I may be a figment of your imagination

[buttpoems]

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[writers-solace]

I don't think Tolkien is a good fantasy writer because he scored the highest at some objective Best Fantasy Book Test that every fantasy writer has to take, I think he's a good fantasy writer because he created a world based on things that he was interested in. I feel like a lot of fantasy writers think that they need to create a whole language for their world because Tolkien did and obviously his books are the best so they have to emulate him, but Tolkien did that because he was a linguistics nerd. I think the lesson to be learned from him is not that you have to include elves and deep history and new languages, but that you have to write endlessly about the things you are a huge nerd about and use those things to create your fantasy world

[mothcub]

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

[visenyaism]

Having an automatic feeder for my cat has taught me that Harlow was a fucking hack because sometimes baby does prefer wire mother

[duncebento]

i got jumped on google docs

[goldcrescent]

Imagine a reach lord hating valyrians so much he glazes a dornish woman and refers to dornishmen as the in-group. Besides the child abuse and the war mongering and the religious fanaticism and the misogyny and the classism and the hostages and the murder and the public indecency and the occupation and the toxic work environment and the theft Ormund is literally so progressive. woke king. Vote Green No Matter Wheen

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[deankarolina]

okay so Rhaenyra uses the tunnels when she’s younger to escape and find sexual freedom and yet when Alicent attempts to follow on that same path the way is blocked for her

[opiumvampire]

this is probably so mean but the “healing my inner teenager” “elder emo group therapy” “it was never a phase 🖤❤️‍🩹” sentiment is so fucking corny and lameeeee im not going to these shows bc i have nostalgia and childhood trauma or whatever im going to them because i like watching the lead singer get berated sexually and the music is good

[opiumvampire]

also theres something really patronizing about people continuing to equate mcr’s music with adolescence/immaturity/emotional instability and the implication that they grew up and now this is some sort of guilty pleasure indulgence or thing theyre doing for a perpetually 13 year old version of themself because theyre insecure about liking mcr at their big age. like girl shut up its a good band you’re allowed to just like them

[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Hollywood really could have that category

[queermasculine]

never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

[langernameohnebedeutung]

the 'how big is your english vocabulary' test dropped new ship dynamics

[polyamorousmood]

(This is a poly meme all four are different people)

[lizlemondyke]

it’s funny cuz it’s true

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[p1netre3s]

reminded me of this

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[depsidase]