Drunken bastard

28, transmasc? Trans man? idea something along them/their lines, he/they

[luna-azzurra]

Your character doesn't need to be likeable. They need to be legible. The reader needs to understand every decision they make even when it's wrong, even when it's ugly, even when they want to shake them. Likeable is easy and forgettable. Legible is what makes someone stay with you for years. Make the logic of every bad choice visible. The reader doesn't have to agree with it. They just have to follow it.

[foone]

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

[foone]

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

[foone]

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

[sleepydogdisease]

oh no, animal ears are feet

[foone]

yeah. cat ears are feet!

[mere-technicality]

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

[foone]

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

[itsmsdirection]

this post was rattling around in my head

[cjsnaake]

I fuck with this

[hypokeimena]

[image description: screenshot of writing formatted as a question and answer exchange. headline of piece is: The Proposal to Raise Every Boy as a Girl. (author not listed)

Q. You want to raise every boy as a girl? Yes.

Q. Why? A boy will learn to hate girls as long as he is raised in such a way where he is treated as better, and superior to, his girl peers, whenever he is cruel to girls. So, instead, we raise boys as girls.

Q. What if they say they are not a girl, and want to be acknowledged as boy? Then you know they are a boy, so you must make sure to understand them as boy, and not a girl.

Q. What does it mean to be 'raised as a girl'? That's up for you to decide. The only difference is that you should not raise boys any differently than you raise girls, since you raise every boy as a girl.

Q. Girls and boys are raised in specific ways for specific purposes, so it does not make sense to raise boys as girls. If you raise every boy as a girl, then there is no being which is not raised as a girl, so anyone raised as a girl necessarily must learn to do anything and everything to grow up, without restrictions on tasks, labours, or interests.

Q. But boys and girls are different. All two girls are different, and raising girls in one specific way destroys this individuality in favour of moulding girls to serve the same master. Still, the girls resist to live life on their own terms. If girls can be raised such that they know they can do anything they want, including not being girls, so too will boys raised as girls.

Q. Why not raise every girl as a boy? Because if a girl does not exist among boys, then the girl is made.

Q. Why not raise girls and boys as themselves? The self must be made in a world where girls and boys can first and foremost be themselves. One step towards this goal is to raise every boy as a girl.

Q. The way people raise girls is cruel, so why would you raise boys with that cruelty? If you raise girls with cruelty, then you should stop being cruel to girls.

/end description]

[noodlejaq]

So, I may or may not have dip my toes into writing and posting them on ao3. It's short short bcs I'm not going to fully commit to writing a plot fic. I know that I wouldnt commit to finishing plot heavy fic...

So, instead you get shifter AU shenanigans ficlets 👍

[yaketysmax]

hurrah! go read Shifter AU, it's so good and with beautiful art!

(Zoey Buntrix is a menace in every universe.)

[adamtotscomix]

[asidewalksymphony]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog this post to help a child break the law

[were--ralph]

hey

wanna see something cool and a lil scary

taken.

A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of

just read it

[ironnbarbs]

living my truth of rumi primordial pouch

[minjaei]

Zoey: Starting today I'm going to do sponsorship announcements!!

Mira: This should be interesting.

Zoey, using a banana as a mic: We interrupt this broadcast for a sponsored message.

Rumi, walking in the livingroom from the bathroom: What broadcast? I was gone for five minutes.

Mira: Zoey decided she's a spokesperson now.

Rumi: ...Okay?

Zoey: Tonight's dinner has been brought to you by...Mira, drum roll please?

Mira: dududududuudu

Rumi, narrowing her eyes: ...Why am I nervous?

Zoey, holding up the card: ...Rumi's credit card!

Rumi, snatching the card: What?! I never agreed—

Zoey: And by Mira's excellent taste in restaurants.

Mira: I did pick a good one. You're welcome.

Rumi: Nobody asked me if—

Zoey: And by Rumi's credit card again, we got dessert!

Rumi: AGAIN?!

Zoey: And appetizers.

Rumi, checking the receipt: ZOEY

Mira, already eating on the couch: The sponsorship is generous.

Rumi: I didn't SPONSOR anything—

Zoey: Rumi's credit card. Powering our happiness since 2022

Rumi: Wait. SINCE 2022?! I thought it's been the company card..

Mira, unbothered: Time flies when you're eating well

Zoey: She's been so generous from the start

Rumi: It didn't sign up for this. Neither did I.

Zoey: You signed up the day you said you'd do anything for us.

Rumi, staring at the card: I'm so sorry. You deserve better..

Mira: It's doing good work.

Zoey, taking the card from Rumi: You've done so much for us.

Rumi, reaching for the card back: I can't believe I'm being robbed by my own girlfriends..

Mira: We live together. Everything you own is already ours

Zoey: Exactly. What's yours is hers is mine

Rumi, slowly sinking into the couch: fine....you two are lucky I love you both.

Zoemira: we love you more 💙💖

Zoey: And that concludes tonight's sponsored segment. Tune in next time!!

[spicycore]

Celine learning English phrases from Mira's collection of ~2010s metalcore band tees.

I had a little comic strip in my head that I started, but will never finish.

I like all the hcs of Celine not really being proficient in English and pre-debut Zoey teaching her funny slang or general American teen vernacular that she really doesn't need to know, so this is kinda a spin off that.

Kinda early in their training days: Zoey reads the shirt to her in english, but doesn't expand on it in fear of getting in trouble. Celine nods her head thoughtfully, "hmm, I see..." (she doesn't). The phrase rattles around in Celine's brain for many years until she is finally able to drop an insane "nut up or shut up" in the middle of an obnoxious meeting with execs or something.

Rumi is stunlocked. Mira turns red from trying not to burst out laughing in the middle of a serious and important meeting. And Zoey is in the middle of flashing back to that one random day she had completely forgotten about till now.

Later she is in hysterics and will recount the story frequently. Mira digs the shirt out and she and Zoey force Celine to wear it and pose for pictures.

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[edennguyenart]

FURRY!!!!

[tomojuzz]

may I interest you a mini huntrix comic I made back when the movie first dropped? 👀

here it is >:3

they are so precious to me I can't even put it into words, nowadays I'm not as brainrotted as I was a few months ago, but that doesn't mean I no longer love them <333

[baiueonch]

tf are they doing

[internet-sentences]

this shit owns it's just a number go up idle game except the idle mechanic comes from you writing JavaScript to automate tasks it seems like the end goal of the game is to perfectly optimize against this little arbitrary system they've created. There's not any plot to speak of so far but even though nothing is happening people send you messages through the computer telling you to trust no one as they all have ulterior motives. Very relatable.

Bitburner is an idle game about hacking that teaches real JavaScript

You don't have to know JavaScript to get started.

[exeggcute]

guys be careful. this game may look fun but it's actually a ploy to get you to learn javascript

[rrrrrrumi]

Rumi never let herself get drunk, only having 1 drink if anything to keep up public appearances.

Post movie when she finally lets herself enjoy things and not worry about a secret slipping out, she is the most pathetic, whiny, clingy drunk. Clinging on to them all night when they're out, practically running miles around her girls because hell, shes never been able to let herself let loose like this before and they're having so much fun. Crying when she thinks they're not giving her enough attention;

"You dont want to dance anymore? You hate me? You dont love me? Oh my god you both hate me"

"rumi we love you so much but its past the curfew YOU set"

[0nkret]

show me (how to love you) by @honestground