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Faye • she/her • waaaay over 18 aka @fayes-fics

[thegentlemanstar]

this site gets accused of being way too usamerican a lot but i wonder what the actual proportion is

are you usamerican

yes

no

some other nuanced answer (pls elaborate in the tags i’m nosy)

Remaining time: 1 day 6 hours

[dailycatsblog]

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[unholyblissafterdark]

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[chryza]

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

[teamhawkeye]

We put glow collars on the dogs when we walk them at night, and it is Extremely™️ effective on Boswell

[faye-tale]

☆ put this star in the inbox of your favorite blogs. it's time to spread positivity ! 🌷

Hi lovely!

Aww that’s so kind. 🥹🥹🫶 TYSM. I hope you are well. 😁🧡🧡

[faye-tale]

I'm bored. So here are some Sunday Funday questions for you to entertain me with. Fair warning, they are going to be very random.

What's one life skill you're so glad you have?

What is the superior form of potato?

If you could live anywhere, real or fiction, where would it be?

What is your celebration beverage of choice?

What's your most frequent unhinged lazy dinner?

What's your current niche obsession?

Hi lovely! 👋

Ooh fun! Love a random questions ask ngl 🫶

What's one life skill you're so glad you have?

Hmmm maybe a good sense of direction? I never really get lost, even without gps. I generally know which direction is north. Like a bird lol

What is the superior form of potato?

Dauphinoise

If you could live anywhere, real or fiction, where would it be?

I’m not one to want to live in a fictional land tbh. I’ll have a house in Vermont and one in London pls.

What is your celebration beverage of choice?

A quality or quirky cocktail. Bourbon or Mezcal based ideally. I like smoky and spicy.

What's your most frequent unhinged lazy dinner?

It’s not unhinged, but toast and cheese? I can’t think of something that is both unhinged and lazy lol. A big Chocolate bar maybe lol?

What's your current niche obsession?

Gosh I don’t think I have one, which sort of makes me sad. My Bridgerton era might be over. 👀 I’ve been low key obsessed with Taskmaster for about 8 yrs, if that counts lol. I’m not sure that’s niche. Oh wait! MAPS. I’ve always loved them. Check this out, I adore it: https://www.londonunderground.live

Thanks for your ask lovely. Hope your Sunday is chilled, rather than too boring. 😁🧡🧡

[z0ruas]

Middle-aged women are dangerous because they have nothing left to lose. They have played by the rules—be pretty, be pleasing, be quiet—and they have discovered that the rules do not protect them. So they stop playing. And that terrifies those who still believe the game is real.

- Victoria Dutchman-Smith, "Hags: The Demonisation of Middle-Aged Women"

[punkrock-bottom]

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

[vunblr]

Tagging Game

Tagged by @soelstress

Tag people you would like to know better!

Last song: Turn the Page - Metallica

Favourite colour: Green.

Currently Watching:  The Boys S5. And, I want to start watching Virgin River, but there are 7 seasons of it, and I just need a little push.

Currently Reading: The Devils, by Joe Abercrombie.

Current Obsession: Still Bucky.

Currently Working On: The next chapter of Wanted, a project I can't disclose, and munching on the idea of an Alpha!Soldat.

Last Google Search: "Frozen" themed cakes for my kiddo's birthday party.

Npt: @starling-in-the-sky @wildflowersandvibranium @averdaydreams

@sjsmith56 @emma-frxst and -I'm doubting if I tagged you in this one already, but just to be sure- @its-in-the-woods

[sjsmith56]

Tagging Game

Tagged by @vunblr

Tag people you would like to know better.

Last song: In the Air Tonight- Phil Collins

Favourite colour: Blue

Currently watching: I don’t watch a lot of TV as I’m usually writing.

Currently reading: Project Hail Mary, by Andy Weir

Current obsession: Bucky Barnes

Currently working: a one shot prequel to A Single Day, a longer novel Two Minutes (currently on Wattpad and AO3), and a shorter multi-part fiction Personal Affairs (on AO3), soon to be posted here.

Last Google search: The Other Bennet Sister

Npt: @steelandvibranium @winterslove1917 @ozwriterchick @massivescissorsthingperson

[steelandvibranium]

Tagged by @sjsmith56 Thank you, Darling! <3

Last Song: (I Just) Died In Your Arms - Any Given Sin

Favorite Color: Green

Currently Watching: Doing a rewatch of The Grand Tour

Currently Reading: Nothing at the moment, just finished reading The Green Mile by Stephen King (i've lost track of how many times i've read this book and i cry every time)

Current Obsession: Resident Evil

Currently Working On: Under the Stars (Carlos Oliveira x reader)

Last Google Search: water pump for 2005 dodge ram (my truck is getting old lol)

NPT : @phoenix-in-writing @stanmarvelous @emmathefanficgal @venigrantrogers @semper-nox @midnightsummerrain @leavemealoneplzs @sassandscribbles @daydreamgoddess14 @drabblesandsnippets @lady-legolas-greenleaf

[lady-legolas-greenleaf]

Thanks for the tag @steelandvibranium 💗

Last Song:

Haha you can tell they're my favorite band because they were who I was listening to the last time I did a tag like this 😂🥰

Favorite Color: Pink 🩷

Currently Watching: Futurama

Currently Reading: well it's Polin week so I've been reading Polin fanfics (what's new 😂) and might reread Romancing Mr. Bridgerton in honor of it 🫶🏼

Current Obsession: still LotR 💚

Currently Working On: finding a new job

Last Google Search: when Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair is getting a 4k/Blu-ray release

NPT: @dear-lady-eowyn @faye-tale @undyinglokiagain @ashley-slashley @bingewatchingmylifegoby @a-breath-of-pipeweed 🩷

[faye-tale]

Thanks for tagging me @lady-legolas-greenleaf

Last Song:

Favourite colour: navy blue or teal

Currently watching: Taskmaster s21 e1! So glad it’s back 🎉

Currently reading: last thing I read was beta reading a fic for a friend

Current obsession: not sure I have one tbh

Currently working on: myself, slowly

Last google search: Verizon fios outage. We lost WiFi last night.

I won’t tag anyone in particular, but have a go if you fancy it

[taskmastersource]

He's so famous.

TASKMASTER 21x01, "Cube is Good"

[faye-tale]

Item: The Scream Rarity: ⏶ Common

What is the scariest game you've ever played?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I don’t play games mate 🤷‍♀️ unless you count puzzle games

[emryses]

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[evie-carnahan]

Parks and Recreation 6.20 "One in 8,000"

[likecharity]

Taskmaster 17x03: Some Impropriety?