In Valen's Name

A variety of stupid stuff.

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[mikilavellan]

And no one is even doing it with me

[bialkii]

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

[pianosmasher]

Muffin Man: the original doxxing victim

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[lesbian-willy-wonka]

i think about this a lot actually

"i couldnt have shot that woman croissant was in hand i was alone"

[ozempicofficial]

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[gothsbian]

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 70*70 cm „Moment of Truth“ 2025

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Feels like a bad idea maybe

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[berrytart]

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

[trapcard]

why is it 90 the grease at 830pm. at night.

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[liminalbeauty]

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

[punchspeedchunk]

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

[weaselle]

Californian (sup, fellow desert-havers) i've been using this since i saw it and it works so fucken good dude (i often have to put like 8 dogs in my car, so it's extra important my car isn't attempting to go super-nova when we get in)

[obscureglory]

This is Dr Hannah Fry, the first Professor of Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge, she’s got a list of achievements as long as your arm, and she’s bloody brilliant!

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day