take us away boys

emma, 31

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

I feel like when I say ‘relatable’ what I really mean is ‘resonant.’ I don’t want characters who I feel are like me, I want characters who have emotions so strong I can feel them through the page.

[symdog]

"no you can't control the computer because uh that would be user unfriendly" <- shit they expect us to believe

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[screaming-at-the-wailing-void]

In the 2010s I read a weekly column sporking bad fanfiction. I'm glad the practice is no longer in vogue as far as I'm aware, but it did successfully make me aware of some of the most disgusting things I'm aware of. And I was laughing, because the articles were pretty well written, if distinctly of the time. I honestly think it's why I'm so close to immune to disgust at fetishes and kinks, and why any time someone tries to talk about like. Age gaps in popular ships as pedophilia, or 50 shades as the worst depiction of bdsm. I just smile and crack up on the inside.

I promise, it's fine. Whatever people are calling degenerate, or claiming will destroy society, you're still in the lobby displays. There's a whole library and the stacks contain multitudes. Relax, read something else, learn to analyze what you don't like honestly instead of being grossed out. It makes the world a better place

[theonion]

What To Know About Cyclosporiasis

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[llovinghome]

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[leolaroot]

some fucking space aliem: please i need help our peiple are being attackd and killed and injured and hurt so we need helppppp

captian picarid:

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (February 7th, 2024)

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

[lesbinewren]

crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

[lesbinewren]

it’s really this at the end of the day tbh

[rosieandthemoon]

“Summer Night” by Kitty Kielland, 1886 {info}

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[theehorsepusssy]

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

really? you don’t say