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i do!! they are so good
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do u know who teams elite is
i do!! they are so good
you know when there is only five tags it’s going to be good
if i get one more “wyll” im going to lose it i swear
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
It’s even worse than i remember it
I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.
Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”
once just wrote sick in the subject thing and the whole text was sent from my iphone
i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words
you know what i deserve this
nah this is so real tho like iykyk
i hate biology i can’t do this anymore gregor mendel can die again pls why did i sign up for ap bio next year i can’t do this
I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.
Love to see this post getting notes again. None of us are ok.
nah cuz i just realized adults don’t get summer off like i’ve been counting the days til school is out. adult life must suck lmao
*Tom elegantly sneaking through the window into Harry's room*
Harry: When I slam the door in front of your face, you can't just come in through the window.. THIS IS NOT HOW BREAK-UPS WORK!
they’d be the type of couple to break up every other week
you know the two types of people who i hate? people who don’t tip and people who don’t use the oxford comma.
you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?
Many people in the comments are saying “trauma”, but this is actually a very normal occurrence. It’s called Childhood Amnesia, and it’s a process which, as the brain reorganizes itself for cognitive thought that is developed in late childhood, it changes the Accessibility of those memories during recall. Many childhood memories are available to the person, but they will not be remembered during regular recall activity, you have to “trick” your brain into remembering with different tactics.
This is because there are two parts to memories - their encoding and their recall. The encoding determines their availability, their recall determines their accessibility. The reason why trauma memory and childhood amnesia are different is in this distinction. Trauma memory is often encoded differently, bypassing to the limbic system where it is stored as intrinsic memory. It can’t be recalled because it was never encoded. Childhood amnesia, however, seems to indicate that the memories are encoded, but we lose access to them as we age. This is most likely due to the development of brain structures that fundamentally change our encoding and recall of memory as we get older.
This is an important distinction, because trauma memory is “stored in the body”, i.e. you get triggers that send your body into a cascade of uncontrollable feelings, sensations and reactions. Whereas childhood memories won’t generally do that, they are just recalled at odd times with odd associations.
reblogging this because I’ve legit seen people freaking out when they realised they can’t remember some of their childhood, thinking they might have some repressed trauma.
Accompanied by a still frame: Tom in the sunlit fields, a camcorder strapped to his right hand...
- lover's spit. @k3uuu @pinktom
do u ever think how the moon controls the ocean (via the tides) and how remus probably heard bad things about regulus from sirius when he left grimmauld and then regulus drowned in the ocean.
coincidence? i think not
the lactic acid has taken over i can no longer move, every inch of me is screaming in agony to collapse and simple never get up. i have abs but at what cost? and on top of that i have to get up and go to a different sport and push through even when my body is perishing slowly. as i lay here typing this my hip has a dull throb of blood, sweat, and tears. it is four p.m, i leave to go to practice at five p.m, i will not be home until nine p.m. i then have to study for ap exams for approximately two hours. i will not go to bed until midnight if not later, only then will i get six hours of sleep until the cycle begins. send help
i literally need fic recs like drop ur favorite long fics i will read literally anything
only request is that it’s on ao3
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
currently reading heir to the house of prince and it’s putting me on a LOT of new ships
like severus x lupin or severus x regulus??? also my god snape u hooked up with a lot people (on chapter 21 for reference) omg 🤭 it’s so good
the fic in general is great but im scared for mcd tag…
edit: trying to push through the fic rn but for some reason im struggling… rereading a tomarry fic i barely remember is looking very pleasing right now
there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago
me cross eyed and seeing double:
how do you read fics
entire work
next chapter
I saw this discourse in the comments a thousand times and I just cannot commit to the entire work I have to click next chapter, it's like a reward
Where's the third option?
I download the fic and read it in Moon+ Reader
use to be an entire work girlie i have since learned the ways of next chapter
i was unhinged reading 200k+ as an entire work
it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICAN ACCENT?? HAVE YOU HEARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXANS AND OHIOANS???
do you think i know what ohio is
Great job everybody
if it makes you feel better british people are very funny to me
no real reason but i think if i ever saw a pasty british man i would burst out laughing