oh no i think i need to write a 5+1 "would you love me if i were a worm" fic
like, they're watching a nature documentary and as the grey whale and its calf cross Monterey Bay they are set upon by orcas, who methodically separate and then slaughter the calf, and-
"Would you love me if i were an orca?" Grace asks idly and then knows immediately why he's done so. Rocky probably hears his heart pick up.
"No understand. Grace would die in Grace ship if blackfish."
"That's not how it - in this scenario I'm just, an orca. Don't think about it too hard." There. He's being normal again.
"Ohhhh, understand," Rocky says.
After a moment, just as Grace's heart is settling and he's starting to tune back into the program, Rocky pauses the show. "Already cannot breathe in Grace atmosphere on Grace ship. So no difference if in water. Would love Grace blackfish."
Fair.
"Also clicking whistling make more more sense. Prefer Grace blackfish," Rocky adds slyly, and is already dancing backwards when Grace leaps to try to get him in a headlock.



















