die strangely

[the-anemia]

original fanart (in no particular order) by

@mysteryflavour-art

@junebugtwin

@lizardinkart

@bones-napss

@joysuscreation

@senviva

@phthalosblues

@gutturalvampirism

@midnightrager

@beastieclub

[prokopetz]

A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.

[notsomeoneyouknow]

[fruutbaag]

[theomenroom]

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

[jawline-of-steel]

We have once again returned to the four humors

[gingik]

some kind of revolution happening on tumblr

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[dogpuppy]

[wordfather]

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[typhlonectes]

[corrodedparadox]

Cardinal and Rummy-nose Tetras

[c3rvida3]

Where's that tweet with the hot fat girl wearing like a bunch of scene girl makeup and she's watching two guys make out and it's like, "Don't worry boys it's just me," and then there's also like a picture of some type of cephalopod thing watching two fish kiss.

[unexpected-arachnids]

[c3rvida3]

[c3rvida3]

[catcrumb]

[landsccape]

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

do you ever post your cosplays!!! im starting to get into it and when i realized one of my fav artists were also cosplaying ><would you ever cosplay your characters? (like ocs!)🩷

Weeeell I would never cosplay my own ocs because I like cosplaying characters people know about BUT I like to cosplay my own take of some characters…like pink pyramid head here!

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

I didn’t expect you guys to like it! Thank you for the nice comments!

Here, have the pictures we took in an abandoned building :D (by a very talented French photographer @semclua on instagram)

[the-haiku-bot]

I didn’t expect

you guys to like it! Thank you

for the nice comments!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[creekfiend]

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

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[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.