Do people actually read these things anymore

[thahalfrican]

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

[scp-113]

i do trust sonic... but now i'm a lil bit suspicious

[tomiyeee]

[scp-113]

howmst the fuck did you do this so fast

[carohoku]

According to time stamp, the artist posted their art 8 minutes after op posted.

[mobius-m-mobius]

they did it they’re still here 🥺💖

KE HUY QUAN and BRENDAN FRASER celebrating their Oscar wins backstage

[outaspaceman]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

[sinfulseeds-deactivated20200126]

dear god, it lives still

[cozza-frenzy]

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

[cozza-frenzy]

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

[sockhedd]

Of course he’s a Scorpio

[authorized-trash]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[kim-poce]

@derinthescarletpescatarian looks, it’s Kayden spell with a knife

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

😌

[purr-in-ink]

[everythingfox]

Suction cup boi

(via)

[memewhore]

[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

[jaubaius]

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

[serialreblogger]

!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.

Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food. 

i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!! 

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

Awww shit yall know what it is

[planetlexie]

Why bird do this?

[is-the-owl-vid-cute]

Woodcocks and a few other species have mastered this bounce-step in order to trick worms and other Arthropoda into thinking rain has come by sending rhythmic vibrations through the soil as they walk. Many bugs surface during heavy rainfall to avoid drowning, hence why the sidewalks are always littered with earthworms during and after a storm.

[sailor-arashi]

If you walk with rhythm you will attract the worm.

[hard-times-paramore]

No fucking way

[sanguchito]

I want toby fox's secret to making characters that turn people insane

[hurricaneclouds]

get mentored by Andrew hussie

[transmechanicus]

i wish all trans girls a very kissed on the face by someone they love

[beatmetothesnitch]

i wish all trans boys a very kissed on the face by someone they love

[verajustsaid]

i wish all nonbinary people a very kissed on the face by someone they love

[chandra-telescope]

[formerlymaustown]

@yeahitsak

[harrisonthefulgurite]

[madqueensarah]

I don’t understand how on TV, people can break into homes and immediately find bank statements, passports and super important documents. If someone tried that at my place it would be “I’m sure she keeps her important stuff in her desk. No, wait, this draw is full of pens that don’t work. Aha! This box looks important! Oh, never mind. It’s full of cigarette lighters. She doesn’t even smoke!”

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

*I* can’t even find my own important documents in my own home half the time. If someone breaks in and instantly finds my stuff they’re hired

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

Robber, standing in the middle of the room: Now, if I were an anxious, possibly undiagnosed ADHD, bisexual disaster with a really bad memory, where would I put the documents?

[kamikaze-kumquat]

A thief trying to find any important document in a disaster bisexual’s house is the equivalent of stopping a vampire by spilling grains of rice in front of them because of their obsessive need to count things: you’ll find that thief in the middle of an overturned room muttering things like “but I found one page of that statement in this drawer, where’s the rest? Oh, wait, I think I saw one in that box with the broken game controllers…”

[systlin]

How fuckin dare y’all write this post about me.

[reasonandempathy]

How to Ditch Amazon

Support your local libraries and the small businesses that are actually making the products you want.  Fuck Jeff Bezos and the systemic, universal worker abuse, gaslighting, and brutality they live off of.

[bladelei]

this seems like a good thing to bring around as people holiday shop

[clonerightsagenda]

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

[theawesomeadventurer]

a total power move

[theawesomeadventurer]

[paganinpurple]

When your legs don’t work like they used to before

[trylonandperisphere]

Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel

[loveislattes]

This made me cry. I wish all situations could be handled as perfectly as this

[fatsexybitch]

I just want to point out the core of what the diffuser did in this conversation

They recognized that the mother was also expressing a vulnerable truth about herself - that she felt like a bad mother because her child was expressing gender feelings she wasn’t equipped to help with - and met her where she was, a concerned parent with limited information - to point her where she should be heading, research and resources.

Im going to make more of an effort to stop reflexively pushing people away when they express biases and make more of an effort to hear the underlying fears when i can

[redseeker]

“it’s easier to love ourselves when we feel loved as ourselves”

damn that is so  powerful though

[justnick612-deactivated20210723]

God this always makes me tear up ahaha…

[rehfan]

This is SO BRILLIANT. I wish I were this calm and collected.