Welcome To My Trash Life

Theatre major at Troy University. Girl Scout Camp Counselor. Sister of Sigma Alpha Iota. Nerd at heart.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[expertpedestrian]

[jessss-ica]

I, from the very bottom of my heart, am just so tired.

[thatgirlmegan]

mood lately

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

[theevenprime]

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

[pyros-random-thoughts]

Hes right

[balamist]

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

[kalyug]

performing for the secret cameras in my room that im not aware of that are everywhere

[jaubaius]

The most beautiful bird

[handsometabbyc]

love that bby’s reaction to getting caught is just to eat faster. He worked hard to get there dammit, and is going to make it worth it

[itbjossi]

Whatever the person behind SparkNotes' twitter is being paid it's not enough pt. who knows I lost count after all my Eurovision posting last night?

[feministtalks]

[jockxgoth]

my aunt is pissed shes ranting on how # is an ampersand and not ‘hashtag’ I have never seen her so revved up on something so?????? 

[goldnharltheinvincible]

& is the ampersand

[jockxgoth]

Im about to ruin her day thank you

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I wonder how this turned out.

[sublimesublemon]

their aunt killed them

[kristina100000]

[mxnrique]

rip icon 💔

[faggottt]

Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog

[noctswife]

me posting everything abt the suez canal/evergreen ship is so funny bc if you dont want to see it i guess youll

you’ll have to 

you gotta

block the suez canal

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

what the suez canal actually needs are 3-5 of those retired italian men to stand on the side of the canal and offer suggestions. i bet that’d get it unstuck

[deadpanwalking]

[skoomabong]

I think my favourite thing about orange cats is when you look them in the eyes and all you hear is elevator music

[skoomabong]

Look at her. I can hear a dial tone echoing out of her ears.

[skoomabong]

Ma'am you seem to have misplaced your brain cell

[official-lucifers-child]

why do so many animated hugs look like the coldest, most uncomfortable embraces ever?

[official-lucifers-child]

two people in a cartoon: *hug*

me:

[noodles-07]

Meanwhile, Stuido Ghibli:

[official-lucifers-child]

now THATS a hug!!! look at the movement!! look at the the arms and the closeness!!!!!

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

Can we make this a Studio Ghibli hugs appreciation post?

Like this one! The joy!! The pure happiness and delight!!!

[official-lucifers-child]

yes yes yes

[elendraug]

[cryinonthebusdyinlittlewuss]