Drink 5-Hour Energy

“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad." "How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here.”.

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[meowmachine-56]

garf :3 💜💙

[samasaur]

the full strip

[jimmmachintosh]

That makes it WORSE

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[headspace-hotel]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-official-goose-god]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[regnbagshaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-rodgulhaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[betamash]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cee4bugza]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[flowtatoexd]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[goobleflop]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[korvax404]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cr0w1zd3d]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[silly-fi5h]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[thatglitchfan]

HE DIRT IS BROKEN:(

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[byrdiboo]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[skyporf]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[istillhaventpickedausername]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[c0smic0nfetti]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[bruneburg]

“Listen I can’t make any sense of this either.”

[bruneburg]

[dark-falz]

✨🎄⭐ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ ᴏɴ ᴘɪᴏɴᴇᴇʀ 2⭐🎄✨

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[inwardhardar]

[shepardlives]

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

[shepardlives]

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

[ii-zi]

yes

[joematar]

pairs well with this one

[vomitdodger]

[asparklethatisblue]

the target is too easy...

dvattra nonsense because that one voice line 🥰👍🏻

[anglaised]

[sophsun1]

A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) dir. Bill Melendez

[vapingbaby]

[dragaszagom]

[aviculor]

[snow-white-shadow]

[sloganeeer]

[edeott]

[koyehn]

☾ bonjour, bonjour!

[sunflowerlovergirl]

[hatesaltrat]

The road to the childrens’ hospital

@swedishfalcon-actual

[enchantingsorceress]

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

[sanitymakesposts]

isekai title

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]