longer lathered in sunscreen
- shane lathers ilya in sunscreen part 2
- âlet me put sunscreen on you too solnyshkoâ âi already put sunscreen onâ âyes but i want to touch you now turn aroundâ
- they make a big fucking sand castle to one up the kids making a sand castle
- ilya buys a popsicle and not so subtly deepthroats it in front of shane who rolls his eyes
- they both get in the water and compete in who can swim the fastest
- ilya pretends to be a shark and tackles shane
- shane lathers ilya in sunscreen part 3 and ilya may or may not get a boner about it
- shane complains about sand the entire day because it is a sensory nightmare
Fouling in the MLH takes a steep decline the first year Shane & Ilya play together on the Centaurs, and theyâre a bit confused why all their regular season games have been relatively un-physical. Then in one game against Toronto, some idiot (probably Dallas Kent) crosschecks Luca, and the Centaurs activate the Hollanov Power Play Special theyâve been training for all season and Toronto is swiftly, instantly, and absolutely fucked. Suddenly it becomes very clear why every team in the league is on their best behavior against Ottawa: because against Shane and Ilyaâs power play, a foul will almost always cost you a fucking goal. Thatâs how insane their power play percentage is, and all the other teams can do is never give them a reason to be on the ice together. (Personally, the other Centaurs love this and go out of their way to draw fouls, just to see the immediate horror on the other teamâs faces)
So one afternoon at the cottage, Ilya has been in and out of the lake all day, excited like a kid, splashing around and clowning and fascinated by the wildlife and showing off for Shane. And after they finally head back inside and shower off the lake smell, Shane settles on the couch with a book and Ilya flops down with him, stretched out with his head in Shane's lap and whining until Shane frees a hand to sink into his hair. And it's been such a nice full day and it's all warm dozy sunshine and the lovely earthy nature smell that's everywhere around the cottage and Ilya has his face tucked into Shane's stomach where he can breathe him in, the familiar scent of his detergent and body wash, and Shane's big warm hand is in his hair and Ilya's pleasantly tired and drowsy and so comfortable that he just... drifts off, the kind of wonderfully indulgent nap that he never really gets during the season and finds hard to justify when he's in Russia for the summer.
But this year he's not in Russia, and he slips into this warm syrupy slumber while Shane pets through his hair (incidentally making a disastrous mess of his curls) and reads his book. When Ilya eventually rouses, with a happy grumble of contentment, nuzzling closer into Shane's stomach, he can feels Shane laughing gently at him almost before he hears it.
"Did you sleep well?" Shane asks, and that sounds warm and syrupy too, and Ilya rolls over so he can smile at Shane and revel in the smile he gets in return.
And then Shane says, "Are you hungry? It's almost dinnertime," and Ilya realises he's been lying here, napping and pinning Shane to the couch and wasting both of their time, for hours, and he jackknifes upright so suddenly that Shane startles back.
"Fuck!" Ilya spits out. "I was--fuck, has been so long. Why didn't you wake me up?" already guilty because Shane had wanted to make some pasta thing that he was weirdly excited about and they'd talked about maybe playing more Chel but now the whole day's been napped away and--Ilya sneaks a look---Shane's book is lying closed on the couch, bookmark set neatly aside, so Shane had finished his book and not even been able to get up to go do something else.
And he's just smiling at Ilya, completely unconcerned that Ilya's been idle and asleep and... and... lazy, all afternoon, just glad Ilya had a good nap.
Shane's frowning in mild confusion at him. "Why?" he says, genuinely not seeing the problem. "You were napping, it was nice. I mean, if I'd needed to pee or something I'd have got up but I was fine." He reaches out and smoothes some of Ilya's hair down. "Oh, the pasta. We can do that tomorrow, we have all that salad from lunch and rolls and there's peaches if we want dessert."
Ilya must have responded somehow because Shane beams at him and says, "Cool, I'll go set the table if you want to go wash your face." He smirks and pokes at Ilya's cheek. "Got a little drool there." And then he smacks a kiss on Ilya's head, gets up, and trots over to the kitchen while Ilya just sits there reeling.
Anyway it's really important to me that Shane dismantles all of Ilya's awful self-talk about laziness.