The Reminder Bin

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

happy pride

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

okay so spock (the alien in blue) essentially goes into heat. like literal heat like an animal. Anyway, spock’s in bloodlust in this episode and must go back to vulcan to have sex with his finace (or someone. but its supposed to be his fiance) or he’ll literally die. this is called pon farr and some backstory spock is half human and thought he wouldnt go through pon farr so he abandoned his HOT fiance to fuck around in space except oops pon farr happens so. he and kirk (in yellow getting his tits cut open, he’s also spocks captain and best friend) and their other friend mccoy go to vulcan so he can have sex with his fiance or get married or whatever so he doesn’t die. but then spock’s fiance (t’pring) is like no i dont want to marry spock i want to have him fight someone to death (which she can do) and spock at this point is fully in the ‘blood lust’ and is basically not in his right mind and doesnt get what’s happening. and t’pring picks kirk to be her ‘champion’ in the fight (her logic is that if spock dies in the fight she doesnt have to marry him and if kirk dies, spock will be so upset with her he won’t marry her anymore anyway). anyway kirk doesnt know that its a fight to the death and so he’s like of course i’ll do this fight if it’ll help spock and then he gets told it’s a fight to the death and he goes WHAT and right afterwards spock slices his titties open like in the gif. also eventually spock and kirk roll around in the sand and kirk fakes his death and THIS somehow knocks spock out of his blood lust and he goes back to the ship super sad bc he’s killed his ‘best friend’ only to discover kirk’s alive and we see one of his biggest smiles of the series (a big deal bc spock is vulcan and they dont show emotion). anyway this aired as the season opener in 1967. know your history and all that happy pride

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (June 1st, 2022)

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

If you EVER think Anthony Head is anything less than an angel then you’d best remember that I have always been a huge fan of his and we’ve always had a little contact over the years and he heard I’d come out as Trans and was having a hard time and that I was kind of sad that the photos I had from conventions with him were of me with long hair and no binder and they were all signed to “Sarah” and so he invited me to spend the day with him at his farm and he picked me up from the station and we just hung out and had lunch and he insisted on paying and took loads of photos and had them printed on photo paper the same day so he could sign them to Jay, along with other photos of him as Giles and Uther and he literally spent five hours chatting with me and got all of the pronoun stuff right every time and then he dropped me off at the station, gave me a final massive hug, waved me through the ticket barrier and insisted I message him when I got home so he knew I got back safe. (More HERE)

[politelymenacing]

Feel like now is a good time to remind people of this.

[catasters]

[catsithkelpie]

I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.

Sound is VERY important.

[dailycatsblog]

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

I bring a sort of "rulers who abuse their power and exploit their people can be forcibly replaced by those who may not be perfect but will measurably increase the average person’s quality of life" vibe to the function that world rulers don’t really like

[cognitiveinequality]

PROTIP: if someone tells you they want you as their executor after they die, make sure they TELL YOU WHERE THE FUCKING WILL IS AT. If you are making a will, be SURE PEOPLE KNOW WHERE IT IS.

Trust me. Trust me on this. oh my god there's so much fucking paperwork... you NEED that fucking will... please listen to me

[elizabeebeebeth]

Also make sure you have account usernames and passwords yes, but also phone PINs, passwords to the 2-factor identification phone / email accounts, and the answer to your security questions. Greater security is great for the living but can be a pain in the rear for the dead. Set up those Legacy Contacts and make sure that’s documented with your will, too.

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[palis-delon]

I feel like I need to introduce you all to @heraldrydiculous

[dvandom]

Any heraldry is hurty if it hits you hard enough.

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

What makes Dr. Doofenshmirtz such a fun character is that he chooses to be evil as a career but in his day to day life he’s actually a very nice and considerate person. Unlike Francis Monogram.

[clownowo]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

Unionized labor vs unpaid labor, hmmmm.

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[animentality]

[mon3trs]

beyond parody

[nudityandnerdery]

I mean, their boss did just say that it'd be good for business if they could legally do war crimes, right?

[hellolovelyscientist]

#best beloved you think a name like PALANTIR is a Nice And Proper Company

#yes I also love to work at The Torment Nexus.

#love my job at Saruman Inc

#best times at Mordor Unlimited

#can't believe I got a job at The Pit Of Despair I'm going to do so much good in the world

#smh

[silverbirching]

What? Noooooo, baby, of course not.

[rhynee]

this is still one of my favorite explanations for gender

[sedimentfootwrap]

This image manifested so clearly in my mind I had to recreate it

[alexseanchai]

[image 1: a tweet by KatysCartoons, whose profile picture is a stick figure whose head is colored in with the trans pride flag. the tweet reads, "Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions". embedded in the tweet is a pie chart entitled "Types of atom in the universe": seventy-four percent hydrogen, twenty-five percent helium, and, in tiny font, one percent other.]

[image 2: the periodic table of the elements, except that hydrogen and helium are in their own box labeled "Real elements", and elements 3 (lithium) through 118 (oganesson) are labeled "Mental illness".]

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incidentally this periodic table must've been drawn in the past nine years, since it doesn't deadname oganesson

[brainscrems]

The version for astrophysicists

[shieldfoss]

[marisatomay]

Sometimes in a professional setting you’ll come across someone in their 60s who just cannot open a PDF in their email. And the thing is. They’re lowkey not old enough to be acting like that. You guys were in your early 30s at the latest when email took off. You’ve actually been doing this for longer than I have. Get real and click on the damn attachment.

[marisatomay]

Guy who’s the same age as the Ferris Bueller who hacked into his school’s systems doesn’t know how to open Outlook and wants me to do it for him brother you must be shitting me

[elizabeebeebeth]

As an actual 60 year old who has been riding the email wave since it first saved us the trip trudging to our literally inbox to pick up the memos a few times a day, and who works with very technically competent people in their later 60s and even 70s I can say many of us are competent. But I’ve also noticed a tendency in some of my 60s peers to hit a point where they just stop adapting to new things. It is super annoying and really seems willful at times, but I fear some of them are truly turning into old dogs with no interest in the new tricks. Plus, with more years in offices we are more likely to have had things go wrong or get slapped on the hands for violating a phishing scam test at some point in time and are just not willing to risk it anymore.

[atomicdaydream]

Taken by Artemis 2😁😁😁😁 Look at that shit!!!! First time seeing the other side of the moon!!!!!

[marisatomay]

Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell recording a message for the Artemis II crew welcoming them to his “old neighborhood” before he passed last summer at 97….how can you not be romantic about humanity

[risualto]