hi.

yep I reblog things. no guarantees on what.

[ellified-mint]

test test

[lordsmaf]

I like how like… with every new piece of Star Wars media that paints Tatooine as more and more of a shithole where everyone is a murderous crimelord the funnier it gets that Luke Skywalker just grew up on this planet completely normal. Like I’m envisioning a normal day at Tosche Station where a cyborg biker and a  Twi'lek prostitute are stabbing each other over a bag of spice and then it just pans over to this fresh-faced nancy boy sitting at a table sipping on his blue milk going “oh golly, I sure do love power converters!”

[neurotypical-karen]

Ok listen. Listen to me. Sometimes rural towns are just like that. I know someone who shot his cousin because they were playing with live ammo in their backyard and he never went to court. One time a guy who was driving my friend to school said “watch this” and snorted cocaine off of the steering wheel as he was turning a corner. And at the same time you will graduate alongside people who are completely innocent and have no idea shit went down. You will meet 17-year-olds who still don’t know how pregnancy works. This is one of the most realistic decisions in Star Wars

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Luke thought his father was a navigator on a spice freighter, brought a rifle out to the desert with him in case he ran into the Sand People, and immediately got to wiping 3p0 and R2 of any identifying features because he knew the Jawas stole them. Luke knew damn well what kind of planet he lived on, but since he wasn’t personally involved in it crime was just another boring chore.

[arielsojourner]

Luke: I want to join the Rebellion. 

Uncle Owen: What do you want to leave the planet for, huh? Treason here not good enough for you all of a sudden? We’ve got plenty of laws to violate right here.

Luke: I want to make a difference!

Uncle Owen: You can commit crime at home when your chores are done. No need to go anywhere else.

[sprotteslaettberg]

Deutschsprachiges Tumblr, ich brauche recommendations (für meine Masterarbeit)

Ich beschäftige mich mit deutschsprachiger Kinder- und Jugendliteratur und bin grade noch in der Recherchephase, d.h. auf der Suche nach Kinderbuchreihen, die speziell Mädchen ansprechen sollen (es geht mir letztendlich um die Geschlechterrollen/-stereotypen, die darin porträtiert werden).

Vorzugsweise suche ich Bandengeschichten, also in Richtung Die Wilden Hühner, aber für meine Horizontserweiterung auch gerne andere aktuelle Reihen "für Mädchen" (z.B. sowas wie Lola).

Da ich sowas zwar viel gelesen habe, aber nunmal in den 2000ern, bin ich beim aktuellen Stand ein bisschen raus. Ich durchforste zwar viele Onlineshops und Antolin-Rating-Listen, aber falls jemand eine passende Reihe empfehlen kann oder evtl sogar von jüngeren Geschwistern o.ä. weiß, ob es derzeit Bücher in diese Richtung gibt, die total angesagt sind, dann bitte immer her damit (oder auch wenn euch aus eurer eigenen Kindheit was in Erinnerung geblieben ist, auch wenn ich es schon kenne, ich bin dankbar für jeden Input)

[the-delta-quadrant-deactivated2]

ich lass das einfach mal hier liegen

[felixcosm]

Something that's sweet about German is when you introduce yourself, you can say you're The [Name]. Like you're the main one. The Ambassador of your name.

Like, hi, I am the Felix. The Ultimate Felix. The Felix of All Felix.

[vesselsscarlet]

I didn't know this was a thing tho.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

In some parts of Germany, it's also common to refer to people like this when you talk about them. You're not talking about just any Felix, you're talking about The Felix.

[the-cloudwatcher]

i‘m curious after seeing a post on this now.

out of these common answers, how would y’all define what romantic attraction feels like to you?

Someone I want to cuddle/kiss

Someone I want to spend lots of time with and go on romantic dates together

Someone I can’t stop thinking about/get nervous around

The „Butterflies“ feeling?

Something else? (Say it in the tags :])

I‘m alloromantic and don‘t know how to describe it

I‘m aromantic and also confused

Voting ended onNov 15, 2023

i am definitely aromantic and confused.

[shiinsei]

Du Gay 👉

[more-comfortable-in-hell]

[penismage]

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

[dazzling-rubabe]

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

[ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr]

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

[cumbercookiebatchs]

I don’t even know what to say…

[grangerstarkid-deactivated20210]

i drink iced tea every day >:)

[ashdeactivated]

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

[gaymoods]

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

[world-hostage-situations]

World War Tea Situation

[gay-fae]

This post is a relic

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

[heritage-post]

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

[apieters]

The legend has crossed my dash.

[fangirltothefullest]

Sometimes Brits forget that a massive portion of America has A LOT OF HEAT. There is no question if you live in the south you need cold drinks, and I know the weather is getting hotter over there too- maybe try the iced tea my good dudes.

[inthefallofasparrow]

Just until they hear about Europeans drinking warm beer.

[yharnamsnewslug]

Warm beer, warm wine, cold tea, cold coffee (in my country we have Cafe Con Hielo, which actually it’s just coffee with a separate glass with ice which you pour your coffee into). Like. It’s just the English and the French that assume the rest of Europe do as THEY do. Same as it ever was.

[timsaxon]

Okay so about the DB post. Do germans hate DB? Because danes hate DSB so so much (which i kind of think is unfair? at least in my experience) and we have this idea that DB is much better but this is the second time in like a month that i hear/see smth i think says the exact opposite. so can you like... talk a bit about DB? I'd like to know more 😅

Oh. OH. This might be the funniest ask I've ever gotten! 😂 Germans love to hate the DB! It is notoriously known for:

being late most of the time (especially on long distance rides)

therefore causing people to miss their connecting trains and reaching their destinations even later

just generally being bad at organisation and handling trouble on their routes

failing AC in summer

being surprised there's snow in winter

(the list goes on)

Generally, they're perceived to be a little ... incompetent at their job. When people have a journey coming up, they'll preemptively say something like: "wish me luck nothing goes wrong with my train ride". Mocking the DB is kind of a national sport and you'll find hundreds of memes about the DB's tardiness and bad handling of said tardiness. Here's a little selection from tumblr:

To be fair, German's do love to complain about everything and I guess it could be worse? Personally, I feel like other countries' train companies appear to be better managed, but that could be a case of "it's always greener on the other side"(?)

[lakevida]

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

[homunculus-argument]

My phone doesn't lock for some reason sometimes, and today when we popped into the grocery store, I saw something that I thought would be fun to post on tumblr with no context and took my phone out to take a picture. Pulling my phone out I discovered that I was a part of a five person video call in my friends' group chat. I immediately noped out of the conversation, which prompted protests from my friends, telling me to get my ass back into the call, they saw a glimpse of a grocery store floor and want to hear how I'm doing and see what I'm up to. What am I buying.

I explained them that I hadn't meant to join the call, my phone had unlocked itself in my pocket. They were like "yeah we know", and clarified that I hadn't accidentally joined their group call, I had accidentally called them. And four of them had just joined in on the call. This gang of feral goblins that I call my friends noticed I had called them by accident and agreed to just eavesdrop me from my pocket for shits and giggles.

[official-german-gaming]

In letzter Zeit fühl ich mich ja ziemlich beschissen, aber mir hat gestern jemand was vom blauen Himmel erzählt. Ich glaub den guck ich mir mal an.

[official-german-gaming]

WARUM STEHT DA NUR EIN GELBER ZITRONENBAUM??

[official-german-gaming]

@raganiazumi okay, aber wehe da steht wieder bloß ein gelber Zitronenbaum!

[official-german-gaming]

WIESO STEHT DA WIEDER NUR EIN GELBER ZITRONENBAUM?!

[official-german-gaming]

@fuer-immer-wolkenlos oh, na dann leg dich lieber selbst ins Bett.

[muffalofan]

termie 1&2 light studies

[germanysnexttopgedicht]

Grade diesen Blog gefunden, super Idee!! Extrem selbstbestätigend, wie viele Leute doch tatsächlich Goethe eher meh finden. Generationenübergreifendes Deutschunterrichtstrauma oder einfach fact?

Es liegt an seiner Persönlichkeit <3

[jinseinomerry-go-round]

kredit an @thisisnottheblogyourelookingfor die bis justamente eben herzlich wenig über olaf scholz wusste. fröhliche freitagnacht allerseits :)

[thedreamthieves]

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

[insomniac-arrest]

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

[doomedsaints]

Why is tumblr celebrating one piece and not this incredibly important religious date

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

dipper and mabel being older than miku disturbs me greatly

[the-haiku-bot]

dipper and mabel

being older than miku

disturbs me greatly

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.