Unindetified Desert Plant

[existn-t]

sleep is for the weak

i used to say

believing myself to be strong

oh what a fool i was

now finding myself desperate for just one full night of sleep

[koko2unite]

werewolves at the breeding forest: "where did my cum go!??"

me behind the tree:

[koko2unite]

the slime?? the gooey slime??? the toys for kids??

[existn-t]

arguing with @centipeedles got me to my 100th post

unbelievable

[centipeedles]

i think i stole everyone's luck this weekend im so sorry

[existn-t]

give it back :(

[centipeedles]

no get good

[existn-t]

so rude

unbelievable

and here i thought we were friends

[centipeedles]

i think i stole everyone's luck this weekend im so sorry

[existn-t]

give it back :(

[existn-t]

love it when bestie follows

wonder how long until they block me again

[existn-t]

we’re going to pretend i didn’t just repost on the wrong blog

fuuuuccccckkkkkkk

[existn-t]

silence

it’s my first week back to active tumblring

[existn-t]

this is why we can’t be friends

[existn-t]

:(

[existn-t]

love it when bestie follows

wonder how long until they block me again

[existn-t]

we’re going to pretend i didn’t just repost on the wrong blog

fuuuuccccckkkkkkk

[existn-t]

silence

it’s my first week back to active tumblring

[existn-t]

this is why we can’t be friends

[existn-t]

love it when bestie follows

wonder how long until they block me again

[existn-t]

we’re going to pretend i didn’t just repost on the wrong blog

fuuuuccccckkkkkkk

[existn-t]

silence

it’s my first week back to active tumblring

[existn-t]

love it when bestie follows

wonder how long until they block me again

[existn-t]

we’re going to pretend i didn’t just repost on the wrong blog

fuuuuccccckkkkkkk

[existn-t]

love it when bestie follows

wonder how long until they block me again

[martinifruit]

i wanna lick a cloud

do it then

coward

[existn-t]

i’m gonna lick you instead actually

[martinifruit]

ah

so you’re a freak

[existn-t]

well

yes

i believe we’ve already been over this

[martinifruit]

i wanna lick a cloud

do it then

coward

[existn-t]

i’m gonna lick you instead actually

[existn-t]

Do vampires use their fangs to puncture their prey and then suck the blood out or do their fangs function like straws

[existn-t]

that moment when you hang out with the homies so much that your mom thinks y’all be dating

[martinifruit]

🫵gay

at least the accusations are off of me now

[existn-t]

this also means my mom knows i’m gay???

when the hell did that happen?????

[martinifruit]

that’s… a good question actually

[existn-t]

yeah

because i never told her

[martinifruit]

on the other side, look at you

[existn-t]

on the other other hand

this is my mom that we’re talking about

[martinifruit]

also fair, barely sees you anyway

hmm

lots to think about

[existn-t]

still stuck on the fact that i managed to land on her very malfunctional gaydar

[martinifruit]

that is absolutely hilarious i’m sorry

side note: WHY ARE THERE MR BEAST ADDS IN THE FORTUNE COOKIES NOW

[existn-t]

HIS ADS ARE WHERE NOW?????

[martinifruit]

i’ll send a video to you and salt when i get home

[existn-t]

awesome

[existn-t]

that moment when you hang out with the homies so much that your mom thinks y’all be dating

[martinifruit]

🫵gay

at least the accusations are off of me now

[existn-t]

this also means my mom knows i’m gay???

when the hell did that happen?????

[martinifruit]

that’s… a good question actually

[existn-t]

yeah

because i never told her

[martinifruit]

on the other side, look at you

[existn-t]

on the other other hand

this is my mom that we’re talking about

[martinifruit]

also fair, barely sees you anyway

hmm

lots to think about

[existn-t]

still stuck on the fact that i managed to land on her very malfunctional gaydar

[martinifruit]

that is absolutely hilarious i’m sorry

side note: WHY ARE THERE MR BEAST ADDS IN THE FORTUNE COOKIES NOW

[existn-t]

HIS ADS ARE WHERE NOW?????

[existn-t]

that moment when you hang out with the homies so much that your mom thinks y’all be dating

[martinifruit]

🫵gay

at least the accusations are off of me now

[existn-t]

this also means my mom knows i’m gay???

when the hell did that happen?????

[martinifruit]

that’s… a good question actually

[existn-t]

yeah

because i never told her

[martinifruit]

on the other side, look at you

[existn-t]

on the other other hand

this is my mom that we’re talking about

[martinifruit]

also fair, barely sees you anyway

hmm

lots to think about

[existn-t]

still stuck on the fact that i managed to land on her very malfunctional gaydar

[existn-t]

that moment when you hang out with the homies so much that your mom thinks y’all be dating

[martinifruit]

🫵gay

at least the accusations are off of me now

[existn-t]

this also means my mom knows i’m gay???

when the hell did that happen?????

[martinifruit]

that’s… a good question actually

[existn-t]

yeah

because i never told her

[martinifruit]

on the other side, look at you

[existn-t]

on the other other hand

this is my mom that we’re talking about