e8-12, it was delicious

Definitely, probably, maybe not a robot

[e8-12]

I block fake followers

don't try it.

[e8-12]

Cracked bones and cracked heart.

She said she doesn't feel anything about it and told me to pray more. Can't hurt.

[smute]

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

[smute]

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

[letmeinimafairy]

A commission for @degenezijde , stars and nebulas on labradorite. A working note - labradorites with wide dark streaks are better for painting space, creates a dynamic with iridescent parts and brings depth.

[e8-12]

"That's not a knife..."

The Großes Messer ( big knife) and Messer in general will always have have a special place in my mind for a few reasons.

There's some argument about when exactly people started using the term.

It's intentionally ambiguous. If you say Messer it could mean a Bauernwehr ( peasants knife) for self defense or something as big as a Kriegsmesser ( war knife) which is a full blown two handed sword.

It may or may not have started being used as a term to get around several laws preventing peasants from owning weapons.

And they say the Germans have no sense of humor.

[katfell]

“Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it's not satire, it's bullying.”

Terry Pratchett

[e8-12]

Headology

[e8-12]

Vecna the house plant chafing at the confines of its pot.

[bobbole]

Leslie Levings, An Effort to Release It

[e8-12]

Thalassophobia is the stomach of a bear

[sirartwork]

I wish I had a big dick, like a horse big dick

[e8-12]

I Barney Rubble laughed at this.

[e8-12]

Dhamma is Demiurge

In a reality of infinite and eternal suffering where all actions, including the end of suffering, are suffering in both cause and effect ( E.g, samsara ), the ultimate expression of metta (love/ compassion) is hate. Only by love is hate undone/unmade.

Samsara if so may you exist for eternity because I love you and therefore never have existed.

[miamaimania]

“Subject, Object, Adject” (2006) ⌇ Jaime Pitarch — chair and wood shavings from its own legs

[radicalgraff]

Ad blocking in Melbourne

[anarchacitizen]

For educational purposes only, obviously.

[e8-12]

public service announcement

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[e8-12]

happy belated first day of pride month

[gregor-samsa-daily]

today's gregor samsa is: getting (got) top surgery

requested by: anonymous

[e8-12]

Technically, cockroaches boobs are in their uterus/brood sack at the back of the abdomen.

[tehmorningpoo]

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#playlistWEDNESDAY 

@CAKEMUSIC - “Short Skirt/Long Jacket”

[e8-12]

Staff are we not even allowed to SAY short skirt anymore? What are you depraved mouth breathers smoking? Didn't Mommy and Daddy love you as a child? You sick censoring perverts won't be happy until a woman gets flogged for having exposed ankles again.

[nariarts]

Longtime readers may be aware of how much I relish an excuse to bully a company, so I'm sharing the wealth;

Clothing company Patagonia is currently suing drag queen Pattie Gonia for "irreparable” harm to their brand.

To be clear; Pattie named herself after the region in South America.

So Pattie is asking people to politely ask Patagonia to drop the lawsuit.

I'm extending the invitation to all of you, because suing a drag queen for 'infringement' in the current political cultural landscape is vile. Especially a drag queen who has raised millions of dollars for non-profits, uses her platform to raise awareness for climate activism, and fully aligns with Patagonia's apparent climate-conscious mission statement.

They're claiming they're suing for $1. They're actually asking her to stop using her name, and pay over $1 million in legal fees. They're straight up harassing her.

In contrast, drag queen Jan Sport has a Jansport bag line. It's that easy to just... work with a queen.

Anyway. Be respectful(ish), but feel free to be annoying on Patagnoia's socials, asking them to 'DROP THE LAWSUIT'

I think they have a twitter and tiktok too!

[e8-12]

if they got money for a lawsuit against an individual using using a similar name to the one there company stole from a country then they have enough money to drop the price on their overpriced junk products.

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[color-ns]

And we chose to toss it around like a beach ball because tumblr is just like that.

[e8-12]

My intellectual freedom and entertainment shouldn't be curtailed or censored because someone didn't use contraception in the back of a Mazda Miata. I will always reblog this venerable post of internet past because your croch-spawn shouldn't be made my problem.