I'm all over the place

Tim Drake is a messy bitch and I love him. Also: Min Yoongi 💜

[carpe-aurore]

[morganbritton132]

The funniest aspect of a child crime fighter is that sometimes they’re going to run into something that makes no sense because they don’t have the life experience. Because they’re nine.

Like Robin runs into a guy who works for The Penguin and the guy just throws his hands up like, “Don’t hit! I’m not an enforcer. I’m an accountant.”

Robin:

Robin, squaring up: I don’t know what that is.

[disastertwins9000]

bat-shenanigans

they’re the hero’s gothem deserves…?? maybe??

[messrsage]

sirius sending remus an "i love you" text and getting an "i love you too?" back only to realise he'd accidentally texted regulus instead of remus bc their names are too close in his contact list and now he feels bad bc he hadn't meant to text regulus and regulus not only replied but said it back and goddamn it now he's crying

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

oh so you like causing strangers on the internet pain ok

[aphrcdites]

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

[eyesclosed-blinktwice]

i don't know which interpretation is more heartbreaking: the idea that Poseidon shows up when Sally sacrifices the leftover milkshake (even though is not a "sacrifice" per say) because he's just looking for an excuse to go to her OR the very act of Sally calling him being the sacrifice because seeing him and being reminded of him is so painful

[handsmotif]

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

[icantthinkofanamesothiswilldo]

A bunch of the Justice League’s villains work together to capture the league and when someone asks where Captain Marvel is, his villains point over at Billy Batson, a scrawny underfed 10 year old child, and so everyone is like, “Bro what the fuck that is very clearly not Captain Marvel” and his villains are like, “Trust me it is” and then try to get Billy to show everyone but Billy starts panicking because he doesn’t know what to do in this situation and ends up just doing what any 10 year old would do when they’ve been kidnapped by their arch-nemeses and can’t fight them off without revealing that they’re a child to their superhero coworkers, and bursts out into tears while trying to act like a completely normal 10 year old and so now everyone is just glaring at his villains like, “What the fuck guys" while they’re desperately trying to get Billy to Shazam

[rap--skullion]

Better: Billy knows exactly what’s going on but cries anyway. In fact he can do it at the drop of a hat because being scrawny ten year old orphan tears got a better reaction than trying to fight.

This is why his his villains hate him.

He does this three times a week.

[icantthinkofanamesothiswilldo]

[under-the-arch]

[for-k-is-king]

@under-palemoonlight

[awakecorgi704-deactivated202007]

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

[tylerposey]

My reputation isn’t entirely unfounded.

[eyesclosed-blinktwice]

as soon as i saw this in shadow and bone s2 ALL i could think about was how much wesper is Jegulus coded like TELL ME THATS NOT JAMES POTTER AND REGULUS BLACK

[hxuse-xf-black]

Sirius: This is a hard escape room. Walburga: This is a family dinner.

[dogstarmoonheart]

marauders snapchat pt.7(??) very good very nice 😮‍💨

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[4remus]

“my favorite harry potter movie is the prisoner of azkaban” i know who you are.

[milleeeeeee]

looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you; Remus

looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll; Sirius

looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll; James

looks like could kill you, would kill you; Regulus

[hartrathaway]

according to all known laws of batman, a robin should not fight crime. batman hates child endangerment. the robin, of course, fights crime anyways, because robin doesn't care what batman thinks.

[carf-writes]

@unfortunatelyhereagain

the problem is bruce keeps adopting kids who are exactly like him because 'if i had my way this bitch would be at home, in bed, asleep' is exactly how alfred feels about bruce

[unfortunatelyhereagain]

what is superhero fan drama if not an endless of cycle of begging these bitches be at home, asleep

[greelin]

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

[nerdhut]