Firematthew

has anyone else been confused for a bot before? (pronouns he/him)

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[severeprincesheep]

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

[bingomann]

[monsieurmeme]

I will never not reblog this

[moriartyfortheevening]

Accurate.

[starsbythepocketful12]

This is the best post I’ve ever seen

[leejeann]

accurate 

[bingomann]

Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan

[harlequinadebaby]

Reblog for Satan

[callmebliss]

Looks like there’s a lot of fic and art waiting in fandom hell

[lokikissesmyforehead]

Oh, so this is why I’m STILL HERE. 

[broadway-bitch-fit]

^

[arcana-duderino]

I’ve seen this comic for years but just discovered the last panel. GUYS WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT THAT PANEL THERE

[analog-cottage-gore]

HEY GUYS. WTDW FANDOM YES OR NAH?

@ever-ive-been @bordonfreeman @saltyr3mix @sara-covetman

[cassies-dinos]

this feels like the among us (show) fandom bro 😭

[purrshadow]

The only “exit” is to go into another fandom and experience the exact same thing-

[theweirdowhowantstobeamangaka]

Yes.

[sandersstudies]

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

***

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

***

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

***

Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

***

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

***

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

***

Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

***

Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

***

Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

[sandersstudies]

Everyone saying “i love her” in the notes, do NOT worry she loves you too.

Every time a customer says “I love your energy,” or “I love your enthusiasm,” she says “I love YOUR energy! You have a fantabulous rest of your day, don’t forget to be awesome! I’ll see you later, alligator!”

[sandersstudies]

Okay guys this post has a lot of notes so I figured I would add:

This barista actually left Starbucks and I figured I would never see her again.

Last month she got hired at a local brewery I also work at. So, she’s back.

[nonbineraryitinerary]

Reblog to punch a nazi

[l1llym00nn]

I'm gonna crine

[bellabs-dream-lab]

Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

[aurosoulart]

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

[aurosoulart]

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!

[aurosoulart]

this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version

[ufo-encounter]

*flies past*

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[songsofwaterandnight]

No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

[sycamorality]

i think you should post about rain world again you're boring as fuck dude

?????

[sycamorality]

i named the wolf your ask

[sycamorality]

[shark-artistt]

Delta in how many runes…..when was the release date…

[shark-artistt]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW????

[the-text-doctor]

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[philomurphy-deactivated20230323]

in case you wanted your sword to be a different colour other than purple:

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[chaos-canary]

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☆Rainbow Sword☆

[google-searchhistory-official]

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[the-arcade-doctor]

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[13thsinnr]

o()xxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::> trans sword ✨

[blairpuffs]

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bisexual sword

[surdus-magus]

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A lightsaber

[gayvampyr]

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lesbian sword

[gracebeth3604]

this has probably already been done but:

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minecraft :3

[dogin8]

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for the dagger users amongus

[pippins-place]

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CHAINSAW

[raccoon-hybrid]

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mf theres no yellow

[brain-empty-deactivated20241210]

o{}×××[]::::::::::::::::::::::::> <- tiny sword

[summerblademoontime]

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BIG ASS SWORD

[imyelling]

fire sword

[aquariusrunes]

God I love tumblr. Where else am I gonna get a post with so many swords!!!

[wathav]

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[analog-autistic]

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double sided !

[quirky-petal]

I WANT SWORDS!!

[angielikestohavefun]

Here have mine :3

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[theweirdowhowantstobeamangaka]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wishing everyone a very Remembering You Have Good Leftovers In The Fridge

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BUT did you check the fridge

[firematthew]

I did. Sadly I ate the good leftovers yesterday.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

doomscrolling tumblr and I turn to you and ask, "why don't you reblog anti-racism when it makes you feel uncomfortable?"

[bommy44]

cosmo hasn't been the same since he twisted :/

original :

[loveridden1999]

starting a collection