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[theniceandaccurategoodomensblog]

I’m writing a missing scenes from season 3 fic. First two chapters are up.

This is my imagining of the scenes and snippets that are noticeably missing from season three, my what-could-have-been with a full six-episode season. Everything that is canon is treated as canon, even if it hurts but I’ll do my best to make things make a whole lot more sense and hurt whole lot less. Is this the story that was originally intended by Terry and Neil? Is it what the six-episodes would have been? I’ve no idea. But I’m hoping it’ll be closer to the season three that we and they deserved. I’m guaranteeing a love confession and another kiss.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[t8oo]

broooooooooo i finally watched the movies. i finally did it. time to die

[icantspellthings]

I need Jim to teach Spock how to run please dear god his shrimp running position is crazy

[chazchaschad]

Spock running horribly compilation

[spicyshimmy-blog]

jim kirk’s snapchat account though, it would be amazing

him posing with the gorn like “aint easy being green” and one of his salad making a frowny face with tomato eyes and a red pepper slice mouth all “thanks a lot BONES”

and then a series of him posing in his tight red exercise pants sent to spock’s account with text like “SPOCK WHAT DO YOU THINK” different angle ”ARE THEY REGULATION STANDARD” another angle ”TOO SMALL OR JUST RIGHT?” from behind “OFFICIAL FIRST OFFICER THOUGHTS?” 

[heatheerly-blog]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

folks go download your old man yaoi slow burns enemies to lovers whump porn without plot angst men crying idiots in love crack fluff coffee shop au feelings realization hurt/comfort dubious consent non-con fix-it dead dove do not eat

[tosthylafics]

For words upon words upon beautiful words, download Spice by eimeo and Sha Ka Ree by ThereBeWhalesHere - 20 hours will not be enough time.

[trekkie-smut]

Dude anything by @therebewhaleshere is immediately either: really hot, absolutely heartbreaking, or some combination of the two. But what it will always be is fantastically written.

(I have yet to read "sha ka ree" bc I'm scared it's going to end with an unhappy ending, and I can not do that bc I'm soft–)

[onedamnminuteadmiral]

😭😭😭😭😭 THANK YOU!!!! I am so honored you like my fics 😭 And I can promise SKR has a happy ending! I like my angst, but it never lasts ahahaha!

[falsepremise]

@trekkie-smut I am envious - you get to read sha ka ree for the first time! Stop whatever you are doing and read it now.

[uss-emberprise]

Somebody take photoshop away from me

[datamybeloveddd]

alright man. sure. we're really just saying things now. alright mr. heterosexual man

this is definitely a Reasonable amount of sad

for context he's actually talking to this fucker:

but like. come on dude. the spirk parallels. fuck

(episode is Metamorphosis, S2E9)

[adestroy]

Um. HR?

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

"Vulcans do not lie" is my favourite fact about Vulcans that Vulcans made up

[falsepremise]

It is the most brilliant lie ever.

Do you think the Vulcan who came up with it went back to Vulcan and said, ‘hey guys I told them we couldn’t lie… and they bought it!’

And the other Vulcans started softly sniggering and the first Vulcan was like, ‘don’t laugh I said we don’t do that either!’

[vedurnan-archive]

[onedamnminuteadmiral]

[kyrafic]

UM, ATTN PLS. Look what my 7-year-old drew me!!! Fanartists, new pal incoming.

[gaytricorder]

i love in fics where kirk discovers he can communicate telepathically with spock because of their bond and then he’s just excitedly screaming random ass thoughts at spock all day and spock just gives him a pained look and thinks like “jim, ashayam, please there is no need to shout i can hear you”

[falsepremise]

I wrote a Star Trek X Good Omens crossover! Space and ineffable husbands all in one fic.

Two hundred years in the future, Aziraphale and Crowley travel to the nebula that Crowley created for a romantic holiday, and they manage to hitch a ride on the USS Enterprise. Aziraphale finds James T. Kirk is even nicer in real life than on the news reels, and he can’t help but notice the way he L ooks at his First Officer… Aziraphale decides that some matters require one to be a little bold.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/74916546/chapters/195729446

[gratefulturbot]

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

[spevvy]

Oh you mean Spirk?

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

i was gonna say “wow, they’re really pushing the came back wrong trope because buffy keeps repeating the exact phrase” until i googled and realise the phrase “came back wrong” literally originates from buffy. this show is like the modern shakespeare

[aphony-cree]

in 2004 a thread started on buffistas.org to discuss tropes used in Buffy and other Whedonverse shows. At the time there were no formal names for most tropes so users assigned them names based on the scenes they were discussing. This thread inspired one of the site members to start the website TVTropes.org

Most of the listings on TVtropes were named after scenes and quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[theclockworkjudas]

Friends to Lovers? Buffy

Enemies to Lovers? Buffy

Slowburn? Buffy

Hurt/comfort? Buffy

There was only one Bed? Buffy

Fuck or Die?... Star trek actually

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Expectation: Most of the horny ones come from Buffy

Reality: star trek

[gaytricorder]

it’s giving bella and edward

[wulfhalls]

[tomatopine]

That was normal.

[falsepremise]

It’s so normal. Why does anyone ever think there’s something between them anyway?

[sidetrek]

can tumblr PLEASE help me find this one-off panel from (I think, maybe, an AOS comic) that features a bunch of TOS Kirks, like alternate universe TOS Kirks, and one of them is wearing a pink sort-of magical girl outfit? Or at least like a tits-out superhero outfit? Does anyone know what I'm talking about or did I hallucinate this

[cosmiccodychaos]

this one?

[sidetrek]

no he was male presenting in the panel i'm thinking of! One was sitting at a table, with a bunch of other alt Kirks standing around him, and one of those alt kirks had like a skimpy pink(?) superhero outfit on that i'm probably misremembering as magical girl. Like I want to say it juuuust covered his nips and groin area lmao

[falsepremise]

No idea what you are referencing but god does it sound right.