The Entropy of Madness

They/Them | Aroace Don't expect anything but chaos in here, and you will see entropy Specific fandom rants go in @fandomsmadness

[how-did-i-get-here-u]

a lot of good quotes from Brennan in this video, as always, but this one really got me.

be cheesy, romanticize your life, whatever, life is short and it's cool to just love stuff

[fibromyalgicaf]

Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...

I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Petition to make this our new flag because this looks cool as fuck

[kestrelsandcentipedes]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[gentlemanpirate]

In an "if people's basic needs are met, they will be happier and able to put more of themselves into jobs they actually enjoy, and you will find someone who enjoys any job" type of way.

[msboutofcontext]

[spacefinch]

This is honestly better advice than “if at first you don’t succeed, try try again.”

By all means try again. But do that after you figure out WHY you failed!

[aromanticsky]

[ID: two screenshots of Ms Frizzle explaining, “If at first you don’t succeed, find out why.” /end ID]

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

The really funny thing about "snakes aren't mammals your snake girl shouldn't have breasts!" is like yeah. Neither should your cat girl.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

The fact that this is the line drawn is really funny! Human breasts are actually incredibly rare among mammals! We don't know exactly why humans have big bazongas but it's probably sexual selection, which presents the really funny problem

If your snake women having sex with people is normal and expected...then yeah, they're ALSO probably going to have something resembling breasts. They might even just have breasts in all but function.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

Like yes, non-mammals don't make milk, but you actually don't need the whole kit that humans do in order to make milk. Arguably its not even the important part of the breast to begin with.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

You also don't need to justify it at all you can just be a pervert about it.

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

We actually have another theory why human breasts are like that, and it's because of our flat faces.

Most mammals have, compared to humans, an elongated jaw. So a little tiny bump of a mammary gland is fine, just enough to get the nostrils away from the teat, and the young can freely breathe while nursing. However, as humans started using fire more and more to cook food - which softened it up, rendering powerful jaws less necessary - their jaws began to shorten, resulting in the development of the chin and other unique facial structures as the face flattened out.

This, of course, meant that babies could suffocate while nursing, which would obviously be bad. But what if... what if nipple further from chest? Bigger bump, so baby's nose have spot to go that isn't directly into mommy's chest? Oh, turns out that works! Of course, as more and more fat stores become dedicated to growing that breast mound to keep baby from suffocating, it becomes harder and harder for the mother to reabsorb that tissue when not nursing (as many other mammals do), so they just... don't. Knockon effects from there, and bam. Tiddies.

Which means if your cat girl has a flat face she probably should still have boobs but if she's got the full muzzle, not so much.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

That's actually really interesting honestly.

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[storybookprincess]

being sick & miserable objectively sucks, but it has become significantly easier to cope with since learning that “sickness behavior” is a well documented part of the body’s immune response

feeling not only physically but also emotionally like fucking garbage is unfortunately an extremely effective way to force your body to prioritize fighting infection & keeping you alive. i don’t have to like it, but knowing why i get weepy & pathetic when sick does help at least a little

[autumn2may]

i just found out that this is not common knowledge and am reblogging so more people know

YOUR BODY DOES THIS ON PURPOSE

YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON BECAUSE OR "WEAK" WHEN YOU ARE SICK IF YOU CAN"T CARRY ON AS NORMAL

[tartrazeen]

Rereading this on my sick days 🙏🏽

[goth-queen]

[callithumpwhump]

Characters who hate who they once were. Characters who are disgusted by who they once were. Characters who absolutely despise who they once were.

Characters who miss who they once were. Characters who long for who they once were. Characters who would give anything to be who they once were again.

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[psilopterus]

This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):

[miss-edith-cushing]

Ok, so here is the croissant that started all this mess:

When asked about what kind of animal might it be, the woman said: "It's this, oh, what is it called... A lagun!"

The devil works fast, but The Krakow Animal Welfare Society works faster:

They already made a merchandise with an illustration of the lagun - they posted information about it on Facebook on Tuesday evening and by the Wednesday morning everything was already sold out.

My university professors are so delighted about this story that they are writing tons and tons of limericks, moskaliks and lepiejs (those two last genres are very popular, ridiculous and humorous types of short poems, in last decades popularized by Wisława Szymborska) and posting them on official Facebook pages of our university departments, and I am dying of laughter.

[miss-edith-cushing]

Important update on the story: owners of cafés and bakeries in Kraków realized that this wonderful idiocy that took over the country could bring them profit and help animals, and started selling croissants labeled as laguns: i.e. Massolit Café & Bakery is sending 10% of income from selling laguns to the Krakow Animal Welfare Society. Thankfully laguns are selling like hotcakes and bakeries don't plan to stop making them, so the story that started and could quickly die as just another seasonal nonsense transformed into a tool for helping small, helpless, vulnerable creatures, far less dangerous than vicious lagun.

[injuries-in-dust]

This is how cyptids get started.

[righteousangerpodfic]

It’s also *exactly* the kind of story behind the invention of new pastries. If there’s some little change on the ingredient level that can make a “lagun” distinct from an ordinary croissant, then a new pastry will have been born, complete with fanciful cookbook-ready lore.

[gojirahkiin]

Queued up for April 15, 2024 the 3rd anniversary of the Krakowski Lagun.

[kwacpe]

4th anniversary of the Lagun

[totally-india]

HAPPY KRAKOWSKI LAGUN DAY EVERYONE

[entropyofmadness]

FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE LAGUN! 🎉

[thememedaddy]

[gaycop]

STOP SANITIZING THE INTERNET

[greatgavintron]

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

[marylll]

my gender is not a good idea to awaken

doesn't seem grammatically correct but I'm scared

@l1l1pad

[l1l1pad]

my gender is a woman who has been a man since birth

soo.. trans? Not cis lol

@whispywonderland @what-i-am-so-far @robinirisbriar @roquenotdead @thhalune @luvleymarissa @lastchr1stmas @strangerwhovian @spongebobssquarepants @cloverfin @clowneryandshenanegans

[whispyreblogs]

My gender is not a gender but I am a person of color

Yeah that’s a pretty spot on gender but ig I’m not white anymore? lmao

@uranium-girlie-side @st3r-struck @oddity123 @lvc13l @phoebephoebia @mischievous-archeologist @sockssketchingshack @listen-to-my-eyes @quietlyartistic13

[quietlyartistic13]

My gender is a bit different than yours

Okay then 😂

@radagastthesilly @cocainecoveredstrawberry @bouchard00 @xivvins @swagtreeengineer @oddity123 @deadgaychoirkid + open tag loves!

[deadgaychoirkid]

my gender is the only reason I don’t have any money

😭🙏

guys my gender is making me broke

@that-bookworm-bitch @lindamonroequeenb @wherearetheavocad0ss @ anyone

[that-bookworm-bitch]

my gender is a Walmart bag

umm okay?

@differentsublimephantom, @teatothesea, and anyone else <3

[kaieatsrocks]

My gender is not unstable or anything

I think it's lying 😭

@inkubadoramagica @r1chi3

Idk anyone bro 💔🥀

[r1chi3]

OOC:

My gender is a social construct

FACTS LMAO

@imasillygooose @holywoodelevator @emobirthdaycake

[holywoodelevator]

My gender is not a gender

HELPME?? I mean I guess it’s right?? 😭😭

@arachnherphobia @polutek @heaven-knowss @thesawapprentice @youraveragechaoticsystem (hiiii I hope you don’t mind me tagging u :,333!!!)

[heaven-knowss]

My gender is on Facebook

LMFAOOO for all the aunties to see😭😭

@renee-minkowskis-therapist @dysaniadisorder @wagar123

[renee-minkowskis-therapist]

My gender is a woman who has been a man since birth.

So close! I am actually neither of those!

@angsty-worm @aro-geo-turtle @aroacespacerock @lyss-overcomplicates-everything

[angsty-worm]

my gender is not a gender but I am a person.

i mean sure that works

@ryy-bread @vvanillavveins @93millionmilesaway @arctic-archie

[ratttailz]

oh woah

my gender is not good at all the time

hahaha.. ahahaha.. ag

@thenormalself @cutetrilobite2 @biggsalamander @apollosunshineisdead @awfulbastard

[biggsalamander]

my gender is that you can be important

I'm confused ;-;

@skittlechan877 @xxmoonduskxx @theprsn @gay-little-isopod

[gay-little-isopod]

my gender is not real

wait relatable

[s4p1ent]

My gender is not available

Lmao true

@accidentallyoccidental @masqueuedlime @sweetashe @tolkien-kinnie @theonewithallthefixations @the1andonly-adrienbillcipherfan

[the-archivist-system]

My gender is not my fault

Lmao

@starlee246 @sherlockholmestheconsultor @vampilluntionsworld

[sherlockholmestheconsultor]

My gender is not my favourite thing

Ah,

Oh, okey

[vampireunderthesunlight-deactiv]

my gender is the police station

.....ok.

@goobfeels @thesillyzo

[thesillyzo]

My gender is a Walmart bag

@cutesy-jellyfish @kolyasthma @charleskisser

[cutesy-jellyfish]

My gender is the best and cuntiest

Okay diva keyboard

@astray-arlo @foxy-vixxy-izzy @charleskisser @nenethejiraicutie @laceandloathing @cabledwristsdear and uh my friends

[laceandloathing]

‘My gender is a woman who has been a man since birth’

What the freak

@poe-the-failure @pinkglitsblog @cosmiccomrade @collindapuppyboyfreak @achelovoodoo @l4nguage-0f-th-l0st @lilac-the-rotting-jirai @l4nguage-0f-th-l0st @stationarylandmine @aquatickandi @omgkawaiidazai + etc etc

[amisliveshow-deactivated2025110]

" my gender is the best way in which you have a good care " ???

WHAT

@lilac-the-rotting-jirai @mwnhera @linnedupagainstlife + anyone else who wants to join !

[guesswhatemiebutt]

"My gender reveal the truth about the world"

I knew I was a god..

@starberry-7 @blurringmysoul @g1rl-interrupts @b3ansmcsprout @bloodynrves @sweetechinacea @imdoingitagain + anyone else because I can't remember users for the life of me.

[b3ansmcsprout]

my gender is a song from Les Miserables

i am a sad French guy ig

@ch3m1c44l-0r1c-0v3rr34ct10n @strawberryfairyflower @thebunnynurse @webs-xx @transparentluminarysalad

[webs-xx]

my gender is not a good idea

Tf

@livingondietcherrycoke @pondries

@ohgodhelptheyfoundm @kades-kingdom

Open tags have fun my lovelies

[livingondietcherrycoke-deactiva]

My gender is so cute

HAHAAA

@dumbasswhorebug @waolom131989 @kades-kingdom @webs-xx @kay27-iread @katchai-teamint @uhmbrella98 open tags other than this (I don't usually tag people I'm sorry if you wanted tagged)

[dumbasswhorebug]

My gender is a owie

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK KANDKSNKSNS

@the-name-is-jason @the-existance @poltergeist-punk

[poltergeist-punk]

my gender is yours

… you know what yeah hand it over it’s my gender now

@ anyone who wants to join thnx for the tag bestie

[princess-of-morkva]

my gender is not working

...yeah

@sicheslavchyk @thylocalbard and everyone else

[thylocalbard]

my gender is a good time

this is false

@idiotysseus @entropyofmadness and everyone i know i forgot

[entropyofmadness]

Took fucking long with this but

My gender is the best

Huh y'know what, I'll take the win for the enbies

@cloudygreywolf you'd love this

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[vampirevatican]

YOU GUYS THE LIKE BUTTON FOR WINTER, CHRISTMAS, NEW YEAR TAGS ARE ANIMATED BASED ON TIME 💕.ᐟ.ᐟ

morning: mittens making a snowball

evening: snow man

night: aurora borealis

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[transbian-uprising]

can't in good conscience leave this out

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

[kari69a-deactivated20220420]