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Xuebing Du
shark vs the universe
pixel skylines
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Cosimo Galluzzi
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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bliss lane
YOU ARE THE REASON
oozey mess
NASA
PR's Tumblrdome
Jules of Nature
JVL
RMH
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Show & Tell
Kiana Khansmith
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@einsbot
You ARE your fucking brain
dirk would never
really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram
oh thays why ur discord name seemed familiar
yeah
ive officially drawn a dave of every life stage. his story can finally be told
where's old man dave
He's off limits, Jane.
J Egbert is such an amazing character because they can be written as both transfem and transmasc with narratively satisfying results
cis jegbert is okay i guess but. like. boring. why would you actively choose the least interesting version of a character
J Egbert is such an amazing character because they can be written as both transfem and transmasc with narratively satisfying results
flowery returning but he has a massive bandage around his torso and his top is ripped like a slutty crop top and he painted a set of abs over top of the bandages and everyone but ralsei treats his abs as real
you really should use tags when posting major spoilers you know
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”
It’s showing -1 notes
i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me
I liked it and it said ‘1 note’
tf is this crap?
1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE
ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????
legendary
What the fuck
YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!
WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((
IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!
This is the first thing I saw on my dash
I’m shook
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY
SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY
1 note WTF.
@foolishly-snowy
3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????
still not-works
still + notworks = stotworks.
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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…
But it is not today
What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.
I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t
HeY tumblr what the FUCK
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Did the man get his camera
I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots.
I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok
I know this is long
but holy hell I love it
when bots run amok
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.
What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find
the 0 notes thing isn’t too rare now but the bot loops are fun
I ate the notes
ITS COUNTING NOTES AGAIN
HELP IT WONT EVEN LET ME LIKE?????
IT ONLY SAYS SEVEN NOTES HELP ME
the dates these are sent on are broken for me
the top ones say 40 mins but then you got 2018 and 2021 lower down???
A new fun and interesting no notes ghoast which sometimes shows small amounts of notes
Ah, Tumblr
For anyone worrying, his camera was probably never lost:
Have you lost your camera recently? Mislaid it somewhere in a national park? Left it in a taxi? Dropped it in the gorilla pit? Anyone can be
What did I stumble on?
still nothing
what the shit tumblr
For all that the 1800s etiquette guides are--obviously--derangedly sexist from a modern perspective? They're also mindblowing in how casually they will assert things that MODERN DAY CONSERVATIVES would scream and cry and shit their pants about.
"People back then always married young it's natural!!!" Every single 1800s guide I've ever met casually mentions that, of course, you really shouldn't get married before you're at least 20, and waiting until 25 is usually better.
Or, like. Okay here's a long segment:
Just firmly going "it is crazy sexist to blame The Wife for overspending when thirty seconds of asking questions will immediately establish that her husband was outright lying to her about how much money they had. Talk to your wife like a normal person."
Or--okay, here. A section on being honest and not writing love letters in secret, because that's usually a good sign that there's something untoward going on....
....except that he then immediately acknowledges that sometimes, the reason you're hiding this from your parents is that your parents suck. That there are parents who frankly have not earned the right to approve or disapprove of your partner.
(I realize the phrasing there sounds a lot less strong than my summary, but--trust me on this. When you're familiar with the narrative voice of these kinds of books, this passage is downright radical. The mere acknowledgement that if you treat your kids badly, it's your own damn fault when they don't talk to you? I've genuinely never seen that before in this genre. Don't freak out over "properly trained", either. It's just a linguistic shift--at the time, "training" was used the way we would say "raising" a child today. )
"Delete all the nudes and sexts after a breakup or you're a piece of shit" has been the standard expectation since EIGHT. TEEN. EIGHTY. FIVE.
"Men and women being friends with each other is literally normal. Don't be a controlling freak."
Anyway I was wrong the publishing date is actually 1882 so like.
"If you have to abuse a child to keep order in your classroom then you're a bad teacher."
So like @ the modern Republican party, are the "traditional family values" in the fucking room with us right now--
obama lord english: uhh let me be already here
♡ Imagine: You tell Kusuo you're romantically attracted to him. He's so disgusted with you that he flees through the window to escape you. You never hear from him again after that.
INTERSEX IS NOT:
- species that all have the same or both genitalia
- species/characters that can change their genitals to be whatever they want at will
- species/characters that change their genitals situationally
- aliens that can reproduce asexually or with anyone from the same species
INTERSEX IS:
- a person/animal/organism/character that is part of a species with two or more distinct sexes (at least within the social constructs of the species), who exists between these binaries (mixed, ambiguous, lacking, or incomplete genitalia, hormone differences, chromosome differences, or differences in/mixed sexual characteristics)
PLEASE for the love of g-d stop calling your alien species that has both genitals or a uniform set of genitals across the species ""intersex"". intersex people are tired of seeing this. it does not accurately describe intersexness at all. you can use the terms "monogenital" (for all members of the species having the same uniform genitalia) or "bigenital" (for all members of the species having both genitals)
i think the actual scientific term for this is "hermaphrodite," which regarding human beings has some unsavory connotations but to all my fellow specevo nerds this is the word we use
Please don't use this word for sentient species, or really any species. It is considered offensive by Intersex people no matter the use case because it is a slur. There has recently been a large push in biology to use other terms. Biologists are already adapting and finding new terms to use. You do not and should not ever need to use "hermaphrodite." Don't say that.
Instead, here are some terms currently being used/proposed:
- Cosexual (both sets of reproductive organs- in current use in biology and botany)
- Bigenital (both sets of genitalia)
- Unigenital (one singular set of genitalia, same across all of the species)
please use these instead for your fantasy creatures! "hermaphrodite" is a slur no matter what context. please help intersex people in the fight to remove a word that has a long, hateful, violent history- one tied to a lot of horrific medical abuse and death- from our vocabularies. thank you
i hadnt heard biologists are working on different terms actually. bigots gotta stop coopting scientific terms this is annoying as shit.
so also wait what are the current terms for the sequantial version of this sex system, none of these look like theyd really apply
I'm sorry, i'm not sure i understand what you mean?
there are species that are referred to as "sequentially [h word]" that transition from one sex to the other as a part of their life cycle. this happens with a LOT of amphibians. has the word for that changed?
Those species (such as clownfish and several amphibians) are also considered "cosexual", it's an umbrella term!
oh alright! wild to me that i didnt know that because our doctor is actually wondering if were intersex (we were adopted and our medical records got fucked up so we might never know for sure, but the way weve responded to hrt and our baseline hormone levels are sus to her) and we are super obsessed with biology. sorry about the accidental misinformation mb :,)
afaik "cosexual" is *not* an umbrella term, it only covers what was previously called "simultaneous h-word", while "sequential h-word" is "dichogamous". umbrella terms aren't really a thing in natural science
amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes
homestuck is like the only setting i can thihk of where in order to do fanshit you must retroactively have every other character also be canon. you can do pokemon rp without ash ketchum existing but this city was built off the back of gamzee
i think its mainly bc everyone's character arcs are so enmeshed w/ eachother its really hard to treat a character separately from the others. like for example Dave has PTSD because he was abused by Bro who went insane because of Lil Cal which had Caliborn's soul inside of it and his soul was put there by Gamzee who in turn went insane because of a video he received from Dave &c. &c.
it's all connected. literally.
I love the way people on this app use "x critical" to mean "i viscerally hate x and will harass anybody associated with it." really amazing & honest.
william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king
william the concurrer: i agree
