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twenty one pilots and cheesy sci-fi books are my life. 19 and socially awkward

[dunderbus]

gamer: did you play this game as a kid

me: no

gamer: i must be way older than u

me: actually i was just poor

[kendalls-roy]

Choose an original trilogy character to be your partner in crime (x)

[ithelpstodream]

[smitethestate]

Fuuuuuuuuuuck thank you I’m just gonna put this in my pocket to use for the rest of my life.

[bluelvyofficial]

this is the kinda content i subscribed for

[kasbpraks]

ok tier: villain listening to classical music as they fuck shit up

good tier: villain listening to 80s music as they fuck shit up

god tier: villain listening to “toxic” by britney spears as they fuck shit up

[itskitschglitch]

legendary tier: villain listening to “Africa” by Toto as they fuck shit up

[kasbpraks]

this is the only good addition to this post

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[christichris]

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

[yellew]

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

[down-with-terf]

Jewish trans people are wonderful and I hope theyre all having a great day!

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[catgirlnips]

[bold]

how the fuck do yall eat brown sugar that shit just sucked all the moisture out of my mouth this is the WORST FEELING

[bold]

update: it was baking powder

[himbouris-deactivated20200411]

how…. did you think…. baking powder…… was brown…….. sugar………………

[realfootage]

[fanonical]

ah yes, the four hogwarts houses - punch, lie, hug, and think

[tami-taylors-hair]

Y’all, this Moore spokesman’s stunned silence when Jake Tapper tells him you don’t have to swear on a Bible to join Congress is a-mee-zing. 

[lorileadfoot-deactivated2020072]

This bitch short circuited is he okay

[boredbbyy]

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

[laughingsquid]

A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury

[audible-smiles]

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