everything is word play

fun (with) words and phrases. url is a nod to ERP, but this blog is primarily sfw.

[energyprison]

speaking is a sort of playing where words are the toys

[byjove]

hell of a name for a queen

[byjove]

another banger I must admit

[cxntpxppy]

man i really hope my roommates haven’t figured out that if they hear my fan running, it probably means im jacking off 💀

[dumbpuppyfag]

pavloving yourself into an hvac fetish, call that air conditioning

[vetchtibbles]

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

[throathole]

I can’t stop saying this to myself… a gaggle of zoomertwinks

[throathole]

A gaggle of zoomertwinks just ran by my window and I watched a few of them pause to peck at seeds and insects on the ground before continuing onward

[medusister]

ur such laughbait im smirking off

[grimeclown]

Dollar dumb but penny wise thats why they call me IT girl

[egberts]

lububus should come with a webkinz style code for labubu world. and you should be allowed to do cocaine in labubu world

[egberts]

me noticing this had 900 notes: oh my god, labubu world blew up

my girlfriend, screaming across the house: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[pansyfemme]

my drafts are so pregnant with posts i refuse to deliver

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ordr]

stay-at-home dom

[j-exclamationmark]

animal farm elliott smith be like: pig nothing. idfk i’ve had a rough week guys

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[lilaclupin]

In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It's like "I'm just a girl" but for animals.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English

[lilaclupin]

VERY important addition oh my gosh,,,

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

[giftofgabber]

I think some slaps on the base shall strike to the heart of the matter and thus TODO shall be solved. It was stated that TODO cannot be solved with slaps, but we must think outside that box.