Cello Jello

26/F/She-Her/Libra/Bi

[cosettefauchelevente]

this is so wild. same level of insanity as "the chemicals in the water are turning the fricking frogs gay." im about to watch the teletubbies at age 21

[gingerspice]

jesse we have to become tumblr bots to throw off the DEA jesse

[997]

very sad day for annoying ppl </3

[pettydavis]

this flop couldnt even secure the bag. i guarantee you next year she gon be posting how much she loves the communist manifesto

[pettydavis]

white women are literally so predictable

[feferi]

i didn’t zoom in on these pics when i first saw this so even though the post literally mentions the communist manifesto i saw her outfit and just immediately assumed the book was kafka’s metamorphosis and she was dressing as a roach to like imply she was gregor samsa, isolated and misunderstood, and i was like yeah that is pretty hacky and cringe but no turns out this isn’t nearly that deep and she just dresses like that

[eeethereaaal-deactivated2022081]

[kiophen]

This ferret can teach you how to play Taiko no Tatsujin !

♫  Saitama 2000

[dragongirltitties]

[guerrillatech]

Seems bad

[bakelite-bliss]

Barry O'Brian

[solarbird]

they're tearing it to pieces on japanese twitter. also, it's racist as fuck.

[solarbird]

also it's really stupid. i mean really stupid.

[voxsecundus]

If we all get super lucky someone will sell this to police for enhancing security camera footage and they won’t know what to do with all the white men it generates

[evilbuildingsblog]

A temple in Thailand

[spiroandthelacktones]

Nah this is so obviously a miniature, it’s possible this could be a miniature of an existing place but I’ve seen enough tabletop games to know this is a model immediately

[angelofchaos73]

If that is a model it is an extremely detailed replica here’s a picture of the place. It’s called Sumeru mountain palace and it’s located near Bangcock in a palace literally named Ancient City. You can even see the same tree reflected in the water in the upper right. Now that is attention to detail.

[sweetenby]

I agree the first picture does super look like a model but here’s some pictures from different angles

My brain still doesn’t want to think its real but looking at more detailed pictures it’s an extremely beautiful building and a work of art how neat

[a-book-of-creatures]

You have reached the Fish Temple

[guerrillatech]

[socialistexan]

This exact thing happened in the 70's/80's in this country when seatbelts were first being pushed for. Reagan literally tried to get rid of them.

[memecucker]

There were also examples of anti-seatbelt activists dying in car crashes where they weren’t wearing seat belts like that guy that wrote an anti-seatbelt article and four months later died in a car crash where he didn’t have a seat belt on and was thrown out of the vehicle

[this-is-getting-silly]

[peachfromcmbyn]

[curseworm]

breeding is the most boring kink imaginable its literally just catholicism

[curseworm]

oh ur having sex for procreation ?? u wanna make a kid ?? ok pope john paul ii

[meangirlnurse]

pope john paul ii, infamous for breeding,

[teruterusky]

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

[teruterusky]

Update:

J.K. Rowling is apparently now filing a defamation lawsuit against someone who made fun of her for saying this, which means its time to spread this like wildfire!

[doomy]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[hairenya]

[brucebocchi]

don’t be afraid of the ocean fuck snakes

[official-kircheis]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

(via)

[cromerholt]

what the hells going on at my mcdonalds

[shittysawtraps]

in the past, you have claimed that you will listen to, quote, "anything but rap or country". today we will put that to the test. in front of you is an ipod nano containing merzbow's pulse demon, a curated spotify binaural beats playlist, and one hour of catgirl asmr. you are to listen to each of these, beginning to end, with no pauses or breaks. good luck

[hanleialuke]

5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

[phrux]

Choked is not meant to be taken literally, an obstruction in the throat. It means they’re having difficultly speaking, they’re forcing the words out with difficulty. Often used when the character is convulsed in tears or laughter.

Hiss is a low, threatening whisper. Raw, guttural, vicious. It is NOT a literal hiss like an animal, it is a tone of voice that serves the same function. Someone will hiss that they’re going to cut your throat- a message from one person to the other.

Snarl is the same kind of thing. Not literal, it’s a tone of voice that serves the same function. It’s raw and gutteral like a hiss, but more savage than vicious. It’s loud, it’s showy, it’s intimidating. It’s very alpha male, big man, look at how fucking dangerous I am. I’ll take ALL of you on. Even if they’re snarling at one person in particular, nobody better back them up or they’re gonna get fucked up too.

Shriek. Come on, seriously? We’ve all heard people shriek either in fear or outrage. High pitched, loud, out of control, feminine. Men can shriek, but it’s funny and emasculating. Think angry italian women throwing pots and pans or ladies on tables who just saw a mouse.

Sneering is contempt whether it’s a facial expression or a tone of voice or both. There are a hundred different ways to sneer with your voice, but it all adds up to the same thing.

[carnivoredeer]

How descriptive words work 101

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wish lion's mane jellyfish would stop doing that

[coastalqueerlive]

doing what?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i was going to say doing THAT

but apparently this photo is fake which is an enormous burst of relief to my already fragile, suddering psyche.

sadly though THIS photo of a barrel jellfish is real

don’t like that

[getgoodloser]

Yeah sure that photo is fake, but what ISN'T fake is the fact that the largest lion's mane jellyfish found was about 36 meters long. The average blue whale is about 25 meters long btw.

[getgoodloser]

Here if you'd like to see it:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE LENGTH that is VERBOTEN

[wolfy8tyu]

damn, the girth on those tendrils tho

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE GIRTH