At the end of the day, I'm defying gravity @eldermcpopprice - Tumblr Blog

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

the-big-mood

wizardshark

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

sexshopshenanigans

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

exai

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

allthingswhumpyandangsty

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

secondlina

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

plagued-roses

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

lieutenant-sarcastic

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

ruinedchildhood

songsofwaterandnight

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

supreme-leader-stoat

Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

innerchildabortionclinic

one thing about me is i'm always going to need #mynothing. sometimes I do just want to lay in bed curled up and not speak for a few hours.

egberts

looks like october is…. octover

laurassecretlife

i’m queueing this for next year

finchjpeg

Its nowvember

thepumpkin-queenn

qqueenofhades

Friends, Romans, countrymen, I bring terrible news: the time change is this weekend.

bluedogeyes

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

nikthestrange101

THIS IS WHERE THE MEME CAME FROM

jkl-fff

Seriously, though, the French LOVED Edgar Allan Poe, thanks in particular to Jules Verne.

He even wrote a sequel to Poe’s only novel, and numerous essays about how great an author Poe was.

By all accounts, Poe (who lived a penniless life in the US) really *was* baffled by all of this.

sage-nebula

Some of my favorites from It's Always Sunny in Lumiose.

itsybitsybatsyspider

i feel like i don't see this be mentioned a lot, but practice your joy.

practice your sense of whimsy and goofiness. let yourself be cheesy and silly and ridiculous. Enjoy mundane things and practice seeing wonder in the world. Practice your imagination. And allow yourself to have fun and find comfort and happiness in the small things. It makes life so much more joyous.

im not saying it's easy, sometimes it's the opposite. But that's what the practice is for. It'll make it easier.

#psa