[Written and directed by: Phoebe Waller-Bridge]

25, He/Him, Bisexual, Teacher (like actually, genuinely, what the heck)

[anik]

i love this guy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[homunculus-argument]

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

[dreamsareliminalspaces-deactiva]

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

[homunculus-argument]

That was also me.

[adeline-wheat]

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

[homunculus-argument]

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

[lastoneout]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

[renthony]

Going to a talk with a panel of queer librarians and archivists today. Going to make very big, wet eyes at the head archivist and ask if she needs volunteers to help sort the backlog of queer history materials that I have been told exists at the local museum.

[renthony]

Me during the q&a section: "I've always wanted to do archival work, but I dropped out of university and had a lot of academic doors close on me. How can I get involved?"

Every single archivist on the panel: *laser eyes activated* What you're gonna do is come get our contact info after the panel. We need volunteers soooo bad.

SUCCESS.

[renthony]

I left with five different people's contact info and a lead on an internship opportunity. Go to the events at your local library if you can, my friends. 🥰

[pansy2025]

what they don’t tell you is you have to be so so careful when you listen to music because sometimes ☝️ it will reflect your experiences

[empire-of-light]

if any of you fuckers put that new Harry Potter show on my dash I am blocking your ass

[prokopetz]

Bamboozling the AI boner detector by giving my OC a really short cock.

[prokopetz]

@bjrdy00 replied:

…the AI boner detector?

Some platforms whose terms of service permit "artistic nudity" use AI image analysis to identify depictions of erect penises. I'm being 100% literal there.

[prokopetz]

@secondwhisper replied:

hoodwinking the AI boner detector by exclusively catering to erectile dysfunction fetishists

I once bumped into an artist who successfully argued that their drawings of trans women frotting should be allowed on a platform with an "artistic nudity only" rule by pointing out that a. the penises in question were clearly flaccid, and b. according to the strict letter of the site's content rules, an image which depicted neither erect penises nor acts involving bodily fluids or orifices was by definition non-sexual. It was one of the most inspiring acts of rules-lawyering I've ever encountered.

[buzzfeedreader]

[injuries-in-dust]

[terryfphanatics]

@caitallolovesyou

[seveneightmine]

Some pictures of Flame w/ her chicks❤️

[weepycat]

my brother sent me this photo of his cat and i’m gonna lose my mind. he looks like a kingdom hearts character 

[weepycat]

i swear to god. every time he sends me a text about this fucking cat, i feel like i’m gonna die

[kushblazer666]

[kris-from-undertale]

cishet blahaj

[mousidy]

top 9 facts about yourself you probably already knew:

#9: on March 17th, 2026 you will bear witness to the mangled corpse of God

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

[all-the-good-usernames]

Oh boy todays the day!

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

[kedreeva]

I dunno about god but last night we definitely had a stand off to produce a mangled corpse one way or another

[sweet4ngell]

[they-thespian666]

Alternate image for this scenario

[miscling]

being a maid for the tgirl mansion is such a weird thing sometimes.

the hounds have been fighting out back, so it has to clean up the bloodstains from the patio. the littles were playing toys and have left them strewn all over the place when they went for naptime. at least the dolls aren't so messy, but sometimes they do forget to pick up their cups after having tea. the drones have been sat in a brainwashing circle in the mail hall for the last three hours which is in the way but they've barely moved a muscle. meanwhile, the forcefem basement needs the make-up supplies cleaning and reorganising, and it'll be the sixth time this week it'll need to call a plumber to repair the radiators. the catgirls are no help, but they are having fun watching from the balcony, and if the puppygirls don't stop running around while it's trying to clean up one of them is gonna trip on the squeaky toys. good news is that it can just grab the stick and throw it out back and they'll all chase it. the games room needs a window cracking open: the musk sluts might enjoy the smell but it's unhealthily hot in there. it also takes forever to gather all the rope, paddles, chains, restraints, muzzles, floggers, and so on and so forth from all over the mansion, but it's worth it to make things as easy as possible for the dommes, witches, handlers, owners, and assorted dommy sorts who live here too.

there's a lot of work to do, to say the least.

[ivy-michaels]

Hydrolysis: Chemical decomposition with water

Thermolysis: Chemical decomposition with heat

Radiolysis: Chemical decomposition with radioactivity

Electrolysis: Chemical decomposition with electricity

Analysis: Chemical decomposition with your asshole

Pyrolysis: Chemical decomposition with fire

[qqchurch]

oh, is that why there's some art I see where someone's doing that diamond shape and whatever's in the diamond is different from everything else?

[boybeetles]

Dom Millennial doing pup play calling the sub a ‘pupper’ or ‘fur baby’

[petzah394again]

Such a hecking good pupper for me

[emrakulsstrongestkitty]

Millennial kittygirl sub who says "I can haz cock?"