chasing ghosts

[ Em | 30 | They/Them | 🏳️‍🌈 ] **icon is my tiefling paladin - Verity by thegirltate on twitter**

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[cowboy]

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

[princilly]

ough

[transparentcatpngs]

[helloitsbees]

i put him in the saw bathroom

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[baleful-meat-worm]

apologies to anyone who followed me for tma. cow studies :) ❤️

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[contemptible-scoundrel]

if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!

[estro-boi]

gonna get out of bed and invent a new revolutionary movement called lunchpunk

[lambylingames]

save me changeling the lost freehold coronation ball session......... changeling the lost freehold coronation ball session save me............

[carys-the-ninth]

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

[rabbitindisguise]

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

[ghouliens]

Ötzi the icemans' murderer could still be out there. We just don't know.

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Feels like a bad idea maybe

[tothechaos]

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

[spectralsuggestions]

i like the concept of soulmates—not a “you’re destined to meet me, and love me” kind of soulmate, but a “i’d pick you, every time.” kind of soulmate. a “no matter what happens, and what has happened, i want to go through it with you.” kind of soulmate. a “i love you by choice, and you’re a blessing, and i’m going to continue thinking about you this way not because i have to but because i want to.” kind of soulmate. a “you help me rest easy when everything is difficult” kind of soulmate. a “in every possible outcome, i want you there, to share it with me.” kind of soulmate.

[mothcub]

Do it for them.