The one and only E

Good Luck Soldier - Basically no reblogs are tagged, be warned (I am going to go through and tag them soon I promise)

[esfordays]

This blog - my main, where I mostly am

@enon-ymous - all of the stuff I don’t want to put on this blog

@esweirdassart - my new art blog

@archive-of-e - posts I want to find again later mostly

Note that this is the only blog with a reasonable profile picture/banner

Australian, born 28/8, afab

AuDHD, genderfluid (all pronouns including neos are fine), aro/ace spectrum

Art commissions/requests are always open, pay what you want how you want (my last commission was paid via letter)

Discord - isocol, my DMs (both here and discord) are always open if anyone wants to chat

I like DC, some parts of marvel, stardew valley, CoD, ORV, genshin, and a few other things I can’t be bothered to remember right now

I forget to tag stuff all the time, so apologies for that one

I often refer to myself as “we” instead of “I” so don’t mind if I do that on accident

My tags: #e #e’s growing insanity #e’s art time #quotes from my [mother/father/brother]

[jonnasse]

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[sm64mario]

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

[sm64mario]

AND NOT MISS

[im-thivus]

[courtofthevampireking]

im a big fan of how this person tried to get mario killed immediately after tadc thirstposting. fascinating behaviors going on on this website

[thatadhdfeel]

surely i will not be consumed by my interests this time

[thatadhdfeel]

by talos this cant be happening

[queer-as-city-folk]

send this to all the fags in your life

[queer-as-city-folk]

and send this to all the dykes in your life

[bungerc0re]

well that didn't take long

[bungerc0re]

if she's a femboy crossdresser you can joke for years about getting "trapped" but the instant she says she's a woman not as a joke there's a 90 minute expose on how she backslid and "became a pornstar"

[homunculus-argument]

If you're having a private phone conversation with the phone off your ear, no headphones, and the speaker on in public, that's a public conversation now. That's an open invite, and I'm going to chime in if I have an opinion. This is now OUR disagreement about your boyfriend's spending habits.

[frownyalfred]

I know Detective!Dick isn’t a popular trope but man oh man wouldn’t it be hilarious to throw him and Jim Gordon into a fast paced multi-jurisdiction investigation between Gotham, Blüdhaven, and Metropolis where they have to work together and try so so hard not to mention the elephant in the room (Batman, who neither of them are supposed to know) or the other elephant (so far nobody in Blüdhaven PD knows Dick is Bruce Wayne’s son) and yet another elephant (Jim knows Dick is downplaying his detective skills and letting him take the lead) and to round out the herd, one more elephant (he’s still dating Babs but only as Nightwing and Jim can’t threaten Nightwing with a shotgun) and then there’s the crushing realization that they should absolutely be calling Batman but, again, neither of them “know” Batman.

[maykitz]

can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

[caucasianbuttslut]

@dionrevel PLEASE share the link.

[dionrevel]

Lol sure!!

For movies, here is the beginner's list:

Modern Civilization Essentials

Beginner's guide for getting in the loop.

And the more advanced list:

Full In the Loop

Advanced guide to getting in the loop. Supplementary to "Civilization Essentials." If a movie is on this list, then it has one of these: -Po

Not all these movies are necessarily good, but the ones that gave me small pop culture epiphanies. It made me realize that 30%-40% of the jokes from modern sitcoms are references/parodies- and these movies are their source material.

^^ This is also true for socializing. So many people I thought were naturally funny were just doing movie bits.

[I actually do have a job, I am just a big fan of lists and graphs and flow charts etc.]

[halcydaze]

@your-neighbor-bear I feel like this is something you’d RB / appreciate 👀🎬

[your-neighbor-bear]

Yes! 💕💞💖

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[edwardashley]

#particularly when its something you're not even actually into but its just so Obvious how could it Not be on ao3#but then it isnt. do you have a duty to place the fic in its rightful ecological niche just because you have the vision?#do you have to track down a perv of the appropriate disposition and gift it to them?#do you leave well enough alone even though you can See the absence like a wound in the side of Truth?

[tentacion3099]

[angelofdykeness]

I FOUND IT THANK GOD this video is so important

[blue-eyes-white-cheddar]

This is real and here is the patent. Nonconsensual data collection is detailed in column #4 on page 17.

[paper-mario-wiki]

i fucking LOVE this dude (FLESH SIMULATOR is the name of his accounts). all of his videos are full of information and tips like this, and he always has loud industrial tone music mixed poorly over him speaking to make it impossible to create a clean AI copy of his voice.

[redstonedust]

the saying about rose tinted glasses has a real truth to it. have you ever worn actual rose tinted glasses in real life. like those candy heart shapes ones. it fucking rules. you look cool AND everything looks a little bit like it has an instragram filter on it. cannot reccomend my rose tinted glasses enough #myrosetintedglasses

[thememedaddy]

[juicydangler]

shut up this is adorable

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[space-arcanist]

I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.

[the-doctored-pepper-deactivated]

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

[commandtower-solring-go]

It’s Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes