Ravings of a Mad Queergineer

They/Them 25+ Jew-ish queer neurodivergent Used to be @demigodmodding but locked myself out Mostly a space to yell a lot. I'm very tired. I like machines and programming and making and a fuckload of different media that I cannot necessarily name all of.

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[soup-mother]

It's an experimental feature but completely taking away spear fishing in favour of rod and line fishing isn't exactly doing any favours for vintage story not being super weirdly euro-centric for a "primitive survival" game.

[soup-mother]

Reminds me of that post about how it's interesting that emojis represent the idea of "fishing" with a rod and line despite the majority of both commercial and subsistence fishing being done with nets and people kept being like "oh it's not that deep tho". As if pointing out an interesting cultural bias is saying that it's a big evil conspiracy or something.

[soup-mother]

Before fishing rods were invented no one caught any fish. Places without fishing rods simply don't eat fish. Fish run away when u try and mêlée attack them, so it's just not possible to catch them without a rod.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[mausspacearchive]

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

[imposterogers]

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

[imposterogers]

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

[imposterogers]

matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

[anachronistique]

idk he looks like he's come to terms with it

[devilmaycry3dantesawakening]

I CAN'T CUM UNLESS I GET THROW LOOPED by LDCLLL, cite, FBFishslap, Siwon Kim, EmeliaK, ShaneARang

what if we played fighting games and we were both girls

several friends and i created a visual novel for the toxic yuri VN jam!! please enjoy I CAN'T CUM UNLESS I GET THROW LOOPED, a yuri visual novel about fighting games, self-loathing and frightening amounts of sexual frustration.

thank you @mkcannothelpyou for your tweaking of my script and your contributions to the incredible soundtrack thank you @firebreathfishslap for including such wonderful art, thank you my beloved @supnitle for programming it all and listening to my nagging, and thank you shanearang (who i don't think is on tumblr) for the awesome locals theme!

[demilypyro]

i liked it a lot 😌

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[millenniallust4death]

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

[papayajuan2019]

in of body experience

[gayrobot9000]

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[gayrobot9000]

i'm a girl now

[i-survived-that]

ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

[phinarei]

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.

[crystallizedtwilight]

whoops

[knottahooker]

#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY

[cipheramnesia]

"You might be wondering why anyone would build such a thing. Well, back in the day when I lived at Survival Research Labs-"

Time to buckle the fuck up.

[cipheramnesia]

There's all kinds of robot wars fights out there, but there are not very many people who can say "I built a plasma gun because I needed a way to kill hostile robots," and it's the literal truth. The robot wars engineers are very impressive but the stakes are just not the same when the other machine is a four ton quadruped with a flamethrower or a V8 powered wrecking maching with square steel wheels.

[itslunchboxworld]

I love that Paul got credits for being a troublemaker

[cipheramnesia]

Every so often one or two new people learn about SRL

[the-haiku-bot]

Every so often

one or two new people learn

about SRL

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[evilwizard]

d-did he say a 30ft high version could fire over a quarter mile range

@evilscientist3 help

[thetechnicallydeadclub]

I've found two videos about this guy on two separate tech journalism channels, and both of them are titled "terrorism as an art form."

What a fucking legend. It's giving early Battlebots, but with considerably more risk of bodily injury.

[cipheramnesia]

If you like that, you're gonna love SRL.

[bodhrancomedy]

Felt cute.

[yellowhellion]

Peelout

[rabbitkinglune777]

she's learning to do his hair!

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

@arcnoise stand trial.

[oddjoblin]

I've never seen an AU where Chell and GLaDOS truly swap places and I think its mainly because if GLaDOS was a human she'd be a hot milf who is mean to you but if Chell was a computer she'd be like:

[oddjoblin]

My brand new Portal AU where its just five hours of a 45 year old tech CEO yelling at her desktop because it won't run her programs

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[lastoneout]

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.