oozey mess
Claire Keane
macklin celebrini has autism
YOU ARE THE REASON
Jules of Nature
#extradirty
Kiana Khansmith
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Janaina Medeiros
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
cherry valley forever
ellievsbear
tannertan36
almost home
will byers stan first human second
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shark vs the universe
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@fire-gloove
why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph
compelling argument
what does this say about victor hugo
no he was just french
R.R Tolkien?
autistic infodumping
Put this together and I dread to think how long a novel by an autistic gay Frenchman would be. :p
follow your dreams at a sustainable pace
500 words a day gets the novel written
āiām gayā āiām straightā okay??? but i am agog??? i am aghast??? is marius in love at last??? iāve never heard him ooh and ahh??? we talk of battles to be won??? and here he comes like don juan??? it is better than an opera???
"Bambini e questa la sapete? *inhale* FACCETTA NERA"
the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.
they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
skillet issue
I hope 2026 is kind to us all
Thinking about a new bit where i start using āworkers of the worldā as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like āchatā.
Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.
Workers of the world please like and reblog my post
mirar el agua con mama
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
False! āSightlyā is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.
The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.
I still donāt think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.
"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"
i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.
therefore, the Default Object is:
beautiful
makes a horrendous sound
smells absolutely awful
is very fragile
tastes delicious
and i still cannot think of anything that matches this
behold, the default object!
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Tokuhiro Kawai
biblically accurate clowder of cats
This is the foundation of all hope btw. In the words of Tolkien, 'despair is for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.'
medically accurate muscle chart:
As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate
@cosmicdwarf
For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.
For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, itās human instinct to protect our neck when weāre under stress so that predators canāt get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.
Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when weāre hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately itās not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.
Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.
Very curious doggo
Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.
TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD
Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and
this is so fucking cute
