Untitled for now

Not sure what to put here but hey! How's it going?

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[knifearo]

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

[floralasshat]

At first I read “as an optometrist” and was just ready to accept the statement as is like oh yeah maybe some kind of pun about if people’s views weren’t clouded by hatred and biases they could be normal about aro and aspec in general but then I reread it was like “sigh, time for my nearsighted ass to go back to the optometrist.”

[knifearo]

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where all these beautiful aromantic people get to go to the optometrist

[squidong]

misread aromanticism as astigmatism

[earhartsease]

some of you need to get new aspecs

[bloodyveinsoflove]

I feel genuinely sorry for non-Brazilians (at least non-latinos, I guess) because wdym the rest of the world can’t understand that “olhinhos de jabuticaba” (little jabuticaba eyes, if you will) is the absolute on point description of cats’ blown out pupils when they’re hunting?

Assuming the odd possibility that someone will actually see this, please be introduced to jabuticaba. I rest my case

[ntrider]

mysterious pink haired girl I'm playing games with at a friend's birthday party: I thought you'd be better at this when they hyped you up as such a good player. I'm not losing by that much

me, trying to find out what button combination leads to me licking her face in their bathroom: I'm not using my full power because I'm still analyzing your movements. you know, like Goku

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

Goku doesn't do that.

[ntrider]

Goku deliberately goes easy on people to analyze their fighting style in like 10 fights minimum

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

list them in order

[ntrider]

chapter 92

chapter 103

chapter 129

chapter 183

chapter 309 (kind of)

chapter 403 gohan acknowledges this is a thing goku does

and then there's the Vegeta fight in Buu saga which was him holding back but for entirely different reasons

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

[crazysodomite]

which oomfs want to do this together?

[sabrebash]

Fanart of Them:

[norglomofnit]

@animals-with-fan-art

[rockpapertheodore]

You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

[0mniscy]

(Animated) Artfight attack on @kettle-bird with Jackass Jenny!!

[necarion]

They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.

Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.

We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[blarg2429]

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

there’s boobs somewhere deep in my computer but I reserve looking at them for my phone

my computer is for writing emails and pirating cartoons

[tra-nnyliquor]

tbh eggs are tasty, nutritious, and can be prepared in various different ways depending on your preference

[charl0ttan]

okay i need to confess ive been the demiurge this whole time. i know it sounds bad folks but come on i just wanted to plaaayyy

[bfwonho]

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

[filmphotofranz]

[lakemojave]

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

[amiya-shirou]

(Guy who has only read the manga of Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind and hasn't really watched Miyazaki's other movies) yeah I love the #ghibli aesthetic

[samusblewupmyplanet]

#aesthetic #comfy vibes

[deadpowol]

[followthebluebell]

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

[catchymemes]

[caterpilleee]

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.