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Married couples in Stardew Valley: I haven't felt that spark of love with my wife in years...
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Married couples in Fields of Mistria: Look farmer, my husband brought me on a dinner date! He's just the sweetest.
Married couples in Stardew Valley: I haven't felt that spark of love with my wife in years...
anyway. sorry farmers
Ooo, I love the idea of this ship! If FoM had a rivals dynamic I would love for them to end up together if the farmer marries someone else. Same thing with Valen x Juniper.
It's all in the body language, you see,
This mom sounds so unpleasant to be around idk why her daughter even invited her in the first place
I think my found the comment that perfectly sums up why this lady got on my nerves so much
(Also link to the og post)
genitalia ā gender even in lizards tho
"I have been supportive and shown only mild frustration" (about the daughter being ace and child-free) is a phrase that speaks volumes.
Room Reference Master Post
Rapunzel's Room (and balcony) (there are two separate links here)
Eugene's Room
Varian's Lab (and storage room) (only one link)
Lance's Room
The Caravan
Gothel's Cottage
The Counsel Room
Kiera and Catalina's Treehouse
I present you my "Donnie, the Emotionless, Absolutely Never Crying Badboy" collection:
and, of course:
Yep, definitively no emotions here!
So it looks like NaNoWriMo are happy to have AI as part of their community. Miss me with that bullshit. Generative artificial intelligence is an active threat to creativity and the livelihoods of hundreds of thousands of people in creative fields.
Please signal boost this so writers can make an informed choice about whether to continue to take part in such a community.
It may not be obvious to all, but once you take a look at who's sponsoring this year, everything becomes clear:
ProWritingAid is a planet-destroying, plagiarism-enabled generative AI [sic] company.
I suggest everyone just deletes their accounts, if they have one - they'll soon realise how fucking idiotic this move is. I've already deleted mine and I know of at least one pro writer (Daniel JosƩ Older) who's stepped down from the company's Writers Board.
Oh, and this is their further justification for this bullshit nonsense:
So yeah, if you've got an account, I'd think seriously about deleting it and never going near that shit again.
@caxycreations
Oh FUCK that, yeah I'll warn her.
Bloody hell. I love the concept of "National Novel Writing Month" but they keep making it harder and harder for me to justify keeping my account open.
And I don't want to delete it. I like seeing my stats. I've got tracking data on there from 2015.
*long, hard sigh*
Gonna have to though, aren't I. Fuck AI.
#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden
[Image: short twitter thread by Ela Bambust š³ļøāā§ļø @Elamimaxima . It reads,
"Men want basic praise for doing the most basic of household tasks". Hot take but everyone does, but society has taught us that housekeeping is a woman's job and should be thankless. Ideally you both go "babe look I did the kitchen" with "holy shit that's awesome thanks" as a response
"but it's your house too!" And??? Human beings thrive on praise for overcoming struggles even when they're small.
/End thread. End description.]
Nahhhh not a therapist saying this what do you think you get paid for
fandom therapist turns out to be high school mean girl more at 10
doc davis actually isnāt associated with the tiktok userāand theyāre really salty about the video
oh g o d, NO jlsfdlksfdjkjsdfkjlsdfjlksdf BRUH
Reblog this version. The response of the real doctor is very important as well as the keymash.
2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]
Iām reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.
In the first gif, what youāre seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. Thatās a heavy bird, and heās got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trumpās arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesnāt get hurt.
In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trumpās hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.
Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trumpās proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.
Good bird.
Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off
This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!
i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently
#literally genuinely truly people need to stop stereotyping 'ugly' nerd guys like this because it's extremely old#I can tell you right now you're more likely to get a rancid opinion out of a rich conventionally attractive dude just statistically#also stop using people's photographs to make mean jokes when you don't even fucking know the person thanks bye
Jerry Messing āthe fedora guyās GoFundMe. The face of the neck beard memes for many years and decades of how that affected his life. Disabled by covid and a coma and after his mums passing he has recently upped his donation goal after being forced to move (inability to afford rising rent prices and accommodations like a ramp)
Hi, my name is Patti Stiles and I'm fund raising for my son, Jerry Messing,⦠Patti P. Stiles needs your support for Revovery from Covid comp
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So! This is a perfect case study in situations where you should be wary of misinformation.
Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?
The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!
This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.
Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:
Don't have enough space to plant full trees, or
Don't have enough time to plant trees and wait for them to grow up.
The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.
The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).
Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.
So yeah, there's actually quite a lot of places that would like these. Lots of people currently breathing in terrible quality air would much rather have their boring city benches replaced with really fucking cool algae tanks that clean the air and can be used to help create + sustain future green spaces in cities. I dunno about you, but I'd take that over a dumb metal bench any day. Put these at every bus stop and I'd be delighted.
can ppl pls reblog this version
Negotiate Early, Negotiate Often
The unknown Sith lit his lightsaber, one end, then both, revealing it to be a saberstaff.
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan activated their own lightsabers, then Obi-Wan frowned slightly.
āJust curious,ā he said. āBut whatās your name? I just realized Iām only thinking of you as āthe Sithā.ā
āMy name is Maul,ā the Zabrak replied. āDarth Maul. I am your end, Jedi.ā
āHmm, debatable,ā Obi-Wan replied. āWe donāt actually know yet and thatās the point of this lightsaber battle. As soon as we get around to starting it, anyway.ā
My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.
I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think āWell, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot moreā so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that ā10ā is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said ā6ā because I thought āWell, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.ā
I searched and searched for the post this graphic was from, and the OP deactivated, but I kept the graphic, because my BFF does the same thing, uses her imagination to come up with the worst pain she can imagine and pegs herĀ ā10ā³ there, and so is like, well, Iām conscious, so this must be a 5, and then the doctors donāt take her seriously. (And she then does things like driving herself to the hospital while in the process of giving birth. Probably should have called an ambulance for that one!)
So I found this and sent it to her. Because this is what they want to know: how badly is this pain affecting you? Not on a scale ofĀ ānothingā toĀ āhow Iād imagine itād feel if bears were eating my still-living guts while I was on fireā.Ā
I hate reposting stuff, but Iāll never find that post again and OP is deactivated, so, hereās a repost. I can delete this later, i just wanted to get it to you and I canāt embed images in a chat or an ask.Ā
This is possibly why it took several weeks to diagnose my fractured spine.
Pain Scale transcription:
10 - I am in bed and I canāt move due to my pain. I need someone to take me to the emergency room because of my pain.
9 - My pain is all that I can think about. I can barely move or talk because of my pain.
8 - My pain is so severe that it is difficult to think of anything else. Talking and listening are difficult.
7 - I am in pain all the time. It keeps me from doing most activities.
6 - I think about my pain all of the time. I give up many activities because of my pain.
5 - I think about my pain most of the time. I cannot do some of the activities I need to do each day because of the pain.
4 - I am constantly aware of my pain but can continue most activities.
3 - My pain bothers me but I can ignore it most of the time.
2 - I have a low level of pain. I am aware of my pain only when I pay attention to it.
1 - My pain is hardly noticeable.
0 - I have no pain.
Itās also really important to get this kind of scale to people who have chronic pain, because chronic pain drastically lowers your perception of howĀ ābadā any kind of pain actually is, and yet something like this pain scale is extremely user friendly.Ā
For example, if someone asked me how much pain Iām in at any given time, Iād say hardly any, and yet Iām apparently at a chronic 2.5, and it only goes up from there depending on the day.Ā
Thereās also a similarly usefulĀ āFatigue Scaleā
I havenāt been below a 5 on this scale for 4 yearsĀ
Hereās the fatigue scale
Fatigue scale image desc:
10: can barely move; canāt talk
9: can barely move; can talk
8: can move, but canāt do much more than watch TV
7: can watch TV and play a game on my phone simultaneously
6: can do work on my computer lying in bed
5: can get around the house, but definitely couldnāt go out
4: can run a light errand
3: can get in my 10,000 steps, making my fitbit happy
2: can do three or more activities in a single day
1: going clubbing!
See also the Mental Health Pain Scale by Graceful Patient:
Mental Health Pain Scale transcription:
MILD
1 - Everything is a-okay! There is absolutely nothing wrong. Youāre probably cuddling a fluffy kitten right now. Enjoy!
2 - Youāre a bit frustrated or disappointed, but youāre easily distracted and cheered up with a little effort.
3 - Things are bothering you, but youāre coping. You might be overtired or hungry. The emotional equivalent of a headache.
MODERATE
4 - Today is a bad day (or a few bad days). You still have the skills to get through it, but be gentle with yourself. Use self-care strategies.
5 - Your mental health is starting to impact on your everyday life. Easy things are becoming difficult. You should talk to your doctor.
6 - You canāt do things the way you usually do them due to your mental health. Impulsive and compulsive thoughts may be hard to cope with.
SEVERE
7 - Youāre avoiding things that make you more distressed, but that will make it worse. You should definitely seek help. This is serious.
8 - You canāt hide your struggles any more. You may have issues sleeping, eating, having fun, socialising, and work/study. Your mental health is affecting almost all parts of your life.
9 - Youāre at a critical point. You arenāt functioning any more. You need urgent help. You may be a risk to yourself or others if left untreated.
10 - The worst mental and emotional distress possible. You can no longer care for yourself. You canāt imagine things getting any worse. Contact a crisis line immediately.
These are so important! SO SO IMPORTANT SHARE THIS AND SAVE IT TO SHOW YOUR DOCTORS!
This is the first time Iāve seen the fatigue scale, and HOLY MOLY thatās a revelation!!! These should be on all hospital and doctor office walls.
Iāve never seen the mental health one! or the fatigue one! I printed out the pain one and gave it to my GP.Ā
this, because āI broke both my middle fingers but didnāt know I hadā. This, because āIām not depressed, this is normal for me.ā This, because āI work out twice a week, why would you say Iāve got chronic fatigue?ā
[Video shows a person decorating a cake. The icing is a gradient of white to purple. It has decorative swirls of mixed black, white, and purple, as well as white shells, and purple and black ruffled streamers. One side has āiād rather eat cakeā in black cursive, with a line of black hearts going around the rest of the cake.
Voiceover: āAs highly requested, here is a cake for all of my ace followers. A lot of you were saying an ace cake would be perfect for this series because of āall the memes, all the memesā and I was like, āoh my gosh, what. are. the. memes?ā
āAnd so I looked it up, and youāre totally right, I could not have missed this one. And also, wait to the end, because I added an extra special message just for you.
āA lot of you have expressed feeling sometimes overlooked by the queer community, or underrepresented during pride month, and I think youāre absolutely right! Thereās not as much representation for the letters that come after L, G, B, T, but I do think itās amazing how your community, in particular, has been able to stand up and be seen, especially on the internet, despite not seeing a lot of yourself in mainstream culture. So keep being you, the world needs you, and I hope this cake can brighten up your morning, and have a great day.ā
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I interrupt your scrolling to say: this is the love of my life, Minnie.
Please give her one of the following:
Forehead kiss
Nose boop
Back pats
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Slow blink
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This is my angel, the light of my life, my reason of getting up, my actual child, and I will hear no words against her. Reblog to show her the love she deserves.