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old gods are waking
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No words exist to cover how badly I want to see this whole thing now
I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier
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We need shittable cities (actively maintained public restrooms).
A city without well-maintained restrooms is a city where many of the chronically ill cannot leave their homes, and where the homeless are criminalized for bodily functions. If I had a nickel for every day I haven’t gone somewhere with friends because I didn’t know the bathroom situation, I’d have enough to put in a sock and beat a couple of billionaires to death.
I literally can't visit Seattle anymore for this reason. I am glad I didn't move there.
American Restroom Association does a lot of good advocacy for things like this, and Project for Sanitation Justice maps out public toilets in the San Diego area. This article has a few more suggestions for places to start.
And for the people who seem convinced that leaving bathrooms open 24/7 is dangerous, you know what else is dangerous? Cholera.
Other people who need public restrooms:
Rideshare, taxi, and private drivers
Delivery drivers
Postal carriers
Children
Tourists
Anyone who likes to just walk around on a nice day
for years, but especially during covid, mail people and delivery drivers didn’t have anywhere to use the restroom. we always told them they can use the restroom at our house. we had so many people stop in, even when we weren’t on their route that day, because they were absolutely desperate. we still get people sometimes but nothing compared to how it was during covid when all the restaurants and cafes were closed.
far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes
Gut punch after gut punch
when you're camping in the forest but you need wood to keep warm 😏
Before the Tumblr porn ban, I was getting untagged robot dick on my dashboard on a near-daily basis.
Now, I'm getting untagged clown girl inflation, often from the very same people who used to be all about robot dick.
It's not like I didn't know that banning porn never actually gets rid of the porn, it just makes the porn weirder, but I don't think I've ever seen that principle illustrated quite so starkly.
untagged robot clown girl dick inflation is the obvious next step. I'm already creating horrors elsewhere, who wants to take this one
I know this almost certainly isn't what you're picturing, but I just had a vivid mental image of a robot whose pneumatic dick's compressor is on the blink, and the robot's clown girl partner attempting to remedy the situation by inflating the robot's dick with a bicycle pump.
it definitely wasn't, but this is far, far funnier, especially the part where the pump's hose comes free because the clown girl is going hog wild with the plunger and the robot flies around in the air propelled by the deflation of their dick making a comical fweeeeeeee sound
yeah well he had me in the second half too
oh this was absolutely the wrong blog
To this day the fact that there’s people out there who think masturbating is a form of cheating is one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard
this is one of the ways fundamentalist christian heterosexuality is actually really kinky because theyre literally like you need to save all your cum to breed me auuughhh. except theyre dead serious about it
i dont think its talked about enough that it is so hard to be disabled and into bdsm. so shoutout to everyone else who cant do long sessions, or use rope tightly, or do anything their heart desires because of a disability. i get it. you are not alone.
also. adapt your kink spaces to fit your needs. use a yoga chaise for riding and doggystyle to help with pain or holding oneself up, if your shoulders dislocate like mine, cuff your hands in front instead of the back, have a partner that knows what to do and to stop if you fall unconscious, seize, or are in pain, and most importantly, speak up, take breaks.
your disabled body matters!!! (and so do your kinks)
thank you for everyone reblogging for adding your own advice!! you are definitely helping me find new ideas :>
“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back
i’m screaming
I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.
Yall are missing the best fucking part
This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye