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ash, he/it coming back to this hellsite shitpost/hyperfix blog 🐊🐊🐊

[retroactivelover]

Benadryl madness masterpost

[dovewithscales]

I am fascinated by the correlation between benadryl and specifically spiders.

[penguins-dragons]

They use spiders in the recipe

[depresseddisneyprincess]

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

tgif stands for trans gender it’s friday

[testosteronetwink]

happy transgender it’s friday .

[fabledshadow]

happy transgender it’s friday

[annoyingalchemist]

happy transgender it's friday everybody

[cade-the-god]

happy transgender it's friday

[testosteronetwink]

happy transgender it’s friday

[brandyllyn]

[iamramonadestroyerofworlds]

I am not joking I am not exaggerating the thirst on this fucking website for cis dudes w a lil extra fat on their chests... And the insistence on referring to those as titties and boobs and big naturals. Has made me (trans man) feel significantly better about my boobs! Everyone here sees a dude with big ol bazoonkas and goes fucking apeshit. Hell yeah. Men's tits. I got those too! Maybe they're also hot on me! Holy shit! Men's tits!

[iamramonadestroyerofworlds]

You guys really like this post huh

[iamramonadestroyerofworlds]

The notes on this post:

1 hell yeah men's tits

2 sorry what did you say I saw men's tits and blacked out and reblogged

3 I'm also a trans guy/trans masc and I feel the same way!

4 I'm a fat cis guy and I feel the same way!

5 I'm a trans guy/ trans masc and I feel differently but I'm happy for u

6 I'm a lesbian, I don't even go here, but fuck yeah everybody loving their body is great

7 I'm a trans girl and I feel the same abt something this website finds hot (girldick, tall girls, also men's tits cuz less traditionally feminine titties being hot is great for anyone who wants to be happy with their body)

8 me wondering how the fuck my post got so many notes

9 people responding to that with what did you expect you posted abt men's tits on the liking men's tits website

[the-haiku-bot]

2 sorry what did

you say I saw men’s tits and

blacked out and reblogged

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[notemily]

haikubot likes men's tits confirmed

[great-and-small]

Spending time with kids always reminds me how much I love the way they play. I’ll be like “hey kid look, this little bug is called an isopod it’s related to crabs and it eats dead plants” and they’ll immediately respond with something like “cool let’s play isopods we have to collect dead leaves as fast as we can and if we don’t get enough we die of starvation and have a bug funeral”

What an amazing way to process new information or explore an idea! It’s important to remember these kinds of games are not random or pointless; playing is how kids learn.

[crimeronan]

once when i was ten, so seventeen years ago, i was on one of the neopets forums that was in 2006 frequented mostly by edgy teenagers with pete wentz urls who wanted to get around the ban on romance and gay talk to discuss mcr members making out. and it was well past midnight and i was secretly on an extremely clunky laptop the size of a modern desktop, sitting on my top bunk in the tiny room i shared with my sister. and i do not remember the forum topic at all but at some point one of the participants politely asked me, "hey, how old are you, anyway? twelve?" and when i honestly replied "ten," he responded:

"WOAH. Kid, you'd better get off the boards. Wandering the Neoboards at 2 AM is like walking nekkid through the Bronx with your wallet dangling from your nipplz."

and this frightened me so much i slammed the computer shut and went to bed immediately. seventeen years later i still remember this message word for word. including the filter-avoidance misspellings. i need everyone to know about this formative childhood memory. bronx wallet nipplz guy if you're out there hmu and tell me what ur deal was

[8ball-wizard]

new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The status of this spell is:

APPROVED

sometimes violence is the answer

[robotlyra]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

It's Trans Day of Visibility!

Go forth and shine. Or explode (as the situation requires).

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

[pinene]

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

you are so beautiful in every way

[pinene]

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

[nitw]

happy trans day of visibility

break shit

[nitw]

it's that time of the year again!

beat the shit out of anything

[nitw]

WUH OH!!! holy Moly!!!!!!!!!!!

it's trans day of visibility, again! get funky

[thesexiestselkie]

[fuckthewounded]

ideal hangout i invite 2 talkative and funny friends over and listen to them talk to each other

[fuckthewounded]

notes are informing me that this is not neurotypical behavior

[were---ralph]

tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

[psych-is-the-name]

TAHW ruoy

[fireflylies]

yM

flowereW

dneirfyoB

[micajestr]

??thgir taht gnidaer I ma ,yrros m'I

[canlsterofsoda]

YM

[official-pinterest]

?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

[psych-is-the-name]

nolemretaW

[pinterest-staff]

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you switch me back to wet food this dry shit sucks bitch

[navigatorwrongway]

[scribefindegil]

Types of brain fog:

Brain is primordial sludge & you are drowning in it

U are a ghost and nothing is real

Mental equivalent of attempting to stream some high-res video game when all you have is dial-up

The thing you want to articulate is *right there* but you're just scrabbling at it like a cat continually failing to catch the bird on the other side of the window

The Void

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

i am on mars. thoughts will take 8 business years to be processed

[transmechanicus]

Putting you in my girl machine, what button do you want me to press first?? :D

[jame7t]

all

[transmechanicus]

ONLY GOT THE ONE BABEY~😌

[starstruck-dandelion]

Op had this picture ready

[catgirlforeskin]

Well duh, that’s like saying Montresor had the bricks ready to seal up the wine cellar, like ya that’s why we’re here