Undergeared

[mothmans-cumrag]

I took my dad to pride today. After asking him and saying what itt might entail, I made him a free dad hugs sign:

While walking there, a lot of people pointed at him and said it was a cute idea. They were right.

My (and his) personal highlights were:

A guy hugging him and saying something in Ukrainian (bc of the flag, probably)

Someone asking him if they can call him "daddy" (I had to explain to him why I started laughing. He now knows.)

Someone giving him a rose

Someone kissing him on the cheeck

A lot of people seeing me standing around awkwardly while there was a line forming in front of him and hugging me too

A guy my dad's age hugging him with tears in his eyes

A kid my age shouting "I don't have a father!", Running towards and almost tackling him

A guy in a fetish-related dog mask hugging him and clinging to him like a lifeline

Two children between eight and ten initiating a group hug with him and giggling the entire time

Everyone thanking him afterwards and a lot of people saying he gives the best hugs in the world. One guy said he'd never been hugged like that before

This guy in a moving lorry shouting and making the lorry stop driving to get a hug from my dad:

My dad said that the majority of people hugging him were either older (25-60) queer men or younger (15-25) trans people. He really loved the experience and felt like a lot of the people, especially the older guys really needed it.

Anyway we're definitely doing this again next year

[iggykoopa666]

[whycantiuseunderscore]

[only-tiktoks]

[laughingfish]

Better than 3 seasons of BBC Sherl*ck

[teaboot]

Cold open to the hottest new procedural crime show

[ichi-is-a-cat]

So a deathworld is defined by competitive shit and evolve or die and basically that stuff(forgive me I'm tired) so poisonous plants and everything is uncommon in the universe, basically the hallmark of an uninhabitable planet.

Now image your from a kind world, you see poisonous plants, venomous animals, scavenger species and you think 'damn this place is literal shit wtf???" Because that's as bad as it gets, but then there's a sentient predator species that evolved specifically to be able to eat that poisonous shit because they liked how it tastes and thinks that's somehow worse, but it can't get more bad, but no! It gets so much worse, they have microculture of bacteria in their mouth that makes their bites technically poisonous!!!!!!!!

[femerithian]

Was thinking about humans and animals

I have a puppy and cats, both of course predators with sharp pointy teeth

I let my puppy learn how to control her jaw strength by play biting

I have fun annoying my cats by poking the soft spot below their nose until they insist I stop and pet them instead (my cats are very tolerant, since I trained them to be okay around small children)

When I need to give them medicine or get something out of their mouths I force their mouths open and put my fingers in

Now imagine aliens seeing any of this

-feel free to add to this-

[siquetumismo]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS

[luckiestcloverx]

I’m at a cafe and I started crying because I had to contain my laughter at how stupidly funny this is

[adonischildsupportcase]

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

[everyone-loves-purple]

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

[fromsiberia]

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

[kittynannygaming]

Awesome

[lild3m0nsworld]

[chilewithcarnage]

there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.

[midlifecrisis2021]

Can we get popcorn and a drink to share :)

[chilewithcarnage]

we sure can buddy, we sure can

[microwaveabl]

Why do the two reblogs read like a soldier dying in their friends arms and talking about when they’ll get back home to give them a bit of comfort before they die

[sarahconnorjr]

[cute-animals-only]

[sighinastorm]

[hiddenhearthwitch]

America is truly just a third world country parading as a first world. This feels like a simulation at this point -

[dankmemeuniversity]

[guerrillatech]

[alexyquest]

It’s a boomer meme but it checks out

[hymnsofheresy]

one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed and said that her christian friends “make” her pray all the time. like what the fuck. how fucking rude can you be to make the host pray to your god. you are in their fucking house.

[strawbebbynya]

[niamhuncensored]

I say this as a former Christian

Christians will deadass claim to be oppressed but feel comfortable and safe enough to:

Force non-Christians to pray to the Christian God in their own fucking homes

Go door-to-door to proselytize

Call people to proselytize

Take classes to proselytize (my mythology teacher actually dealt with this, and now has to include a warning on the first day of class)

Cross the fucking ocean to proselytize

Openly tell people they think they are going to Hell

Insist that their beliefs should influence the law

Get all pissy if someone says this isn’t a Christian nation, but a beautifully mixed one.

Have radio stations built around their religion

Have movies based on their religion

And fucking everything else

In short, Christian Supremacy needs to be addressed and religious imperialism stopped.

[satomichi]

♥ ♥ ♥

[wayneradiotv]

me after watching this

[astrofyre]

[writing-prompt-s]

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

[mayhemandmoonlight]

@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes