Erazos

Writer, Video Gamer, Unashamed Weeb and supporter of all things queer. Bisexual Grey-Ace | they/them or she/her | 32

[scumtrout]

Sometimes I just look at this photo of when people had to enjoy the local canal (not optional).

[tboylucifer]

I don't think Estinien ever worries about the WoL, not because he doesn't care, but because anything you do he just assumes you'll succeed, even if it shouldn't be possible. You brought Ishgard and dragons together, you and Alphinaud saved him from Nidhogg's eyes, and then you immediately freed two more countries, of course you're going to save this other world and bring the scions' souls home. He doesn't really understand it, but it sounds like you have it covered. The world is ending? Man it's a good thing we got you on our side. Fought a god of despair at the edge of the world? That's a Tuesday for you, right? The WoL is seemingly dying on the spaceship floor? Nah, watch this, they're gonna perk up in about ten minutes and give us each a high five. (Alisaie smacks him for saying this, but he's absolutely still right.)

Estinien may not be the smartest of the scions, but he is wise, and he may not fully understand what plot armor is, but he's definitely clocked that you got it.

[kimmycup]

Like I don't think you guys comprehend what happened in Poland just now but everyone needs to be talking about it.

A random influencer decided he'll listen to an anti cancer song on loop. People liked it enough times he ended up listening for 9 days.

He raised 90 million in these 9 days, and then 160 million more over the last 10 hours, for a total of 250 million.

Hundreds and thousands of people signed up to donate marrow.

Hundreds of celebrities shaved their heads in solidarity.

The Foundation receiving this money had to create a special commission to figure out how to distribute the money.

The national TV stations got highjacked to stream this for hours because it was better news than anything happening in the world.

Because we broke and DOUBLED the world record for this kind of thing.

They raised about as much as the biggest running charity event in Poland did in a whole year with three decades of tradition and a goddamn army of people.

And they did it on a goddamn amateur set up in a shabby room sitting on folding chairs.

[kimmycup]

Little update: people keep donating despite the stream being over. We're at 280 million in the fight against cancer.

Łatwogang refuses to collab with companies that only reached out to him now because of popularity or give interviews. He said any medals people wanna give them should go to the doctors and nurses and the cancer patients.

Someone offered to renovate that shabby little flat for him as a thank you. He refused.

Someone counted up how many people appeared in that room during the whole thing - it was 319 total.

[belladonna-rx]

Love to hear it. Love news articles too.

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/polish-nine-day-charity-stream-breaks-records-support-kids-with-cancer-2026-04-27/

Just love this headline phrasing.

Streamer crushes MrBeast charity record with $70 million raised for kids with cancer - Dexerto

Polish streamer Łatwogang’s charity livestream has raised over 203 million złoty for children with cancer, breaking the charity stream recor

[dancinbutterfly]

Way to go Łatwogang! You and the rest of Poland are saving lives.

Bonus gift of: eat shit Mr Beast.

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

Have A Nice Day!

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

[rabbitheatedgrrrl]

Not wanting to have sex is NOT a problem. It doesn’t matter if you are asexual or allo, there is nothing wrong with not wanting sex. It’s just an activity. That’d be like saying that if you don’t like soccer, you need to go to soccer therapy to figure out why you dislike it and figure out how to like it because it’s for your own good. See how ridiculous that sounds? IT IS OK TO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX AND IT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED!!!!!!

[madgastronomer]

And if you disagree, you're not really sex positive.

[rabbitheatedgrrrl]

EXACTLY! Sex positivity includes asexuals! And quite literally the point of sexual liberation is to do what you feel comfortable with! Sometimes sexual liberation for someone is to never have it! That’s so liberating!

[razielim]

that's it that's the nutshell genai is in

[emil]

the butterfly doesnt even have to be saved next question

[hyvee]

This is so funny. I’d kill all billionaires if it meant losing something precious to me

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[justasmidgx]

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

[penandinkprincess]

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

[headspace-hotel]

whenever you have problems with writing and worldbuilding for stories, just remember COCK

C- Does it have Creatures?

O- Does it Offend the church?

C-Is it Completely unhinged?

K- Does it Kick ass?

[jinxedbabbles]

Help you I will

C - Creatures, does it have?

O - Offend the church, does it?

C - Completely unhinged, is it?

K - Kick ass, does it?

Welcome you are - Yoda

[headspace-hotel]

You have, somehow, made this post more perfect. Thank you.

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 148

[headspace-hotel]

pinterest still doing good work i see

[animentality]

[kusali]

Lmaoo

[squaresquid]

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

[jewishbarbies]

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

[anathemaegg]

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

[jewishbarbies]

[jewishbarbies]

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

[bat-anon]

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

[digby-official]

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

[ariaste]

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

[slowspinningredemption]

incredible things happening on reddit right now

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite things is when What's Really Going on in a meta brainfuck RPG is even less plausible than the fantastical shit. "They're going crazy because they had a twin who died young, and their parents used psychoactive drugs to make them forget they ever had a sibling" like this is the mundane explanation?

[prokopetz]

"The monsters aren't real, she's just hallucinating due to spiritual trauma inherited from her own past incarnations because her evil dad keeps stuffing her soul into a series of cloned bodies every time she dies" I'm going need you to go back and re-read what you just wrote.

[parchmentengineer]

I personally call these "Walrus and Fairy" explanations, after the famous Tumblr poll. They're the type of stories where it starts out looking like the answer is a Fairy, but by the end of the story it says "Don't be silly, Fairies aren't real. It was actually a Walrus!" and you go "Okay but I have more questions about the Walrus than I ever did about the Fairy"

[girlmostlikely]

Ate him the fuck up

[acrylate]

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