Flummox

she/her, have had this tumblr for over a fricken decade what the fuck d&d sideblog: monsterinthemountain (if u r my players, enter at your own risk)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[flummoxisafunnyword]

i love when my adhd meds kick in first thing in the morning -- it's the sweet spot of being able to do the things that i've been putting off for literal weeks

[thestuffedalligator]

Shout out to the clover, the dandelion and the daisy. The triumvirate of springtime childish whimsy. WHO is doing it like them

[thestuffedalligator]

This plant, we tell children, has a one in ten-thousand chance to have four leaves. You can search through a clover patch all day and never find one. But if you do, and you pluck it and keep it, it will bring you luck.

And this flower, we tell children, if you let it bud and bloom and age from sun-yellow flower to moon-white seed, you can then pluck it and blow its seeds away to make a wish.

And this flower, we tell children, can be woven into a hat

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[angel-derangement]

I did some studies of some glassware pics after a very long drought of no drawing at all. pls enjoy

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[wardoffthenight]

Sven Sauer - Deviation

The installation consists of 1,200 glass shards, each of which is aligned by hand. The train is moved centimeter by centimeter and each new glass shard is turned into the correct position so that the beam of light is directed to the next glass shard. As soon as the train starts moving, this creates a chain reaction of light...

[flummoxisafunnyword]

really love how my insurance (that i'm paying an arm and a leg to keep through cobra because they cover all my meds and doctors) suddenly doesn't cover half my doctors because they're "renegotiating" and have been "renegotiating" for almost a month

[flummoxisafunnyword]

Dnddddd todayyyyy

[sacred-portal]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

[sosuperawesome]

Vintage Saturn Ceiling Light // RoyalArtDecolighting

[repmet]

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[empiressmp]

So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world

[memorycardviii]

Robert Wun | Haute Couture Fall Winter 2024/2025 (x)

[offishly]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other