Product Placement
The Stonewall Inn
𓃗
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
occasionally subtle
Mike Driver
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
todays bird
Interview Vampire Daily
if i look back, i am lost
macklin celebrini has autism
Sade Olutola
izzy's playlists!
No title available
hello vonnie
taylor price
Monterey Bay Aquarium
No title available
$LAYYYTER
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Chile
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Brazil
seen from Germany
seen from Romania
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Norway
seen from France
@fallingelevation
jan smit looking at jan smit looking at rocks
fyi, Jan Smit is the paleontologist who originally noticed high levels of iridium in the Cretaceous-Paleogene Boundary sediments (now known as the K-Pg Boundary) and hypothesized the Giant Asteroid Impact Theory as the reason dinosaurs went extinct!
and as far as I know he's still out there, looking at rocks.
Otra víctima el Chupacabra
I love how borzoi are basically just length with absolutely zero width, I'm guessing so they won't catch the wind when hunting
my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster
Blanket coming off on a very cold morning.
When you’re walking around in your socks and step in a wet spot
When you're a decomposed dead knight and someone came and took your fucking armor just do display it next to your bones.
Can't express how stress free being open minded is.
Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.
Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.
Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.
Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.
Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.
It's just... idk man. People are weird. Being a person is weird. Society is weird. The universe is weird. Rather than having to "normalize" everything, just accept that some people are weird. So are you. Nothing is normal. the rules are all made up. I once saw a Klingon pushing a baby stroller down the street in toronto. The world is a weird place, man. Just roll with it.
i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??
you know what understandable have a good day
Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster
synonyms
Bestie
Confirmed creature post
i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure
Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation
Here is your mission.
TSLA hit its all time high of $488.50 on 15 DEC 2024. To reach of a price of $114.00 would be a 76.7% drop. That's huge, right?
Yeah well, when I checked the price just now (12 MAR 2025 @ 1:31 PM EDT), TSLA is currently trading at $250.85. That's down 48.6% from the high.
Babes, we're already nearly two-thirds of the way there.
TSLA $114.00. I believe this is where I say 'like to charge, reblog to cast.'
some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:
Point Defiance Steps
Mates
Rising Tides
Vashon Steps
WOVEN TAPESTRIES???
WOVEN TAPESTRIES?!?
I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit
*waking up with a sore neck* where are my goddamn spell slots
i know we joke about tumblr's aging user base but shit. yall are really going through it huh
I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
Just don't fly too close to the sun.
Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant
he understands the website your honour
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what i’m doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”
You're failing.
You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
Achievement Unlocked:
Lightning Bait
You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
It just keeps going. Hey op, would like a shovel to dig that grave a little bit faster?
*yelling out from 12 foot hole* NO THANK YOU
I'm personally offended that you didn't mention Hestia, given how many times I've mentioned her on this post alone, as well as the obvious fact that Hestia is Bestia™
I’m absolutely DYING at the mix up between Zeus and Odin. Can you imagine those two switching places?
MAN FUCJING WHATEVER. LIGHTNING BOYS
afaik odin doesn't have lightning powers and the kratos you're thinking of is a video game character who has close to no actual basis in mythology
Also did OP play God of War? Bc you have to kill Ares in the first game. That's how Kratos becomes the God of War. The game was originally named for the revenge quest you have against the antagonist, Ares, the God of War. So. Familiarity with the God of War videogame franchise should inform a person that Kratos is not, in fact, the God of War in the Greek mythological canon.
….i have not played god of war
“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own
malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's
We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.
👆It's is the only way to save the economy
whoa, dude, he’s so excellent!
whoa, who dude?
the dude reading this, dude!
dude, that’s me!
i know, dude!!!
dude!!!
dude!!!
remember kids
