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pick one
your ship goes canon
your favorite ao3 writer drops 100k of your ship + your favorite trope
I mean, canon hasn't gotten anything right yet, why would I possibly think canonizing my ship would be their first win?
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ao3 history ask game
Hey Hey Hey! For the Blorbo Ask Game:
3, 5 and 19 😁
~ don't kill me, I really thought I had answered this - but I guess not ~
3. was there any specific point / any specific moment that suddenly made this character your Blorbo, or did you slowly grow to love them more and more until they became a Blorbo to you?
Since I've got so many Blorbos, two different/complementary answers: in general I fall in love with the blorbos fast, if I don't really like the characters, I generally stop reading/watching - and it goes to most of them, so probably no specific moment that made me love them.
On my most recent Blorbos - Ilya and Shane - I fell in love with Shane straight away, first moment his awkward self was on the screen and introducing himself to his future husband, I knew it, and then I just kept loving him more and more and wanted to keep him in my pocket. Ilya was a little different, I liked him too, but it wasn't love at first sight the same way it was Shane, I liked him, and then I kept liking him, and then without noticing he was the one. The Russian phone call scene was just special.
5. what’s the thing you dislike the most about your Blorbo?
oh. hmm. I don't know? Because I like they are not perfect? It makes them interesting. So, maybe keeping things to themselves because they don't want to bother the other, when they are in a committed relationship?
19. when it comes to Blorbos, do you have a type?
besides main character because I'm boring like that? I don't really think so?
Looking back on some of my favourite characters, they are usually smart, some even geniuses, or very competent in their specific area of expertise. The ones who aren't really, work really hard to become. Other than that, I'm not sure I have a type, I love both assholey characters and very kind characters, so I guess competent is my type.
what about you?
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986 fics back? 👀
~ had to do some maths here ~ destroy me - from may 2025
I have no idea what this fic is doing here at this point, because by then I was not really in the fandom or reading Not Me fics. And I also can't remember reading this one - but it does sound interesting, so now I gotta.
ao3 history ask game
10 x 10 x 10
tag ten characters in ten fandoms and the dump the responsibility on ten more people…
(I found this tag game on my drafts, and decided to update it and post years and years later)
#1 Wei Wuxian (MDZS) - who still has my heart after all these years.
#2 Ilya Rozanov (Heated Rivalry) - this is a new love, and it was just evil having to choose only one of them, I love them both so much. So just know they're tied in my heart
#3 Hua Cheng (TGCF) - still trying to get more people on this fandom because you cannot have more pining and yearning and slowburn than this.
#4 Beauregard Lionett (CR - The Mighty Nein) - she is the best! Marisha is incredible and created the best character. I completely fell in love with CR at the same time I fell in love with Beau and Marisha. I both want to be Beau and want to have a Beau.
#5 Maomao (Apothecary Diaries) - do I love Jinshi? Of course I do. But my whole heart goes to Maomao, like she's every other character's favourite, she's also mine.
#6 Midoryia Izuku (BNHA) - Sunshine who deserved so much better than what he got.
#7 Ryland Grace (PHM) - new love, and how not to love him???
#8 Sansa Stark (GoT) - Would never watch again. But worth it for my queen.
#9 Nomi Marks (Sense8) - I just love her a lot, and every time I rewatch the series, I love her more. (and tbh all the other characters too)
#10 Shen Qingqiu/Yuan (SVSSS) - Definitely would not read again, my boy deserved so much better. But I`m glad I did, and glad fanfics agree he deserved better.
(I have no clue if this is really SQQ, because I have not watched the donghua, only read the novels)
I have found out I have so many more. When I started, I couldn't remember enough characters from different fandoms, by the end, I had to pick and choose. I'll stick with these ones because they were the ones I remembered first. But there are so many more. Specially from the same fandoms.
tag, you're it: @wyldestwynter, @fox-quills, @uppastmybedtimereading, @almostlazydreamer, @madkat89, @failxmonster, @cordialcrow, @dusty-wolf, @origami-penguin, @rachelrainy - no pressure
LRB fun new ask meme send me a number and i'll go back that many in my ao3 history and share the fic lmao
project hail mary time travel fic but it's stratt. and she has to do it again.
project hail mary fic but it's stratt in a time loop and no matter what she does she always has to send him.
project hail mary fic where what we saw was the 20th attempt and nothing else was working so she tried sending him.
project hail mary fic where the first few times she wasn't even in charge and she had to fight her way there before she could even start changing things.
project hail mary fic where the time loop is short, each day over and over until she finally gets it right and they next day starts. the lab explosion happened and she thought surely she'd get to do that day again but no, somehow that was the right thing to make the loop move on. she no longer trusts the loop itself. it might not even be possible to get this done. she tries everything on launch day. kidnapping grace and sending him was a crazy Hail Mary attempt to get the dang loop to move on since nothing else had worked. she expected the loop to reset and he'd be back with her, trusting her to find someone to send. but no, the loop moved on and she sentenced her only friend to death in space and it's permanent and she just has to live with it now.
that was the right choice, the loop says. The only choice. Does that make it any easier?
project hail mary fic where the time loop isn't short. it isn't short at all. It starts when the petrova line is discovered and it restarts when stratt dies and it ends when the sun comes back. whoever she sends into space, she has to wait twenty-six years to see if they succeeded, knowing she'll have to do these thirty years again if they failed.
the loop is so long that she always forgets the details of what happened last time, so long that her changes spiral out of control and she spends twenty-six years wondering which ones were wrong and which were right.
the beetles don't come back and she dies of old age and the loop restarts and she changes anything she can think of and they don't come back and she dies and tries again and they don't come back. how is she supposed to know what happened, what went wrong? how is she supposed to fix it. how.
she can't figure it out without being there. she needs to be on that ship. the loop resets when she dies. she can die over and over again on the spaceship and get the information she needs.
she doesn't have the coma gene.
she puts herself awake on the ship with the unconscious crew. she needs to survive thirteen years of complete isolation without going crazy in order for this to work.
yao and ilyukhina and dubois die in their comas within months. she considers going on and trying to collect the data herself but she is not the expert she needs for this and she desperately does not want to spend another twelve years alone for maybe no results. she figures out why they died and she uses yao's nitrogen to restart the time loop.
it's such a blessed relief this time, to be able to start over after only a few years, to not have to wait out the whole interminable time. they fix the coma issue and she sends herself again with the sleeping crew.
she makes it almost a year before she feels the isolation starting to unravel her mind. she uses ilyukhina's heroin to restart the time loop. she researches sanity and isolation and learns every way to try to keep a mind intact. she makes it two years before her memory starts to come apart and she uses dubois's gun to restart the time loop. she can't go alone.
she doesn't have the coma gene.
she takes a crew with her awake. yao dies in his coma after two years and they figure out why and write it down and she doesn't restart the loop, she can still get the information she needs this loop. they make it three years before they hate each other and four years before someone snaps. she bleeds out listening to gunshots and screaming. the time loop restarts. they fix the coma problem and hope there won't be more.
she can't go alone. she can't go with people. is the coma gene really as important as they say? she tells them to put her under. she feels ice creeping through her veins. she doesn't have the coma gene. the loop restarts.
she can't go. she can't wait here not knowing what's going on and guessing at what went wrong. she can't go, she doesn't have the coma gene.
she puts cameras all over the hail mary and names probes after every drummer and producer and sound editor and publicist the beatles ever had. she waits on earth and gets new footage every few months. she waits for years and watches them sleep and every day drags on interminably and every day is a victory because they're still alive and they make it halfway and then some stupid coincidence in the engine system breaks the ship. she watches the footage a month later and wants to give up but there's no giving up, when she dies she'll always wake up with the news of the petrova line discovery on her morning tv. she gives in the despair for a while until the panic on every face and the news of wars and starvation are too much again. the nitrogen was the best way. she heads down to the empty lab and restarts the time loop.
the petrova line is discovered again. she fights her way to international power again. she recruits dubois and yao and ilyukhina again. she starts them building the hail mary again.
this time she tells the research team to look into every last unlikely way the engines could break. both her scientists die in the explosion because some idiot sent the wrong amount of astrophage. should she restart again or can she learn anything from this loop before she has to try again? no, this loop is still worth something, she needs to know if the comas are safe yet, and she's so tired of fighting her way to power, bribing the french president and convincing. british prime minister and blackmailing the american senators to get out of her way. who else can she send this time? it doesn't really matter, she'll make sure the scientists survive the next loop. but no, it does matter, because they might make it this time. she does need to send the right people in case they do make it, otherwise she's wasting more interminable years.
she turns to grace. last loop she told him everything, hoping it might pull him into the loop with her. it would be so nice to not have to remember it all herself. but no, it's only her. he didn't remember any of it when the loop restarted. it's only her and she has to send someone who actually has a chance, otherwise she'll have to do this again. (she'll probably have to do this again anyway). she's so tired of doing this again.
she turns to grace. he has the coma gene.
he refuses to go. he doesn't want to die. she knows death, now. it's not as bad as he thinks. he won't remember any of this in the next loop. she doesn't have time for his cowardice. she has all the time in the world.
she sends him. she waits for years. she misses him, but she'll see him again as soon as this attempt fails and she restarts the loop. she'll send dubois again next time and he'll be here waiting with her. they make it halfway and the coincidence doesn't happen and they continue. yao dies in his coma again (there is nothing new under the sun) and she doesn't know why. she's not there. she doesn't have the coma gene.
there's no one awake on board to find out why, to ask the computer, to do an autopsy. she doesn't have the information she needs. how is she supposed to fix this when she doesn't know what went wrong. she has to keep going with this loop until she gets enough information to fix things.
they make it three-quarters of the way. she feels the arthritis starting again and celebrates. it's been a long time since she made it this far. (she has all the time in the world). ilyukhina dies in her coma (there is nothing new under the sun). she doesn't know why. she's not there to find out. she doesn't have the coma gene.
how is she supposed to get past this point. if they die and there's no one awake to tell her what happened, she can't fix it. she doesn't want to watch him die. she'll be here forever, a ten-year cycle of sending astronauts and watching them die in space. (she has all the time in the world).
ryland grace wakes up.
she watches it all in amazement. there is something new under the sun. she watches him find himself and she watches him find an alien and she watches them make a plan to collect taumoeba and she watches it all go wrong. she watches the hail mary's momentum crush him against the wall of screens and she doesn't want to watch him die. how is she supposed to fix this?
she watches the room fill with smoke as the alien saves his life. she watches him wake up and she watches the alien wake up and she sees them try to figure out how to breed the taumoeba that will save the sun. she runs out of footage from that probe and she waits. the next probe saves the sun.
she sits and she grows old again and she waits for him to come back.
she has all the time in the world.
To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7755808
Title: Complementarity, Entanglement and the Uncertainty of Destiny —or— A Feminist Mage in King Arthur's Court
Author: Jenrose
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon
Rating: M
Words: 117,055
Complete: Yes
Summary:
Merlin was once told that Arthur would rise again at the hour of Camelot's greatest need. But a thousand years pass, with no Arthur. When the last war comes, and the world dies, and Arthur still doesn't return, Merlin suddenly realises that the hour of Camelot's greatest need… was a thousand years ago. Sometimes he's a bit slow on the uptake. Fortunately, he's figured out how to go back. What would YOU do if you had 2000 years of experience in the body of a 17 year old, and absolutely nothing left to lose? -⚓
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7755808
Hey, do you remember when they got to the cottage and Shane carried Ilya’s bag inside and then when they got inside he was all nervous and tentative and rambling about cokes and his well and standing so sweetly waiting to be kissed which of course Ilya understood, so then they kiss and almost knock over a lamp on their way to the couch where Shane is careful not to hurt Ilya’s ribs and Ilya’s got his hand down Shane’s pants because he wants to fuck, please but Shane is like wait I’ll be quick and then Ilya’s like me too and we get the most adorable “really? really? 😄” from Shane and then he lays out the emotional stakes for their two weeks at the cottage and Ilya agrees to try to be honest for him and then Ilya wants to see his room and they’re being so playful with each other even when their lips are drawn together like magnets and Shane teases Ilya about the en suite bathroom as they walk toward Shane’s their bedroom and then Shane pretends to be a bellboy and calls Ilya “sir” so Ilya pushes Shane onto the bed and pins him down and they’re all happy giggly smiling with each other and Shane just goes limp from being under Ilya and Ilya starts to kiss down Shane’s throat but then Shane’s like “wait” and Ilya does but he looks so confused and his hair is already messed up and when he realizes Shane’s going to close the blinds he’s like no way, I am fucking you in broad daylight I want to see everything and then he’s got Shane backed up against the window and he’s kissing down Shane’s neck again and their hands are all grabby and Shane’s going limp and his head makes a thunk sound against the glass before he gets on his knees for Ilya and then Ilya’s hands are gripping at nothing against the window and he just rests his head there while he watches Shane blow him?
I liked that. 🙂↕️
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is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.
Screenshots I took to traumatize my husband when I got this ad
It is HILARIOUS that they're censoring fuck. Let's not offend any delicate sensibilities by dropping a complete f-bomb in the middle of explaining the rules of the monster fucking 💦💦💦 game.
This is going to enter my vocabulary
About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.
It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.
So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.
So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.
Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.
The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.
... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.
Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.
Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.
And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.
OP did it hurt when Apollo's dodgeball hit you and made you write that story?
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