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I have dishonored my family and will now commit ritual senpuku lmao
Don't read past this it's just me being dum
Soooooo.... I was almost sent to the psych ward
Im now on meds and I guess I feel a bit better now
Nope nevermind
I failed at everything my family ever asked of me and now I might genuinely kill myself
My med dose has been upped...
Whoopies?
I have dishonored my family and will now commit ritual senpuku lmao
Don't read past this it's just me being dum
Soooooo.... I was almost sent to the psych ward
Im now on meds and I guess I feel a bit better now
Nope nevermind
I failed at everything my family ever asked of me and now I might genuinely kill myself
I have dishonored my family and will now commit ritual senpuku lmao
Don't read past this it's just me being dum
Soooooo.... I was almost sent to the psych ward
Im now on meds and I guess I feel a bit better now
I have dishonored my family and will now commit ritual senpuku lmao
Don't read past this it's just me being dum
Fuck
Low-key tho I feel like im ruining my life and I can't think properly and it's all my fault
Why can't I think
Why can't I thinkWhy can't I thinkWhy can't I thinkWhy can't I thinkWhy can't I thinkWhy can't I thinkWhy can't I thinkWhy can't I thinkWhy can't I thinkWhy can't I think
Fuck this shit
I think I might actually kill myself it i don't fix myself soon
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Luckiest and cutest🥺
Not taking chances
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
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fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love
some idiot advisor: I can’t believe his majesty lets his boytoy attend these council meetings, it’s an insult to the noble institutions that uphold our nation, it’s an outrage—
a somewhat smarter advisor: you’re just mad bc he pointed out how dumb your naval attack strategy and no one laughed when you made a mean joke about him
Boytoy has gone from a top fighter who was well respected but in constant danger to wearing silks and eating grapes on daises. That fucked up rotator cuff was the best thing to ever happen to him
Bonus points: at least half the other concubines are experts in assorted fields, the monarch brings them to relevant meetings to both play up a reputation for frivolity, and make sure at least one person there doesn’t have an outside agenda.
my harem?
did you mean: my chief strategic advisors
The kingdom is an absolute monarchy but the harem has become a secret meritocracy. The nobles and official advisors kind of side-eye His Majesty because wow some of these consorts must have like…really good personalities. Kings of the past have had their own specific tastes of course; size, shape, age, color, et cetera. More than one ruler has interviewed consorts feet first and Ardwin the Adventurous’s obsession - God rest him - with snuffling armpits like a sow rooting for mushrooms is well known despite never being alluded to in polite company.
The worst part of it is that the new king takes at least part of his harem with him everywhere and it’s so embarrassing. The Counselors of War have never once met with His Divine Majesty without that hulking battle-scarred consort interrupting with muttered growls or scornful snorts. And the Ministers of Finance all flinch at the sight of that fox-faced one, rumored to have been rescued from the gallows because His Augustness took a fancy to his eyes or some such nonsense. General petition days are even worse, with practically the entire harem drifting in and out of the Grand Hall in turns, insouciant and smug like granary cats who know they’ve been given full run of the courtyards and barns.
It’s absolutely infuriating that the kingdom has never before known such a period of peace and prosperity under this ridiculous monarch.
Tag to this - the biggest secret is the Queen who runs the Kingdom’s spy network. It’s the envy of all the other Kingdoms around, and not a few nobles! Not ALL of the Kingdom’s Diplomats are spies. But many of their servants are. The Queen grew up as a neglected child, and she learned how servants are ignored, but who always know everything that goes on. Many of the spies are like the Queen - beautiful and seemingly vacuous. The sp[ies tend to have great fun, and also work closely with the Concubines
#everyone is furious when the king picks his bride #a minor princess! of a minor ally! she’s not even that pretty or smart or anything! #but at least when the king marries her he’ll have to get rid of his harem #or at the VERY LEAST stop FLAUNTING them everywhere #if nothing else her family will object to this insult to her honor
#BUT THEN
#somehow she’s befrIENDED THE CONCUBINES
#sometimes they follow HER around!! in public!!
#the king and queen are s h a r i n g t h e h a r e m
#never has the court been so furious and scandalized all at once #it’s a genuine shock to all of them when ten years later no one has even once tried to overthrow the royal family #(they’re wrong there have been no less than thirty attempted coups twelve of which nearly succeeded) #(but the harem and the spy network are VERY good at their jobs)
oh my god it’s my time to shine.
This is a fairly popular trope in c-novels, and I think I am obliged to provide some recs so that other people can enjoy the fuckery.
After the Disabled God of War Became My Concubine: history professor grades a masters thesis that was basically gay fanfiction of the time period he specializes in, grades it to filth, and then transmigrates into that “unofficial history” as an imperial prince. The original owner built up a reputation for being a frivolous cutsleeve who goes through concubines and prostitutes like nothing… GUESS WHAT they were all aids and spies. His newest “wife” is the genius enemy general who was captured and married to him by the decree of the Emperor, his brother, to humiliate the both of them. By the final act they are power couple goals, very cute and shockingly fluffy for the amount of political angst.
The Sickly Beauty Substitute Called It Quits: sickly genius villain (controlling everything behind the scenes, sort of villain) dies after getting betrayed by his Imperial Prince beau, and in the afterlife learns that his world was a dogblood novel where his brother is the protagonist, who was hooking up with his beau the entire time, and he was a cannon fodder villain all along. Suffice it to say, he takes exception to that. When he rebirths at the beginning of the “plot”, he decides to accept the marriage contract to the emperor that he rejected the first time, so that he can help the emperor’s faction behind the scenes and take down his brother and the Imperial Prince who betrayed him. However, the emperor is even more unhinged than he is… and they find themselves on the exact same wavelength. 2 psychopaths sitting in a tree, k-i-l-l-i-n-g everybody. Surprisingly horny for jjwxc content. Everyone is terrified.
Those are the two that immediately come to mind, both very good reads! They both have over 70 chapters translated atm, and they’re complete on jjwxc if you want to mtl.
this video has been all that i think about for days now
suggestion: vampire characters who actually act their age
give me a sitcom about 100-year-old vampires living in a florida retirement community! some of them got turned eons ago and still look young, some of them have only been vamps for a decade or two and look mostly their age, and a few others got turned into vampires whenever but for some random genetic reason still undergo the mortal aging process. give me all of that–and then make their personalities old and grumpy.
so you have a cul-de-sac of florida retirement condos full of pissy aging bloodsuckers who physically range from age 10-years-old to ancient-as-dirt, but they are all unequivocally enthusiastic about bingo & competitively comparing grandkids & printing out MapQuest directions & complaining about Kids These Days (anyone under age 90). greenlight this project immediately and offer Betty White any salary she wants
for no reason in particular, the nursing assistants should be werewolves.
the ostensible reason is that werewolves are immune to vampire bites. but the more gossipy of the vampire residents insist the werewolves have ulterior motives, up to and including:
A Master Plan of Revenge aka ruining vampires’ hard-won retirement
plans to commit a Heist aka they are all thieves looking to discover secret Vampire Treasure Hoards (yes vampires have hoards like dragons)
the intense power trip of watching Dracula throw a tantrum after losing the shuffleboard championship
the employee health plan is really good
Okay, but who’s gonna work the night shift on the full moon? Because obviously, the werewolves all need that night off, and possibly the next day, too.
Igors.
They get extra TOIL to make up for those -particular- night shifts, which not only include managing the cul de sac’s vampiric inhabitants, but throwing about 3 cases of tennis balls for 3 8-hour overnight shifts straight.
I have actually never heard this term before but it is my new favorite acronym. TOIL in exchange for toil. I like to think the Igors have a strong union
OCtober day 21
Every OC needs a rival, someone they want to take down, or who wants to take them down
Who is our OC's arch enemy?
An evil mimic hunter
The heir to the old throne
A rival weaver
A dragon that breathes mint
A dragon hunting knight
Evil princess who framed dragon for kidnapping
Asshole old roommate who’s also a powerful wizard
Demon who wants to possess a dragon
Bitter ex hydra
Current character description below
I love your tags @uranodioningin
#I can't believe ''heir to the old throne'' is the lowest#when our dragon is FROM an ancient lost empire#Like HOT DAMN what exquisite narrative potential!#You are living in the bones of a fallen civilisation and its long-lost heir seeks to reclaim their title and rebuild the ancient glory#But there's a chonky dragon living in what used to be the civilisation's trade capital - the jewel of the steppe -#and they refuse to abandon their lair because that would mean losing all their 500+ year-old 120-foot bonsais#Also it's difficult to relocate a dragon-sized loom#(which is currently built into the ruins of a holy site)#Like come on guys. I get that the current leading choice is the ''''funniest'''' or w/e.#But think of the NARRATIVE POTENTIAL#(I would also have accepted ''rival weaver'' as a valid alternative. it also has narrative merits)
Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.
The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.
Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.
A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"
@witchofanguish it is also used in poetry and plays, ghosts talk like that. Imagine being in a folk story, staying overnight in an abandoned cabin and in the middle of the night there's a knock on the door and a bellowing voice going
LET ME IN.
and from the "me" alone you know that whoever is out there is not one among the living.
OP IS PLAYING 6D CHESS WE GO HOME NOW.
This is brilliant.
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IT’S MARCH
Uh… It’s still May…
It’s august
It’s September
@hellsite-hall-of-fame festive edition?
What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?
Partial transformation - mummy rot is slowly turning you to sand, a near miss from a medusa left you with partially stoned body parts, etc.
Hypnotic suggestions from being mind controlled persist after the controller’s death, causing the victim to occasionally take actions to support the cause of a mind flayer cult that no longer exists.
Repeated demonic possession has left the patient with permanent gaps in their soul’s defenses, causing them to immediately get re-possessed if they go outside a consecrated area.
Post-resurrection trauma as the revived soul remembers an unpleasant afterlife.
Magical healing can get very weird if something is stuck in the wound. It’ll get you back on your feet, but you can get outcomes like “there’s a chunk of wood fused into your chest because the magic couldn’t figure out how to get the arrow out of your chest and just healed it in place,” and this can cause mobility issues or infection vectors down the line.
SHealth tied to something else - the health of a tree, the amount of frost on the ground, the inverse of another person’s, the political power of whoever cursed you
Curse of bad luck - makes any small illness or injury potentially fatal if not treated with anti-curse in addition to anti-infection procedures
Magical reliance on a magical or nonmagical substance - can have any number of side effects
Repeatedly being drunk by vampires can cause an increase in blood production and therefore high blood pressure and related ailments. Can be treated by blood letting.
There’s a lot of hybridization happening in a lot of fantasy settings, and that’s just asking for a lot of people with weird half-dragon genetic disorders. Works out fine for some people, not so much for others.
Parasitized by (insert creature here). If you don’t take the correct precautions to keep it dormant it will continue to spread and eventually hatch out/transform you.
Repeated contact with the undead has left you open to their influence - leading to hearing or seeing things that other mortals can’t, which can distort or distract from more mundane concerns.
Alternately to being more vulnerable to intrusion, one’s soul can form a scar that makes helpful magic more difficult to take in.
Sleep disorders that make one fall into an impenetrable sleep at a specific trigger, or to do so for years at a time.
Out of phase with 4D space, one’s body not connected to itself or anchored in place/time in the usual way. There could be a consistent two hour gap between the things you hear and what has happened, you might clip into the floor as if it was in a different place for you, or you might slide through the material plane in cross section.
Intermittent intangibility.
Split into two people, each with only half your traits.
Stuck in a mirror.
Sensitivity to ambient magic - like the thing where peoples’ joints ache before a storm but for being near ley lines or people with a lot of magic built up or other magic reservoirs. - The potential for magic, but where the magic has not yet begun.
Heal spell dependency: years of repeated serious injuries being healed by magic causes the body to stop healing naturally. seen often in professional fighters and those with a long career in hazardous occupations.
the forgotten dread: memory modification magic has caused the subject’s conscious mind to forget some past trauma, but their subconscious still remembers, causing them emotions that they cannot explain or justify ranging from mild discomfort to blind panic when presented with triggers related to the aforementioned trauma. often encountered in cases where the subject has paid an unscrupulous mage to make them forget their past as an ill-advised alternative to therapy.
Psychically Transmitted Memories: the subject’s mind has been linked to another person’s and, although the bond has since been severed, they have retained memories or thought patterns from the other person that are difficult to distinguish from their own.
Negative Life Syndrome (previously “False Life Syndrome”): seen most often in cases when the subject is exposed to dark magic while in the womb, Negative Life Syndrome leaves the subject’s life energies tainted by undeath without making them truly undead. common symptoms include intolerance of radiant magic, aversion to sunlight, and the inability to set foot on hallowed ground; rare symptoms include healing from negative energies, sudden necrosis, and the desire to eat flesh or drink blood of living beings.
lycanthropy
Early Life Possessions: the subject was possessed by a spirit or demon during early childhood or infancy, and the possessing presence was in control of them when they learned important milestones, such as how to walk or speak. The subject is now dependant upon the possessing presence to help them perform these tasks or, in cases where the presence has since been exorcised, performs the relevant tasks at a level appropriate for an infant or small child.
Body requires nutrients not found in human food, and you must eat rocks, or gems, or some other alternative. You may or may not have the ability to actually digest these without magical assistance
Awareness of too many dimensions makes it difficult to interact with just this one - either to keep track of conversations, or walk to specific locations without ending up on another planet instead
Telekinetic psychosis - delusions tend to physically affect those around you (but HIGH chance for ableism in this one!)
you have flare-ups where your skin tends to slough off and be replaced by some other substance
After sharing life energy with a dying loved one, you’re now both trying to survive off one person’s supply. Like chronic fatigue, but if your loved one gets too big of a bruise you won’t have the energy to get up until it heals
living in reverse
stuck at a certain age
supersenses lead to constant overstimulation
you’re a changeling, and if you don’t have someone who loves you close by, you’ll turn back into sticks and mud
