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What I want to say: “I apologize for forgetting, some of my conditions cause pretty bad memory loss. I try my best to stay organized but sometimes things slip through the cracks. I’m sorry about not remembering that.”

What I actually say: “sorry my brain is like a filing cabinet with a rat living in it”

yiffmaster

I want to give the "pakistani tribal elders react" people actual good american food

yiffmaster

It's all fun watching these dudes eat a twinky but I really need them to know that there is good cooking made by hand with love that Americans can be proud of. Give them brisket

femmeharlequin-deactivated20240

I love that the first American food you think of is Jewish immigrant food lmao

yiffmaster

yeah and?? show me non-immigrant american food

femmeharlequin-deactivated20240

No I’m. I’m happy about that I said I love it

yiffmaster

oh a thousand pardons I've been conditioned to read that kind of message as bitter sarcasm

femmeharlequin-deactivated20240

Honestly fair. *hands you a bagel*

bimbogollum

Damn

f-identity

[Image description:

Cropped image of medieval-stylized printed text, focused on a line which reads: “This wenche thikke”

/end image description]

bimbogollum

Thank you for adding this image description! Just wanted to clarify that it’s not stylised, but actual Middle English. The text is from The Canterbury Tales.

kiralamouse

Okay, had to track it down. It’s from the Reeve’s Tale, and it’s a description of a 20yo young woman:

This wenche thikke and wel y-growen was, With camuse nose and yën greye as glas; With buttokes brode and brestes rounde and hye, But right fair was hir heer, I wol nat lye.

In modern English (had to look up “camuse”, so that’s as good as my source, but I know the rest)

This wench was thick and well-grown With a pug nose and eyes grey as glass; With buttocks broad and breasts round and high, But right fair was her hair, I will not lie.

The fact that Chaucer had “big butt” and “I will not lie” within two lines of each other is causing me disproportionate amusement. Also the fact that “this wenche thikke” works equally well in Middle English and in modern slang.

chaotic-archaeologist

look up the Heidentor ruin in Austria for a clever way to "restore" ruins without actually restoring them

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You're right, I think that this is a fantastic, minimally invasive way of "recreating" a structure so that it doesn't damage the site! Visitors can look through a see through window with an image etched onto it that will superimpose a recreation of what experts think the building may have originally looked like.

For those with ResearchGate access, you can also read an article about the physical display and other digital reconstructions of this site.

-Reid

neo-soulless

I told my friend I wanted to get back with my ex a couple years ago and she told me “like a dog to it’s own vomit 😔” and theres still a patch in my scalp

pettydavis

this post literally grabbed hold of my bones and shook them inside my body

snake-and-mouse

To any fic writers who worry they are wasting their time... I read a fic for a relatively small and inactive fandom about three years ago. And there was one specific scene where a character watched another dancing like an idiot to a beyonce song and it was so sweet and loving that even now years later I have that song on one of my spotify playlist so every once in a while it will play and remind me of that fic, and every time it does I smile and feel a little happier.

The stats on a fic will never really tell you if your writing touched someone. There's no numerical way to show you what impact you made. Maybe you are wasting time, or maybe you are writing something that someone will remember for a long time, something that will never fail to make them smile.

overblush

i root for all of my mutuals even if we don’t talk ❗❗ i see u an hope ur doin well an hope ur achieving ur goals 👀👏💓

pocketss

lost in the moss

whoreapologist

i love abortion and i love divorce

red-twist

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

tuckerrule

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

faggybutch161

eyyyy macarena

fangcore

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

adorablecake

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

whoreapologist

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

heritage-post

date of origin: April 18, 2021

gayteensupreme

#it even has a deactivated blog

Look at that subtle off-kilter humour… the tasteful length of the reblog chain… oh my god, it even has a deactivated blog

inrainbows-deactivated20211029

soup is now what bacon and pizza were in the 2010's. frogs are the new owls, mushrooms are the new succulents.

chillyfeetsteak

bog era

lake-erie

hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible

mod-l-lost-in-translation

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

portaljumper339

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

curiouser-and-curiouser-fics

Like a sack of what

elitefourkylewantstobattle

hazyhhoney

New mantra: I am wayyyyy too pretty and interesting for this

wasabiri

Imagine that today you are in a place between Canada and Russia, and suddenly, for 30 seconds, the moon in its maximum splendor appears and disappears before you. In addition, for 5 seconds, it gives rise to a total solar eclipse. Something unheard of, right.

In perigee, the proximity to the Moon shows the great speed at which we move without feeling it.

It is recorded in real time.

The moon seen from the Arctic, North Pole, between Russia and Canada, only lasts a few seconds, but it is worth it, it is a beautiful sight, it seems that it collides with the earth, but no.