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Final Destination Bloodlines (2025) Dir. Zach Lipovsky & Adam Stein

The Walking Dead; The Distance

"Everybody else, we needs eyes in every direction. They're coming for us. We might not know how or when, but they are." - Rick Grimes

drizzledrawings

I study carol and daryl scenes like I have an exam to prepare for...

kafkaswasteddayz

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

writing-prompt-s

"Well I need a wife and I realized why should only noble women get tournaments to find partners." said the king to his advisor. "So I'm holding the first ever royal consort tournament." "My lord, this is a very strange ide—" said the advisor. "Oh it's happening, I was just informing you of it."

talas-first-lady

I saw that tweet and for the first time I actually understood Sara’s dating choices.

preserving-tiktok

hugintheraven

I say this every time, but people Do Not Realize just how short the timeline has been on gay people in kids’ media. And it’s an ongoing fight, but this was 10 - 15 years ago.

casuallyodd

I'm not in the Steven Universe fandom. I don't really even know the show. But the story she's telling here is important to remember. What feels like small snippets of representation took a lot of fighting to get and it wasn't as long ago as you think.

ikimaru

accidental double date!

shittymoviedetails

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

orgyporgy

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

foxyclock

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

hypokeimena

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs)

christopher-bryant

home alone is just die hard for kids

godsperm

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

syntactition

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

violetwolfraven

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

sexycraisinthanos

Plus if he just scared them away, they would have gone to rob his neighbors’ houses (if I remember correctly the neighbors were all gone except that old man who he couldn’t go to for help because he was convinced he was a serial killer)

short-wooloo

Not if, he did scare them away, Kevin drove off the bandits through non violent means 3 times before he resorted to traps and Rube Goldberg shit, Kevin gave them 3 chances to walk away, after that it was fair game

supreme-leader-stoat

Ah, I see I see.

Home Alone is a fairy-story.

mileystewrt

like or reblog if you save! twt: @/laufeysversion

simplytomh

my favorite arsonists!

skribblegurl

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

heywriters

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

bumblewyn

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

breelandwalker

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

myfairkatiecat

LIFE SAVED

REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE

sirowsky

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

emmatheyoshi

- At some point during the Shield’s storyline, Seth convinced Dean and Roman to get high with him. This is one of the many shenanigans that ensued. -

Dean: “Would you rather fight 100 kindergartners-”

Seth: “I wanna fight some kindergarteners.”

Roman: “Seth, that’s not even the entire-”

Seth: “Those kids are getting s l a p p e d.”

thetorturedlifeofashowgirl

steviewashere

I am spoiling the live action Lilo & Stitch. And I am doing it up front and plainly.

Do not fucking see this movie. Do not waste your money on this. Period.

They made Nani give Lilo up to the American government. They made Nani LEAVE Hawaii and pursue being a marine biologist. They made a native Hawaiian character give up her sibling to pursue a dream that she originally did not have. This is imperialist propaganda at its FINEST.

The original fucking movie is about family staying together. It's about indigenous people being able to stay with each other and stay in their home and be together! That's the whole fucking point! Nani is Lilo's last living relative on her homeland—it is jarring, it is disgusting and disturbing that Nani would not only leave her last blood relative alone, give her up to the very government that is harming native Hawaiians TODAY, but also travel to the "mainland" for her dream!

Not to mention, Nani's actress isn't fucking Hawaiian. She's much paler in photos and real life. They fucking darkened her for this movie.

Don't even get me started on the transgender subtext of Pleakley's "human" disguise from the original movie being completely erased in favor of him being played by a regular ass white man. Jumba doesn't have his accent, they made him more villainous, and his "human" disguise is a non-fat white man—which part of his original joke, I know, is that he was bigger and was more clumsy in the movie because of his size, but to have the main shape of his character completely removed is also fucking weird.

This live action movie is a desecration to the original. I encourage you to not see it, please. Don't give Disney any of your money on this one. Just watch the original. Please just watch the original.

The new message in the live action movie is disturbing and gross.

This is one of the most disrespectful live actions I've seen and heard of. I implore you to not watch it.