Slowly gaff taping my life together

Just a half-Deaf theater cryptid trying to figure out what the fuck is going on

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[helloitsbees]

i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:

[zaifonart]

Knight Waitress for Looters. (2020)

[numbuh424]

ryan "I believe in ghosts but please do not show up or I'll actually die" bergara and shane "I don't believe in ghosts but I want them to show themselves and kill me" madej

[l3iii-deactivated20241027]

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

[hopefulmisanthrope]

Old friends senior blog sanctuary

[biggaybunny]

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

[wtfsooodumb]

Stop it

[ellielol]

INTRODUCING THE NEW QUEEN....

JEB! BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ellielol]

INTRODUCING THE NEW QUEEN PRIME MINISTER....

JEB! BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[guccifloralsuits]

[mintytrifecta]

[funnytwittertweets]

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[theartofangirling]

it’s that time of year again

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[rehfan]

This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.

[thecompletebookworm]

This is beautiful, not just because of the lyrics, harmonies and relatable message, but also because Cinderella (Brandy), One of the Hercules Muses (Roz Ryan) , and Mama Odie (Jenifer Lewis) are singing it.   Like we have been blessed.  

[elljayvee]

one of these days I will not watch this video when it comes around on my dash, but today is not that day

[parting-gone-deactivated2022121]

the queen dying has gotten me thinking about how i never treated you like the queen you were...

[thelilnan]

[junerouclere]

oh to be at an irish pub right now

[angelsaxis]

[grungegoths]

/gen did queen elizabeth did something problematic recently or are people just celebrating her death bc she's rich and a royal ? Asking bc i havent seen any callouts or negative headlines about her recently

she ships reylo hope that helps